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"Democracy Dies In Dampness" Parody

5 men in clean shirts
Pete Hegesth with his hands turned into tight fistsb
Trump signs greeting card
WW1 soldier in battlefield gear reading a book at front lines
Buff guy walks dog on busy city street
Man taking a deep breath. He's standing in front of a Canadian flag
Photo of Mitch McConnell in hospital bed.
Break room employees hold noses in front of microwave
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IOU note with an imprint of Trump's face
Angry trump screaming into a microphone
Kash Patel worried face over a photo of an empty office with an FBI logo on wall
3 panel image with Ted Cruz, Marsha Blackburn, and Mike Lee. Trump is in the photo insert at bottom left
LeBron James speaking into a microphone
Mitch McConnell runs on the treadmill with his wife standing on his back.
Mitch McConnell doing one handed push-up with his wife standing on his back
McConnell bench pressing an enormous amount of weight while his wife smiles at him.
Photo of Mitch McConnell in a hospital bed inside a turtle shell. His wife is seated next to him. The caption reads: McConnell shares health update, says hospitalization resulted from fall that landed him on the back of his shell
The Iranian flag with Trump in photo insert eating an ice cream bar
Trojan Horse on White House Lawn
Photo of furious Trump
Disappointed looking older man
Older woman at a protest rally full of people
Terrified man bungee jumping
Supreme Court Justices Alito and Thomas smiling and laughing FIFA president Gianni Infantino is in photo inset.
Trump in his gilded eyesore Oval Office with a framed photo of Herbert Hoover that says "LOSER" on the plaque
Donald Trump speaking outdoors. Donald Trump Jr looks at his cell phone in photo inset.
The Great American State Fair ferris wheel in a burned out, smoky charred empty field
One chicken is in a cage. Many uncaged chickens roam the fields behind it.
One bathroom door reads "conservatives" one reads "liberals" one reads "coney barrett"
Kid Rock in a kitchen holding a rabbit over a boiling pot of water
Industrial smoke stacks next to a farm
Marco Rubio in the green algae reflection pool water yells "MARCO!" RFK Jr in the water yells back "POLIO!"
Annoyed middle aged man staring at his computer
Burger King in a suit. His crown no longer says Burger King. Now it's a gold cross.
70 something gray haired barista.
Knicks celebrating right after winning NBA championship. Trump is smiling in photo inset
Books being burned. A middle-aged man in a suit smiles in the photo inset
Green slimed RFK Jr in the algae green Reflection Pond
A startled looking man eating a slice of pepperoni pizza
A box of Colgate (the toothpaste people) frozen beef lasagna adorned with a mint leaf.
Smokey Bear pointing menacingly. The text on the poster reads "THERE'S NO 'THE'"
A bony skeleton hand emerges from the green slimy algae in the Reflecting pond. The hand holds a net with a green fish in it.
Ken Paxton speaking into a microphone. James Talarico is in photo inset.
Trump standing in front of a soccer game
Photoshop of an angry Nancy Mace carrying a toilet.
Trump holds up signed executive order. People behind him applaud.
A 30 something white man with short hair and a beard stands with his hands in his pockets and a blank expression
Bald man with very little facial hair. He looks mad about it.
Last nasty looking hot dog left on a Convenience store roller. A man eyeballs it.
Trump in a soot covered in soot
Trump looking awful
Sad looking man standing in front of a tiny house.
Pissed off guy cooking a pizza
Sad Kid Rock over an upside down American flag
Mockup of the Trump $250 bill
Annoyed older white judge with grey hair looks in courtroom
Trump walking with Secret Service
E. Jean Carrol surrounded by media after leaving courtroom
A group of dogs sitting in the grass