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a screenshot of a shipping notification for an order from vacation.com that was shipped through amazon. i specifically avoided buying this on amazon but it doesn't matter. nothing matters.
A juvenile lesser black-backed gull standing on the beach of Lake Erie. He is plotting and scheming.
trump pretending to drive a truck like a big boy
kurt angle posing on the smackdown stage under a gigantic metallic fist
jeff dunham’s puppet peanut
alex from taskmaster telling that the prize task for this episode is to "bring in the thing that gives the most hope for the future"
a google search result page for the search "young fella me lad." the google AI response at the top starts with "Right back at you! How are we doing today, my friend?"
an email from discover saying "important update for your discover card" and "remember to make a purchase Kenneth" with "we're checkin in again to remind you to use your card" below it.
a tv screen that says "note: chewie died. a moon fell on his head." like the simpsons one that says "note: poochie died on the way back to his home planet"
elaine's boss, wearing a "top of the muffin" apron with a little speech bubble that makes it look like he's saying the quoted tweet
youtube thumbnail for a video named "kicked up manly man lasagna emeril lagasse"
that three panel comic meme of the dog going "pls throw?" then "no take" then "only throw" except i have cleverly edited it to read "pls work?" then "no work time" then "only meeting"
a sign over the entrance of a building that reads "east side improvement club"
rep. haridopolos
smug smiling waingro from Heat but now it looks like he's in a mento commercial holding a tube (?) of mentos
an email invitation that says "Dive Deep on a TM Retreat with the Option to Learn an Advanced Technique! Invitation to All Male Meditators"
jeb bush but instead of "please clap" it says "please don't boo"
a text message from verizon wireless saying "Your Verizon 2025 Playback is here" whatever that means
google image search results page with a bunch of pictures of Woody Harrelson hanging out with magician David Blaine
an email from Walmart asking me to rate my recent purchase; some celery
the heart break kid shawn michaels doing a big crotch chop "suck it" then flexing in front of a bunch of pyro
a screenshot from firefox's start page showing a preview of an AP article with a thumbnail of donald trumps face. he's looking like he's seeing the fries on your plate and wishing he had ordered his own.
a screen grab from there will be blood when daniel plain view says "I drink your milkshake"
a pop up add on penguin random house's website trying to get me to sign up for their newsletter with the enticement to "never miss a new book by Karl Marx"
movie poster for "the snowman" that looks like a handwritten note, reading "mister police. you could have saved her i gave you all the clues" above a weird little drawing of a snowman
barron trump sitting at a table a la ncaa national signing day, choosing from three hats: one with the star of david, one with a cross, and one with a star and crescent
an online form showing the "question" "Scheduling is limited, please be sure to keep your scheduled appointment." the dropdown options to answer are "Ok" and "no"
David Lynch as Gordon Cole saying "and when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."
Tony Schiavone saying "that's gonna put some butts in the seats"
aew world heavyweight champion hangman adam page sleeting "fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know" then linking the hbo max and tbs feedback forms.
a screenshot from YouTube music showing the song mange tout by wet leg paired with three pictures of a dog, one of which is taking a big shit.
homer sleeping while wearing glasses with eyeballs painted on them, making it look like he's awake
giant spread of artisanal cheese taste so good when u aint got assholes in ya ear telling you it's nasty
Homer Simpson saying “if you want to ask trump for a favor, now’s the time! He’s doped up or dying or something!”
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
Chen Weihua's tweet reading "This is the most racist and ignorant US Senator I have seen. A lifetime bitch."
Frankenstein
a google search results page with a bunch of news headlines that all read like "chuck schumer fucking sucks" "chuck schumer eats shit" etc.
a tweet by kirstie alley that says “you had a good go at it.. thanks for your input”
an article with the headline "the surprising food you should never feed wild birds"
pond lehocky
the pricemaster
tom cruise in mission impossible: ghost protocol climbing the burj khalifa
the kirstie alley tweet that says "you had a good go at it...thanks for your input"
a criterion cart with the movies Inland Empire, Eraserhead, High and Low, and No Country for Old Men
yoda meme with captions "after ordering 37 movies during the 50% off Criterion Flash Sale at 1:34am" and "2:12am... going back for more movie"
billy madison saying "he called the shit brown liquid"
a bombardier challenger 600 with a big middle finger on the tail and "American badass" written over the door
the results page on amazon for a search for, simply, "groceries"
A screenshot of an email from Affinity saying" Creative freedom is coming. Blake, we’ve been quietly working on something new and it’s almost here. A new era of true creative freedom is just around the corner. You’ve been with us from the beginning, so we want you to see what’s next before anyone else. Sign up to see what’s coming."
part of a screenshot from amazon where, under the product image, it has ai suggestions to "Ask Rufus"... "can it be used in soups?" "does it need to be refrigerated?" "is it allergen-free?"
article with the headline "dementia has been linked to a common habit. do you do it?" and it looks like a bowl full of green bananas or maybe plantain in water
a screenshot from rotten tomatoes dot com showing the brothers solomon with a tomatometer score of 17%
google maps showing the intersection at the corner of Linda lane and Linda court
Dave Chappelle in white face looking just like the guy in the quote tweet.
a sign I saw for a men’s room in a gas station that also says “electrical” by it. so it looks like it’s a room for “electrical men.”
a list of missed calls, the most recent of which is from "Arthur Mitchell"
joe cool with a speech bubble that makes it look like he's saying "some people say i'm snoopy" from the quoted columbo screenshot