The SquidProQuo

@thesquidproquo.com

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Standard number of bones but out of warranty. Dogs, art, transit, food, gaming, LFC, Seattle. He/Him/Squid

illustration of Odysseus and crew escaping as the cyclops throwing a boulder at their ship, with: -ship labeled as Momentum -cyclops labeled as Fox -boulder labeled as "pausa de hidratación"
NYT article snip stating that RTO policies are consistently driven by managerial ego.
Clip of article comparing the inconvenience of a once-a-year event to the authoritarian regime of North Korea.
Gizmodo advert for Hisense "AI Agent Suite", promising to bring connection and emotional value to smart home appliances. + Quote from Douglas Adams in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe: “Modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and “maximum-capacity-eight-persons" jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of mixed nuts does to the entire west wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital. This is because they operate on the curious principle of “defocused temporal perception.” In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing and making friends that people were previously forced to do while waiting for elevators. Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking. An impoverished hitchhiker visiting any planets in the Sirius star system these days can pick up easy money working as a counselor for neurotic elevators.”
official white house tweet proclaiming "America will never give up the moon"
The dime with Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes, in the style of the common decal/bumper sticker) peeing on the olive branches. Text: Unctum Est Crudelitas (ai-Latin for “The point is cruelty”)
snippet of the headline reading "Two top podcasters" as if that's a valuable group of people to listen to.
Screenshot of the ecoatm.com site explaining that "Find My' must be disabled and the phone factory reset in order to be sold to its kiosks.
A knocked over crosswalk button
Donald Trump collecting a medal at the FIFA World Cup draw, with the medal's packaging being re-labeled (photoshop) "Citizenship". Trump's stupid face makes it look like he's getting away with something, implying that he's stealing citizenship.
George Washington crossing the Delaware River during the Revolutionary War. End fascism, march and fight.
Sinbad and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Myron Larabee and Howard Langston in Jingle All The Way.
“Is this a butterfly?” meme image with “PNW” as the fella, “April” as the butterfly, and “Is this summer?” as the question.
A Twitter snip showing a gold-trimmed plate of slop served at Mar A Lago
chart showing programs to be cut by DOGE under Trump, including the FBI. https://bsky.app/profile/steverattner.bsky.social/post/3lckuo5wbp22f
Shenanigans meme from Super Troopers "Ours are cheeky and fun."
2 buns
Filthy dog, pleased with herself
Dog reveling in mud pit