Tyler Ostrowski

@therealtylero.bsky.social

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I would really appreciate a hot dog.

Screenshot of a phone's lock screen showing the front of a Volkswagen id.Buzz
Rear quarter view of a 2021(?) Volkswagen Arteon wagon. Ok, so VW calls it a shooting brake instead of a wagon or estate, but I think they're full of it. This is a wagon.
Photo of the staff at an old Saturn dealership. Saturn dealerships famously did not haggle. The price of a car was fixed.
Screenshot of the 2005 video game L.A. Rush, featuring a bright red 2005 Chevrolet Impala SS. Is it cool yet? Do you think it's cool? Xzhibit pimped it just for you. It's cool. Do you feel cool yet?
Box art of Test Drive Unlimited 2 (2013).
Chinese government official says, "The next reincarnation of the Dalai Lama HAS to comply with our laws, HE HAS TOOOO!!!!1"
The big box version of Mattel Media's Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver (PC, 1998.) There's so many buzzwords on the box. "INTERACTIVE." "CD-ROM" in multiple locations. Stuff like this is what led me to study marketing. It even came with a Hot Wheels car! We used to be a proper country...
PC box art for the racing game "4x4 Evo".
Jewel case cover art for the PC game Test Drive Off-Road 3. Yes, the off-road spin off to the Test Drive series. The 3rd one.
Poorly drawn hamster meme, and he's PISSED. Goku-style.
Movie poster for "To Live And Die In L.A."
A newer GMC Express van painted to look like the van from The A-Team.
Horrible AI generated map of Milwaukee. They put the art museum inland!
This is an ad for the new COMMODORE FLIP/DUMB PHONE in the year of our lord TWENTY TWENTY SIX.
A very cool, epic color-coded power strip from "Monster Power." It has a modem port!
Still of the iconic scene in the movie American Psycho, where Patrick Bateman says "Now let's see Paul Allen's card."
The last gen Mercury Cougar. It's what Ford was turning the Probe into. And then it was just dust in the wind.
Walmart display of GameCubes on sale for $49 in, I think about 2007.
Dork pointing at himself, asking "Huh? Me?"
Image of the map 2fort from the hit 2007 video game "Team Fortress 2".
Screenshot of the Google search "Brewer game today," showing both an AI summary saying "The Milwaukee Brewers do not have a game scheduled today, as it is a league-wide off day. Their next game will be a home series opener against the San Francisco Giants tomorrow, Tuesday, June 2." Below that summary is the ballgame box score, showing a Brewer-Giant game currently in the middle of the 5th inning.
Photo of the dashboard of my 2022 Chrysler Pacifica Hybrid reporting a big ol' 61.6 miles per gallon!
Guy from the game Prototype 2 with a mutant DNA arm. Did Prototype 2 actually come out? I only remember the first one.
Brand new Mercedes CLA EV. A normal, small sedan that just so happens to be electric. Now, if only DODGE could pull this off...
LUCAS Fuel Additive with Injector Cleaners and FUEL CONDITIONERS. My grandparents swore by it for decades.
Road America 24 Hours of Lemons
Screenshot of Logan from the movie Logan (2017). He's probably on his way to kill somebody. Or save somebody. No one really knows how hard a man can hurt.
1996 Toyota Previa for sale out by the ditch
A thumbnail of an insane Instagram reel about building Saddam Hussein's hidey hole in Minecraft.
Raisin bread, in a can. Canned bread. Bread, canned.
Image of that guy who's really good at Geoguessr. Being good at Geoguessr is like being good at reading quicker than everyone else in first grade. You feel really talented until you have to get your hands dirty. Sorry, grade 1.
A brand new Yellowcard song featuring current "kids kontent kreator" and former(?) fart fetishist Blippi.
Chevy Bolt EV in Ice Blue Metallic
Does it need alt text when there's text on the image?
This is a photo of a aisle display of Gamecubes at Walmart being sold for FORTY NINE dollars. Game consoles actually used to get cheaper as they got older!
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech painting. Man standing up to speak his mind.
A cropped screenshot of the front page of the Google Play Store hawking "women-led AI apps." See, women can have bad taste, too!
Meme of Kinger looking mildly concerned after he "Accidentally the whole circus".
The interior of the new BMW i3. BMW had to reinvent the steering wheel, like everyone else. Those spokes are VERTICAL.
A package of Brioche Hot Dog Buns, labeled "Authentic French Recipe."
Pepsi PREBIOTIC Soda! I wonder if it tastes like Pepsi.
9 games that shaped me. Burnout Revenge, The Simpsons Hit & Run, Hydro Thunder, Cruis'n Exotica, Midnight Club 3 DUB Edition Remix, Simcity 4, Thrillville, The Sims 1, and Crazy Taxi.
An advertisement I received that pegged me as a left libertarian.
Politifact has a whole graphics page on their website and you can download every one they've designed.
Exterior of the Wisconsin Dells Ponderosa. Photo courtesy of the Milwaukee Record. This was taken in 2022. When I passed by it three weeks ago, that green awning looked a LOT more grey.
This is a Ram 1000, only offered in South America. I think it looks quite nice.
Brand new Hyundai Staria MPV. You have to call it an MPV because it isn't sold in the U.S. Only when an MPV is sold in the U.S. you must call it a minivan. No matter what Kia says.
An ad for People magazine's... crossword... starring Bad Bunny?
Late 90s two-door Chevy Tahoe.
A sweet, beautiful 2nd gen Dodge Intrepid.
Screenshot of where my profile sits on the Bluesky map. Apparently I'm near the "Progressive Tech-Minded Internationalists."
Garage on fire. Probably a Nissan inside. Probably a 2004 Maxima.
The cold done put a crack in my dang ol front door man
A big, industrial-looking lever. Maybe for a trap door or anvil drop.
The 2013 Declasse Grainger 3500LX from the forgotten 2013 video game Grand Theft Auto V.
Photo of a classic sandbox excavator.
Enterprise's listing for a "Premium" car rental. They say it can be a "Nissan Maxima or similar." You know, like how mucus can be a replacement for spit.
These edibles ain't shi-
Horse standing on a beach. The word "Man" is above it. No one knows why.
2008 Ford Focus Coupe. An affront to the eyes.