The Spacesmith

@thespacesmith.bsky.social

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he/him | bi writer and roleplayer

An image of the elf Fëanor at Alqualondë, pointing and yelling while boats burn behind him.
a tortie on her side in bed, looking at camera, ready for tummy rubs!
The cover art for Dragon Age II, with the male version of the protagonist Hawke in the foreground and a bloody dragon symbol behind him. Hawke is wearing half-plate armor and holding a sword in one hand. A dark, bloody path lays before him.
A panel from the webcomic Dr McNinja (by Christopher Hastings, inked by Kent Archer), showing a dolphin coming up out of the water and pointing a revolver at the viewer
Flag with the seal of Virginia, where a woman symbolizing Virtue holds a spear and stands over a fallen king. There is a Latin motto, Sic Semper Tyrannis, which means “Thus always to tyrants.”
Me, a guy with brown hair and a reddish beard, taking a selfie
A screenshot of the original post with Kim Hu’s drawing of sexy Watto below it. He is a portly blue alien with a snout and I’m not describing what he’s doing with his hand.
A gray cat looking up from a sunny spot on a linoleum floor
the post reaching 666 likes because I like it. imagine music from The Omen is playing
intro screen for Exile III: Ruined World with a lizard person (Slith), a cat person (Nephil), and twi human adventurers on a mountain overlooking a burning city, with two slime monsters creeping up on them
A book passage with the following highlighted: “It was a wild night. Give archaeologists corporate money to celebrate and see what you get.”
Duccio di Buoninsegna’s painting Madonna and Child with Two Angels, in which a baby has the face of a balding and disgruntled middle aged man.
Nick Young looking confused with question marks around him
Jar Jar Binks and the Bardottan Queen Julia, a bird person in priest / royal attire, kissing
Ham biscuits — put Virginia ham on a whitehouse roll with dijon mustard, poppyseed, and swiss cheese and bake in the oven
Wooden art piece with pets painted on it to celebrate employee pets at a veterinary clinic, including an orange and white cat named Fruitloop
A framed print of Tolkien’s “Glórund sets forth to seek Túrin” hanging above a computer desk. The print depicts a dragon emerging from a tunnel and crossing a river in a mountainous landscape
Belle from a view over Scrooge’s shoulder in A Muppet Christmal Carol
A screenshot from Exiled III: Ruined World, a pixelated top-down RPG where six characters in an underground chamber are confronted by two gargoyles. Stats, inventory, and action log take up the right half of the screen.
me, a white guy with brown hair and a red brown beard and glasses. my hair is curling and standing up weirdly
Tim Curry flying across a TV screen with a giant multicolored cloak in the made-for-TV movie The Worst Witch. This is the prelude to a bizarre visual effects nightmare of a music video. It is important to understand that Tim Curry’s character is the hottest person in the world in this universe. It is also important to understand that this movie is bad.
A selfie of me! Guy with a beard and a blue Gondor hat and a Star Wars shirt with an “I VOTED” sticker on it.
Starbucks iced pumpkin chai in plastic cup
Gritty, the hairy orange mascot, ice skating in a neon ensemble. He is beautiful and terrible as the dawn.
Panel 1: Edgar Allan Poe opening a letter. Panel 2: Poe raising the letter to squint at it, because whatever he just read was extremely weird. Credit: Hark! A Vagrant
two panel meme of Poe reading a letter in Panel 1, then holding it up and squinting skeptically at it in Panel 2
green praying mantis on a well lit white doorframe at night
The above post followed by a separate post on the feed, with a screenshot from a game that says, “Done Posting,” and the caption: “World of Warcraft continues to provide the ultimate escapist fantasy.”
Three Kamalas on a coffee mug. Her pantsuit colors are the bi pride colors
50th anniversary edition of The Lord of the Rings
our gray cat named Blue, who is also my pfp
meme from “Hark! A Vagrant” of Edgar Allan Poe reading a letter, then holding it up and squinting suspiciously at it
Meme from Arrested Development of Toby defiantly proclaiming “There are dozens of us - dozens!”
A gray cat on light gray carpet, one paw stretched out, looking at the photographer who just made kissy sounds
An electric car from a 2009 episode of top gear. It is made of sheet metal, is horribly boxy, and looks worse than the Cybertruck somehow - yet it is difficult to distinguish them in text.
A picture of a bottle of Caesar salad dressing with a knife stuck into it for the Ides of March.
A handheld black frother
Fairuza Balk as Mildred Hubble, dressed in a spooky school uniform and felt cape
me! a guy with a short reddish-brown beard, short and parted brown hair, and glasses, taking a selfie in my car
Jeff Goldblum in a cowboy costume in front of a jail in the movie Buckaroo Banzai. His bags are packed, he’s done the time, now he’s ready to do more crimes!
Highlights from an iOS game review: “The first thing I want to change is how you get outfits. The outfits are both pretty and creative, so I feel like you should make it so it’s a bit easier to get them. Another thing is the couples. The couples is an amazing thing you can do in the game, but I feel like there should be more to it. Just like how on certain levels of the couples you can get a prize I think you should keep doing that just change it to where each level you get a prize. Now I’m not saying to make it the biggest thing this game has ever seen, just make some of them small and others bigger like the mount or couple set! Another thing I think you should add! I think you should make it so you can have kids. See it sounds weird and all- but it doesn’t have to be inappropriate. I think you should just make it so you click a baby button and click if you want to have twins or just one!”
A gray cat on some laundry on a bed, staring nearly straight ahead because he started to look away when I switched to camera. He has big yellow eyes and many whiskers.
A title card for Mystery Science Theater’s worst ever featured short, Posture Pals, a 1950s PSA about kids learning good posture. Audience silhouettes including a man and two robot puppets and a row of theater seats are in the foreground. They do not comprehend the horror that awaits them.
a tortie, in repose (2023)
a gray cat on the back of a pink armchair. he looks curious!
Anson Mount as Star Trek’s Captain Pike, in the captain’s chair, saying, “Hit it.” 🫡
A cat with a brindle coat in a cupboard full of mugs. She does not see the problem with this.
A screenshot of the What’s Hot Classic feed. The top post is a Twitch stream with an account named piss so it reads “piss streams live on Twitch!” The post below it is unrelated and reads “What the fuck am I watching?!” I like to think they’re related. They are not.
A gray cat with yellow eyes sitting on a blue couch. He is looking off to the side and his tail is curled around in front of his paws.
Zefram Cochrane in Star Trek: First Contact holding a liquor bottle and dancing
Poster of Noroi: The Curse, a Japanese horror movie presented as a documentary by a paranormal researcher.
a cat with tortoise shell coat coloring
A lyrics page for Bella Notte from Lady and the Tramp. A banner ad with a rainbow flag reads “Am I Gay Test.”
pun heavy tracks for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, such as “Put a T’Pring On It” and “Eyes on the Enterprise”
the inimitable Rahul Kohli as Owen Sharma in The Haunting of Bly Manor
Screenshot of my television where Spock is singing the line “I appear to be singing”
a silly cat in a quilt nest she made on my bed
cockpit of the warp ship Phoenix from Star Trek: First Contact with Zefram Cochrane, William T. Riker, and Geordi La Forge