Sean Morrison

@theseaghost.bsky.social

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Screenshot from article: How does VAR affect that magic? I can speak only for myself, but I increasingly find myself holding off, hanging back, not reacting to what should be thrilling moments-or if I do react, it's with one eye on the referee, waiting to see if the thing I'm reacting to will be allowed to stand. Once confirmation comes, the excitement is a bit more muted than it would have been otherwise, a bit less spontaneous.
A video of a Swiss player writhing in agony as a video advertising board has a giant soccer cleat appearing to stomp on him
A picture of the kpop group BTS with Doug Martsch from Built to Spill poorly photoshopped into the background
Screenshot of an article from the CBC: "I'm so disappointed and disgusted right now, that's my thoughts," Bowness said in Las Vegas. "No pushback. But it's the same (stuff) we saw in February. It was. As soon as we were challenging for first place and teams were coming after us, we had no pushback. This series we had no pushback. Their better players were so much better than ours, it's not even close."
A screenshot from the Simpsons of Homer standing on top of a submarine shouting into a bullhorn: it’s my first experience in this role In the episode he says it’s my first day as a blanket excuse for his incompetence
Text copied from a pitchfork.com album review: Cate Le Bon's young niece did not take kindly to the idea of April Fool's Day. Instead, she declared, she would be celebrating Crab Day, and inaugurated an annual tradition of drawing crustaceans. And why the heck not? The budding surrealist realized early on that nonsense is often the best response to nonsense, that the constructs we use to prop up our lives are often totally arbitrary.
A black and white photo of a young Buster Keaton in an Irish costume. He’s got a bald cap and beard and he’s smiling for the camera. I can’t put into words how unsettling the image is.
A screenshot of a ranked letterboxd list called Best of 2025: My faves for things that seem to count as 2025 movies in the US IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT ON BECOMING A GUINEA FOWL NO OTHER CHOICE THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME THE SECRET AGENT GRAND TOUR MARTY SUPREME ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER THE MASTERMIND MISERICORDIA WEAPONS SORRY BABY
Simpsons screenshot. Marge is holding a shirt that says “ayatollah assaholla” and asking Homer: CAN WE GET RID OF THIS AYATOLLAH T-SHIRT？ KHOMEINI DIED YEARS AGO.
A picture round from trivia with 10 photos of actors and movies who won critics choice awards
A screenshot from the movie Tár, where Cate Blanchett is conducting. I’ve poorly photoshopped her skin blue. I don’t know why.
A picture of a conifer tree from a very low angle. Deeply craggy bark with bits of moss, no branches until much higher up. There are some other trees in the background and a bright grey sky beyond. The picture was taken in Rainier National Park in summer.
Simpsons screenshot where Lisa and Homer are in the car. He’s wearing a colonial style tricorn hat. She says: I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE REFUSES TO BELIEVE THE TRUTH.
A gif from the TV show Stella, where Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain are in the woods, wear tattered suits, look sort of like cave men, and cheer in unison.
An alternate version of the Onion editorial cartoon of a sicko looking through a window saying “ha ha ha YES!” But it’s an orca saying it.
A Simpsons meme where Homer is lighting a cigar with cash that says sports commissioners normally. Then Homer in rags and tatters that says sports commissioners renegotiating a CBA.
Screencap of the Simpsons where Homer is saying aloud as he’s writing MOVIES IN MOVIE THEATER. Then saying HMM MAKES SENSE.
A picture from the New York Times that says “Schumer, Breaking With Democrats, Backs GOP Bill To Avert Shutdown”
A chart called “generation lead” with the Distribution of childhood blood lead levels by age in the United States, 2015. There’s a huge spike for members of generation X.
A world map showing North America, North Africa, and Western Europe with an arrow going from Colorado, through Massachusetts, and ending in France
4 panels of David Schwimmer as Greenzo, a first-thought environmental superhero, from 30 Rock saying: HERE'S A TIP, CERIE. DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR. YOU JUST RELEASED ENOUGH HYDROFLUOROCARBONS TO KILL A PENGUIN. [he holds up picture of a penguin and says] THIS PENGUIN.
An emerald green duck, like a mallard but the whole body is the color of its head. A domestic hybrid that has made it to the wild, possibly the Cayuga varietal.
Screenshot of the Simpsons where Homer is saying to a skeptical looking Lisa: “A GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF IVORY IS LESS LIKELY TO HURT STAMPY THAN A GUY WHOSE IVORY SUPPLIES ARE LOW”
A screenshot of the feedback page with my typed response (slightly cut off in the screenshot) and a button to hit submit. How could we improve this page? Include transgender people in their rightful role in this story: leading the charge for rights that are still being attacked today by our bigot president. I expect this kind of behavior from a lot of our government now, but didn't expect such bigotry from you, the NPS employees taking active part in erasing trans people 164 characters left Submit
The domino meme where a guy knocks over a tiny domino that leads to a huge one. The text on the little one says “Trump tariffs destroy the automotive industry” and the big one says “public transit utopia”
Passage from Steven Hyden’s book Long Road: From all the oral histories I've read about grunge, a quote from Robert Roth of the band Truly has remained burned into my brain: "I don't want to sound snobby, but I was a snob back then, so why not—it wasn't punk rock, it wasn't underground, it wasn't rebellious to me. I saw it as being very mainstream. Now had I been living in the Midwest and was bored with everything on MTV, and didn't realize there was all this cool stuff going on, maybe I would have been charged by it, too."
The album art for Julee Cruise’s album The Voice of Love.
A screenshot of the moderation page where I’m muting the phrase “echo chamber” forever
A still from the Simpsons showing Homer stargazing with his volunteer little brother, Pepe. Pepe: "OH, PAPA HOMER, YOU ARE SO LEARN-ED.” Homer: “LEARNED, SON."
A tired looking golden doodle lying down on a beach on a cloudy day
Alex Roldan scoring a game-winning penalty kick and then fireworks
A goldendoodle sitting in front of a ballot drop box
A goldendoodle being fed a small pancake kinda shaped like a teddy bear
Now those memories come back to haunt me They haunt me like a curse Is a dream a lie if it don't come true Or is it something worse That sends me down to the river Though I know the river is dry That sends me down to the river tonight Down to the river My baby and I Oh, down to the river we ride-ide
Tim Robinson from an I Think You Should Leave sketch saying “We should be able to look at a little porn at work”
A small fluffy puppy in front of a sign that says “no pets allowed on school grounds: no dogs cats or pot bellied pigs”
Nelson saying “six white stripes, seven teal stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars” from the Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington episode of the Simpsons
An image of actor Michael J. Anderson from the tv show Twin Peaks.
Night sky with starlink satellites in a straight line