SEM

@thesem.bsky.social

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They/them Over 30 Overeducated fool UK-based https://ko-fi.com/thesem http://artbysem.com/

Tumblr post. User imaginehanniballecter posts: not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js User louislumbarcurve replies: why would you say "not to sound like jane austen" and then quote her directly .
Blucifer is a giant blue rearing mustang statue outside of Denver International Airport. This picture was taken at night, where he is lit up, and his glowing red eyes pierce the night. All hail.
Neon Genesis Evangelion character test results. Highest are Kaworu at 80% and Rei at 75%.
Kahlotus, a brown tabby with white paws/bib, curled up on my bed and looking so cutely at the camera.
A screencap of Gowron with the progress pride flag overlaid. Text reads “glory to you and your identity.”
Tumblr post from argentsunshine still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario .
Anonymized tweet: “I think the funniest part of the Eva crossover is that Xiv kinda already did the "kids are used to pilot mechs that are going to kill them" thing. Complete with the whole evil dad bit. And the goo.”
YOUR CLOSEST NEIGHBORHOOD Roman Catholic about 22% of US adults • national SACRAMENTAL • THE LARGEST AMERICAN CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD Your taste lives in the largest Christian neighborhood in America and the religious tradition with the deepest aesthetic and intellectual archive going. American Catholics today range across every political and class position, from the post-Vatican II social-justice tradition through working-class urban parishes to the Latin Mass and Word on Fire conservatives. The unifying culture is a sacramental imagination, an instinct for the holy in matter, and the church year as the year's hinge.
Mystic, a grey tabby, loafed up and not looking very impressed.
Tan France of Queer Eye saying "Make an effort" and there's a gun pointing out of the screen edited over him.
Why’s profile saying they’ve blocked me.
Tweet from @dodgonkulator all the really odd women and gay men on here seem to have access to an alternate version of family guy that's really low-res and every episode is about various characters putting on minxy outfits .
About me: video games Favorite game: Portal Best story: Disco Elysium Favorite art style: Myst III: Exile but really Myst as a whole Biggest personal impact: Disco Elysium Best combat: Guild Wars 2 Overhated: FFXIV Dawntrail Underrated: Hatoful Boyfriend Holiday Star Overrated: Mass Effect 2 (but also all Mass Effect) Needs a remake: Escape Velocity Criminally overlooked: Lode Runner: the Legend Returns Favorite protagonist: the Boss Saints Row the Third Favorite antagonist: Emet-Selch FFXIV Shadowbringers Best soundtrack: FFXIV in general Best multiplayer: put Civ VI because I like playing with friends Not usually my thing but: Stellaris. I really only play with friends Turn my brain off: Tiny Aquarium Best with friends: Team Fortress 2 Best retro game: Tetris Nostalgic childhood game: Lode Runner the Legend Returns Game everyone should play: Hatoful Boyfriend.
Phone case with the art “Witness My Act and Deed” which portrays a cat knocking over an ink bottle on some papers. Cats have always been cats.
Madoka meme "my city now".
Stokowski shaking Mickey’s hand from Fantasia.
A black tabby with white bib perches on a box and looks at the camera.
Sonic says “My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.”
Hypnospace Outlaw logo.
Grim Fandango Remasterd logo.
Age of Empires III Complete Collection logo.
PlaneScape Torment logo.
Pathologic Classic HD logo.
Logo for gone home.
Fear and Hunger title.
Untitled Goose Game logo.
Logo for Psychonauts 2
Logo for Pyre.
5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel.
Get to know my steam backlog, 1 like = 1 game I own but have never played.
A green glass cat sits on a red-orange plate. Both the glass and glaze on the plate contain uranium, hence the juxtaposition.
A man with a goatee but also like a side strap beard???
Tumblr post phawxx: I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd. queenofdorite: “I fuckin hate nerds” I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay.
Staff (official tumblr blog) for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits .
George and Jerry from Seinfeld holding up their hands defensively as Kramer enters. Text reads “But Brutus says he was ambitious, and Brutus is an honorable man.”
My JND number is 0.0049.
Legs dangle out of a cube that also has a demon in it don't worry about iiiiitttt.
A collection of cartoon kitties playing with toys in the yard. A screenshot from Neko Atsume 2.
Tumblr post from deepspacescully i truly believe in order to make peak star trek again you simply have to get a cast of actors who have only done theatre and nothing else. you can have one token TV Guy if you wish. but so help me god i need those aliens doing shakespeare up there
A slice of almond poppyseed cake on a plate, and me holding a big mug of hot chocolate.
An almond poppyseed cake in a bundt pan just out of the oven.
I’m in the cluster of Creative Industry Professionals. Perhaps one day this will be true.
Knut, a tan highlander from FFXIV, dressed in a like bandage-wrap shirt and loose pants, holding an insect rod for black mage.
“Mr. Lucas taught me a lotta stuff. He said that all heroes are the same guy, but with, like, a buncha faces. So I don’t have to worry about writing my characters different, since they’re all just the same guy.”
Gouache test with two stylized cats, an orange tabby and black cat.
From the wikipedia entry on "The death and state funeral of George V": In the new year of 1936, King George took to his bed at Sandringham House in Norfolk; family members were summoned on 16 and 17 January by an anxious Queen Mary.[4] At 9:25 pm on Tuesday 20 January, Lord Dawson wrote a press bulletin on the back of a menu card: "the King's life is moving peacefully to its close". King George died at 11:55 pm with the queen and his children at his bedside and the Archbishop of Canterbury, Cosmo Lang, reciting prayers. It was revealed decades later from Dawson's account in his personal diary, that he had hastened the process by injecting an overdose of morphine and cocaine into the king's jugular vein, as "hours of waiting just for the mechanical end when all that is really life has departed only exhausts the onlookers", and that way the announcement would be in the morning broadsheet newspapers, rather than "the less appropriate evening journals".[5]
Neko Atsume 2 picture of my nekos Hobbes and Kahlotus sitting in a bug chair looking cute.
A tiny brick model of a banana slug going over a log.
A fem!hroth from FFXIV in a redshirt outfit from TOS (miniskirt version). She appears to be answering her comms.
A Miku in a black tutu in a strange dance pose that reminds me of the reconstructed choreography from Nijinsky’s choreography for Rite of Spring.
A blue miqo'te in a giant hat is on a floating chandelier in front of a castle.
A text art cat is holding a drink. “I like milkshake!” It takes a drink (slrrrp). “Hmm, tastes like prion disease…” the cat drops the cup, spilling its contents, then falls over.
A crocheted Venus of Willendorf.
Star Trek TOS screencap. From the episode Errand of Mercy. Spock is in his vulcan merchant outfit, a tunic with scarf and cape. Kirk is just in a yellow tunic.
A post from piakole of a video where you screencap to get a shark. I got a megamouth shark.
Maomao figurine out of her box on an acrylic set. She’s happily mixing up medicine.
A sitting figurine of Maomao from the Apothecary Diaries. She’s in her box still.
Slice of the chocolate cake.
A chocolate cake cooling in its pan.