TRML - (he/him) Elder Millennial Goth 🌟 🦇

@therealmichaellee.bsky.social

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The official account for The Real Michael Lee, who is makin' the music and running glowbatstore.com.

Holy Cow creature - ox angel. Flash, flying, and when it enters gain 2 life and scry 1
The cover of the Smokey and the Bandit 7 movie collection
The driver's side door handle to my car, which broke off today because it's made of plastic and not metal, because that would make sense for a part that sews as much use as this
A still from the 1974 movie Zardoz with Sean Connery wearing a very revealing red outfit that leaves little to the imagination.
A photo of the night sky with red northern lights.
West Des Moines labels Valley West Mall 'blighted' in first step toward potential redevelopment
A photo (not mine) of a bootleg Mr. Bean VS Spider-Man DVD.
A cover of Man's Life magazine featuring a man swimming with many managing red snakes along with the article title "Red Tide of Death" as well as the thrilling "Sex Can Be Fun!"
The stage for Weird Al at the Des Moines Civic Center.
My follower count sitting at 665. One more and it'll be AWESOME
A parody baby on Board sticker with Chucky the evil doll by Glow Bat Alternative Fashion.
A photo of the Goro Pirates flag from the latest Like A Dragon game hung above a desk.
A photo of Amazon Prime's listing for Road House labeling it as horror. It is definitely NOT scary... Unless you mean scary AWESOME! ROAD HOUSE!
A photo of the Alf: The Complete Series deluxe edition box set, which I got for free (along with a poster and a sticker) because I bought a lot of horror movies.
A t-shirt illustration featuring Chucky that reads "A true classic never goes out of style"
A man in glasses wearing a really cool black shirt with Boris Karloff's Frankenstein and the numbers 1931 on it in purple and green.
A purple and light teal image of Boris Karloff as Frankenstein's Monster with the year 1931 underneath surrounded by lightning.
A black and white portrait of David Lynch.
The bluray cover for the 1983 vampire movie The Hunger sitting on a shelf with a bunch of other cool horror movies.
The album cover for The Heavy Heavy's 2024 release One Of A Kind
A photo of Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle and Devil House by John Darnielle, both of which I received as Christmas presents today.
A still from Lair of the White Worm with a young Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi eating weird food at a party.
An illustration of Krampus with big, sharp teeth with the words "have you been naughty?" underneath
A photo of the bluray of Hellboy: The Crooked Man.
A man holding a Toxic Crusaders bluray wearing a goth alternative fashion shirt based on a certain crusader of super-human size and strength.
A still from from the music video for Garbage's song "I'm only happy when it rains" but instead of Shirley Manson it's the tarman and it says "I'm only happy eating brains."
An illustration of Krampus with his forked tongue sticking out and the question "Have you been naughty?" underneath.
A loveseat apolstered in denim. Sooooo sexy.
The words "This is what you wanted," but they're crossed out.
The words "violent shock and shudder..." in a spray painted font.
The whole scene froze...
A still from the 1982 movie Creepshow with Leslie Neilson being attacked by his victims.
A screenshot of a zoo's mayoral race between a porcupine, lion, and monkey that reads: "Oscar Wins Blank Park Zoo Mayoral Election In an election season like no other, Oscar the North American Porcupine won big with 74% of the vote to become the next Mayor of Blank Park Zoo! This young, charismatic candidate charmed voters and captured media attention, with the election covered by every major Des Moines-area TV station, news radio, and online news outlet."
A chonky squirrel enjoying the remains of a jack o lantern.
A hand holding an orange box of bat icicle lights from Target. The lights look like the Glow Bat logo.
An illustration of a girl with a half skull face holding a knife menacingly while standing next to a carved pumpkin with knives sticking out of it.
A photo of a custom Elvira Lego minifig surrounded by other minifigs.
A small statue of two skeletons in an embrace with the one skeletons hands in a not-so family friendly position.
an A.I. generated shirt description that reads: "Introducing a stylish Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee that makes a bold statement. With its eye-catching graphic, this shirt embraces a mix of edgy vibes and timeless appeal. Perfect for expressing your individuality or gifting to a loved one, it fits seamlessly into everyday casual wear, making it a go-to choice for outings, hangouts, or relaxing at home. Ideal for music enthusiasts, artists, and those who love unique fashion, this tee resonates particularly during festivals, giveaways, and casual gatherings. Celebrate love and permanence with this statement piece, which can elevate your wardrobe for any occasion – from casual weekends to festive celebrations – where you want to stand out with confidence and style." It's not great.
The movie poster for the 1998 Robert Rodriguez film The Faculty.
An illustration of Uncle Fester from the Addams Family with a lightbulb in his mouth.
A meme from Glow Bat showing Sheila from Army of Darkness looking normal on September 30th and in her deadite form on October 1st.
An orange stuffed dog wearing a black shirt with a skull on it and bat wings on its back.
A close up of a still very upset spider who had to move due to act of kaiju.
A large and hangry spider.
A big-ass spider, now known as "Henri Rosey T. Spiderlegs" curled up on a light with one leg stretched out.
A close-up of a big-ass spider that's hanging from a web on my back patio.
A large spider curled up on a porch light.
An outdoor table and chairs with a big spider web that has a large hole in it.
Reads: "Celebrating 10M Users #47,433" also it says I'm a certified Bluesky elder, which makes me feel important.
A tattooed goth-looking woman wearing a black t-shirt that reads "Bats & Bones & Black Cats & Gravestones" in orange text.
A man in glasses wearing a black t-shirt with a red and blue zombie illustration on it that reads "I want my cake!"
A vintage poster of Godzilla reading a Godzilla book along with the words "Read. Godzilla for America's libraries. "
A Deadpool and Ariel doll sitting together in a Barbie dream house.
A still from the movie Buckaroo Banzai with Jeff Goldblum in a crazy red and white cowboy outfit standing next to two suitcases and a red boombox.