The Resistpants

@theresistpants.bsky.social

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Former political-joke account. Now a Trump stan account. ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER! Please don't send me to El Salvador. My grumblings: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiuhjjkixsa

Trump with dark orange makeup but not on his ears
A cartoon with 3 images: 2 devils grinning, holding knives and forks, with napkins tied around their necks; the Grim Reaper leaning in the doorway saying "NOT YET."; the 2 devils frowning
The Penguin (Danny DeVito) from Batman Returns, with top hat, monocle and cigarette holder
Elon making a weird face
Trump & Elon sitting in a red Tesla when Trump was shilling for Elon on the White House Lawn
Stephen Miller hanging upside-down in parody of Marko from the Lost Boys
Taco Bell ad that says "PAY MÁS" instead of "LIVE MÁS" with a picture of 5 Doritos Locos Chicken Tacos and a frowning Trump in the corner
Katie Miller with a surprised Phantom of the Opera
Stephen Miller (creepy)
Cover of "Abundance" by Ezra Klein and Derek Thompson
DHS Secretary/puppy killer Kristi Noem
Homer Simpson going Woohoo!
IMAGE #1: Putin in SUV. Trump standing outside. Putin: GET IN IMAGE #2: Putin pulling away in SUV. Sad Trump outside. Putin: HEE HEE
Trump post saying "THE SUPREME COURT WON'T ALLOW US TO GET CRIMINALS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!"
chimney with white smoke
An actual real-life tweet from Trump showing himself as the pope
Trump yelling in interview
A buff shirtless gun-toting Trump riding a dinosaur with Jesus, who is giving a thumbs-up.
Drake meme replaced with Trump. ☹️🖐️: Stealing from kids' cancer charities & getting caught 😁👌: Just disappearing the kids with cancer & their funding too
Former NY governor (and probably future Republican) Andrew Cuomo
Trump in a blue suit (apparently sleeping) at the Pope's funeral.
RFK Jr, that creepy fucker
Chuck Schumer surrounded by fellow Democrats
Comic showing a bug-eyed blonde woman with puffy lips and gaunt cheekbones above a "Pox News" chyron saying BLAH BLAH. Person 1: WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THAT? Person 2 (wearing a hat with "GA" visible): LIKE WHAT? Closeups of each feature with captions: YOU KNOW, THE INFLATED LIPS... THE PLASTIC SURGERY FACE... THE CLOWN MAKEUP... Person 1 (looking away from Person 2): I JUST DON'T GET WHY- Person 1 (looking at Person 2): UH... Person 2 (now has the same features as described earlier): WHAT?
A frog in water with a scorpion on its back. The frog has the Statue of Liberty's head pasted on. The scorpion has Trump's head pasted on. Original image: By Kurzon - Own work, CC BY 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=86612002
An angry man with a lemon-shaped head clenches his fists and has a sour expression. He is glaring at lemons in the air in front of him. He is wearing a suit.
Pawn Stars meme (2 guys behind a counter) BEST I CAN DO IS BABY TRUMP
George Washington gesturing like "Can you believe this shit?"
Matt Gaetz (actually Matt Gaetz's head stuck on a guy in a flannel shirt) yelling at a bored young woman
"FALLING ROCK" road sign, but "METAPHOR" is written in red over "ROCK"
Picard tells Data to deactivate emotion chip for now
Meme of Satan with text FATHER OF LIES
Scooby-Doo "Let's see who you really are!" meme with caption "Let's see who is really paying me to spread all this Russian propaganda!" Tim Pool is unmasking Putin but it's still Putin.
Having walked onstage more than half an hour late, Trump appeared shaken, and incoherently skipped through different talking points, repeatedly diverting to heap compliments on himself.
Stochastic terrorist in lame disguise at DNC
Angry Trump pointing and snarling
Sad Trump holding up a boombox on the White House lawn in a parody of Say Anything
Grinning Jesse Waters and disheveled Scott Baio on Fox News with chyron SCOTT BAIO'S DEBATE STRATEGY AGAINST KAMALA
Uncle Sam punching Hitler in the face and saying YOU'VE GONE FAR ENOUGH! in a word balloon. Hitler holding a smoking gun. Uncle Sam holding a bat that says AID TO BRITAIN. Caption STOP HITLER NOW!
Pointing man in Uncle Sam costume
Courtroom sketch of Michael Cohen
Woody Guthrie with his guitar that says "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS"
A dozen eggs
Donald Trump's head sticking out of a toilet
Cocktail swords, one is stuck through a cherry
A maggot and a maggot wearing a MAGA hat. Text: MAGGOTS are fly larvae. MAGATS are terrorist larvae. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! One of these is a dangerous, invasive PEST. The other one is a FLY.
The More You Know graphic
People at a conference table. "I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."