schmarm

@therealschmarm.bsky.social

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Capricorn pescatarian ♑️🐡 iron mutant 📽 Ouija board hag demon 🥂

Coffee cup with the words “living legend” printed on the front
Tomato, basil, and black olive pizza
Joe Bob and Darcy sitting around a campfire roasting marshmallows artwork by Justin Osbourn.
Head of the Family movie poster
The Phantom of the Opera poster
Mini marquee with the words PHANTOM DRIVE IN.
The Craft lit up on TV with pizza and Darcy glass filled with Cheerwine in the shadows.
🤘 Schmarm 🤘
Homemade unbaked fakeroni and banana pepper pizza sitting on top of a stove with a smiley face spoon rest, cast iron skillet, and 420 degree temperature in the background.
Mug with the words living legend printed on it.
Joe Bob Briggs drive-in oath designed by @therealschmarm (me!) with a yellow background and black / red words