Rob Cee

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The green monkey walks alone at midnight. Scranton, PA Recent, filtered: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqktwrilum Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg

Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, on the witness stand saying "You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall."
Top view of a plastic container of PUB CHEESE
Some soccer player holding up the world cup trophy.
Picture of farmer guy with huge bulb of garlic. Headline reads: "Nearly 4-pound garlic bulb lands English gardener another world record."
Obnoxiously red white and blue can of Monster "Ultra Red White and Blue Razz"
Picture of dude in his 20's standing with elderly couple. Headline reads: "I moved in with a couple in their 70's. It cuts my rent in half."
Headline reads: "Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was killed with a sword in a past life."
Picture of a 40ish redhead woman with a HuffPost headline reading: "I Got Inseminated In a Burger King Bathroom Just Off Route 57."
Ad that was fed to me under a news article. Picture of 3 bikini-clad babes on a boat and it's captioned "Naughty Undergarments Fun."
Headline reads: "Art Garfunkel & Paul Simon reunite for dinner" with picture of them playing together on stage.
WWE wrestler Paige. She has dark hair and is pretty, but she is very, very, very pale. Like, mad pale. Like, I'm pale-- but she looks like she's related to Casper.
Poster for 1985 movie "Murphy's Romance" starring Sally Field and James Garner.
Close-up of light brown and white guinea pig bashfully hiding half of her face inside her house. She is impossibly soft and sweet and her name is Nico and she is my pet.
Tweet I posted in 2015 that "Smurf comics have a reputation for working blue."
Greek god Pan- half man, half goat- sits by a stream, playing his famous pan flute. No, this is not Zamfir. It's Pan.
Olivia Rodrigo with Robert Smith of the Cure, except the lighting is bright, so Smith (who is very old) now looks like Bobby Liebling from the proto-metal band Pentagram, who is even older.
CBS News headline "Joe Negri, known as Mr. Rogers' Handyman, dies at 99" with a picture of an attractive blonde woman instead.
Yellow can of Fanta pineapple soda, which I just discovered this week.
Allrecipes headline: "Little Debbie Just Quietly Launched a Brand-New Snack Line."
USA Today headline: "Gina Carano explains why she tapped out vs. Ronda Rousey so fast."
John Travolta at Cannes rocking a beret and spectacles.
Fake suicide note that reads: "NOT GUILTY! JEFFY SAY BYE BYE NOW. VOTE TRUMP - VOTE OFTEN."
Simone Biles and husband at the Kentucky Derby.
Toilet seat with "sanitized for your protection" sash on it.
Headline from Variety about Helena Bonham Carter leaving White Lotus and that her part will be recast.
Headline from New York Times: "NO ONE AT WAFFLE HOUSE REMEMBERS FEMA OFFICIAL WHO SAYS HE TELEPORTED IN."
Report of me (unidentified) getting pulled over for an expired license... taken from local police Facebook page.
Great 2014 tweet from @kylemcdowell86: "Can I get a 6 piece nuggets?" "We're out of 6 piece boxes. Would u like a 10 piece for the same price?" *I do The Carlton so fucking hard*
Hershey's Special Dark candy bar.
Headline about Scrubs revival being more grounded and realistic than later seasons of original run.
Mid-70's photo of Paul & Linda McCartney both sporting sort of feathery mullet haircuts.
Wedding groom dressed up like JOKER at wedding.
The Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting.
Draft of my post demanding the FBI release the pictures of Kool Aid Man's penis.
Legendary ring announcer Michael Buffer.
Kid Rock, sporting a cowboy hat and a scraggly mustache, testifying at Senate hearing.
Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore (1998)
Guardian headline reads "Greenland's PM says territory 'chooses Denmark over the US' ahead of talks with JD Vance."
Headline: "TRUMP HIRES NEW ARCHITECT FOR BALLROOM" accompanied by picture of miniature model of white house.
Several sheets of paperwork stapled together that comes with my medication (a common antidepressant that is probably secretly poisoning my pancreas or something)
Fortune headline: "Elon musk says that in 10 to 20 years... money will be irrelevant."
Mythbusters guy saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Screenshot of my test results-- PSA level now a measly .02 where it used to be like 9.
Ad with a pencil portrait of a dude promising "I WILL DRAW THE PERSON YOU'LL MARRY."
Screenshot from Dunkin app showing menu item Cowgirl Toast.
Headline text under picture of Illinois governor reads "Illinois Governor Wins $1.4 million in Las Vegas."
Overweight middle-aged honky jokester Rob Cee, sporting a makeshift surgical eye patch.
Headline about Trump administration's plans to indict John Bolton... who looks like The Lorax.
Mayor McCheese of McDonaldland. Humanish body in a long red coat & striped dress pants with a small top hat on his head- which happens to be a giant cheeseburger. He wears a sash that says "MAYOR" because he holds all the goddamn power in this town, no matter what that clown says.