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@theseconddumbass.bsky.social

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He/Him, D-Tier user.

A World War 2 M3 Grease Gun SMG
a .44 automag. It has a lacquered wooden grip, might be made of hickory.
A partially unfinished Abraham Lincoln Disney animatronic. It’s captioned “Four score and seven years ago our Fazbear’s brought pizza.”
A flat, muddy plain with the remains of a few trees, devoid of limbs and leaves peppering the landscape. It’s illuminated in an incredibly spooky red light
Squidward. He looks very bored.
A target with several darts sticking out of it at multiple points, below it are the words “low accuracy” and “low precision”
A tuk-tuk with an MG3 on it.
an image of a cute baby seal’s face, captioned “Keep your windows locked.”
a seal stares at the person taking a photo of it on the other side of some aquarium glass.
adam sandler in a car
A sick ass image of a French soldier from World War 2, holding a captured German MG42 Light Machine Gun, with the ammo belt for it draped around him like a giant brass scarf. He’s also covered in snow, making his face look like a skull as he grins.
A photo of a statue of naked Aphrodite. Her vagina and breasts are covered by the logos for Visa and Mastercard respectively.
A photo of a clone trooper in a parody of the “SYBAU 💔” image but it says “Clanker 💔”
A guy jumping for joy against a backdrop of a beautiful sunset
an image of Shanon Sharpe crying captioned “When you pull up to work and the building still standing”
A screenshot of cruelty squad showing the outer texture of a room. It is stretched PNG’s of Elon Musks face.
gif of a guy taking massive fucking strides while walking, captioned “when ya balls stick to ya legs”
A video of wolves playing set to the lyrics of “Call me Maybe”, the lyrics also show up on the tops and bottoms of the video in impact font.
Splitgate 2 lead dev wearing a “MAKE FPS GREAT AGAIN” hat
A crowd of people hitting a giant Chiikawa plushie with sticks until the plushie bursts
The front page of a Dutch newspaper on April 30th, 1945, it says “HITLER DOOD, WAT NOU?” (Hitler dead, what now?)
A Sea Raider from Mount and Blade: Warband. One of his lines is him yelling “I will drink from your skull!”
an image of a guy from the “Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler” rap battle video saying “I am Adolf Hitler”. His eyes look fearful.
One of those fucked up edits of JD Vance’s face.
A Luna Wolf, from Warhammer The Horus Heresy/30k. His armor is a shade of greenish-blue, he is wearing a MK4 Corvus helmet and MK5 Heresy armor. He is holding a Bolter, with a large bayonet that compared to a human, is probably the size of a longsword.
Dracula from Dracula Flow saying “It’s Monkey Monday, show me that Monkey!”
A dog wearing a Chinese emperor hat staring at the camera in a goofy way
Kratos from God of War yelling into the sky, his skin is tan for some fucking reason instead of ashy white.
Alan, from The Amazing World of Gumball, staring at the viewer like you just yelled a racial slur in full view of everyone on a packed train.
A black and white cat staring at the viewer
A man in a medieval monk robe reading a scroll
Martin Scorsese throwing up his hands with the caption “ABSOLUTE CINEMA”
A picture of the Linda Carbine, chambered in 9x19 Parabellum, on a plain white background. The “Carbine” resembles more of a pistol, with a small wooden foregrip and a long magazine.
He’s literally me
A Petition.co petition stating “Ban Valentine’s day because it hurts my feelings.” Next to this message is an image of a woman crying with comically large eyes.
An image of Dracula from Dracula Flow but with every filter set to a point where it’s overbearingly bright.
A bunch of fruit and vegetables at the produce section of a store with all of those mist sprayers on
Clarence wojak
A wojak hanging itself
An Eldery Solid Snake in Metal Gear guns of the patriots killing himself by putting a gun in his mouth
text saying “hey blathers i’ve brought something for the museum”, below the text is an image of someone with a fish sticking out their front pocket.