The Stickman

@thestickman.bsky.social

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Internet Lizard. Writerer, drawerer, amazin at speling. (Queer, Male, Adult) Blogs - http://thestickmanblogs.wordpress.com Movie Reviews - https://letterboxd.com/1TheStickman1/ Read my 21 Page 'Slice-Of-Life meets Horror' Comic - @swanandram.bsky.social

A tweet from Cineworld proclaiming THIS WEEK'S NEW RELEASES, which are Paw Patrol: Dino Movie, Super Troopers 3 and Ice Cream Man.
The front and back of a cartoon lizard.
A section of the Xbox website which 'celebrates' 25 years of Xbox by having a curated Game Pass line-up, that includes Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice, made by Ninja Theory (Before they were bought out I should say), a studio that was recently at risk of being completely shut down by Xbox.
A sketch from, I think like, 2021 or 2022, maybe? of a insectoid looking bug alien thing, for a comic project I never made.
A sketchy cartoon lizard posed with tongue out and claws in a horns up formation. The image is all sketchy and messy, with newsprint effects and shit like that.
A still from the 2011 movie DRIVE, in which Driver (Ryan Gosling) pulls up in an underground car park, his left tires over the line between his space and the next. The car in that space has practically crashed into the next car along with how bad it parked.
A cartoon Lizard leans back on an abstract background, hands his in hoodie pockets, grinning towards you.
A cartoon frog guy (Green) wearing a yellow raincoat and matching ankle warmers/keep-driers.
Some of the 'Ripley's Hive Exterminator' decals for the deluxe edition of the video game Aliens Fireteam Elite 2, which (In my opinion) resemble the aesthetic of something AI generated, including an undersized gun in one.
An old drawing of a cartoon lizard sitting on the floor.
A cartoon lizard sits on the floor, legs and tail in front of him. What's going on behind his shoes? Don't worry about it, I can't draw. Just buy into the illusion. Thank you.
A ViewSonic computer monitor, displaying a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog doing his Sonic Adventure cover pose.
A photograph taken at Jonathan Baldock's 'Held' exhibition at the Arnolfini in Bristol, of a giant plush 'bear' laying in a large exhibition space, with two murals, and a strange sun with eyes painted on it, on the wall behind it.
A cartoon lizard stands, hands on hips, staring directly at you with a faint, toothed smile.
The Letterboxd posters for The Odyssey and Evil Dead Burn, which placed together almost blend into one image due to their shared mixture of fire, darkness, sparks and silhouettes.
A screenshot from Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Wererabbit, showing a framed photograph of Gromit holding his diploma outside of Dogwarts University.
That Chibi Robo shitpost, with Homer Simpson, head in hands sobbing, says "chibi robo please our power bill was $8,000 this month we had to sell most of bart" but it's replaced with LIZARD and his head is at the bottom saying "cabunga" instead of Bart Simpsons
A screenshot from Pokemon GO, featuring a player character dressed in a full Zeraora costume, and also with the real Zeraora beside him as his walking buddy.
A blog banner for The Stickman Reviews: Chibi Robo featuring the titular robot running across a kitchen counter, whilst a cartoon Lizard, out of focus, observes from behind.
My Muse RANKED blog thumbnail, featuring my cartoon lizard staring up on the Absolution album cover, but now there is The Wow! Signal cover at the top right, joined by a glowing yellow light and the words NEW!
An image of an old timey cartoon lizard waving from the deck of a boat, done in the style of an old, vintage 1920s animation.
A t-shirt featuring the Jason Universe Jason walking around with a big stick and there's some Dead by Daylight lockers and shit around. It says DEAD BY DAYLIGHT and JASON UNIVERSE on the bottom.
A rough doodle of a cartoon Swan and Ram couple. The Swan is puppeteering two sock puppets in front of a camera, whilst the Ram is holding a boom mic...to...pick up the puppet sounds??
A screenshot of Pokemon GO and the Zeraora suit you can buy for your in-game avatar.
The 'Tom Cruise Retrospective' trailer for the 2026 movie Digger, cropped on Discord to only show the name from the I onwards.
The Bluesky Trending Top 3, showing Patriot Front, Donald Trump and Anthrocon.
Olivia Wilde, doing a facial combination of a Poggers face and that Monsters vs Alien blob meme, with the word 'This' in big yellow letters to the left of her. From an advert for the movie 'The Invite'
A screenshot from the video game Fall Guys, proudly declaring a particular costume item as a 'Common Rainbow Nut'.
A smiling cartoon lizard in a hoodie and converses raises a hand to wave in your direction.
The cover for the Muse album 'The Wow! Signal'
A cartoon lizard, donned, hands on hip, in a Jacket and bodysuit akin to that worn by the cast of the Star Fox video games. Behind him is a generic spacey backdrop.
The Miniature Wife and her Giant Fucking Husband
The logo for the 2026 horror movie EVIL DEAD BURN, but I've added an A and M to the end to make it say BURNAM. Behind the logo is the probable future Labour Party leader Andy Burnham (Yes it has a H I know), demonic grin on his face as the fires of Keir Starmer's career burn in the reflection of his glasses.
A cartoon lizard stares up, in either awe or fear, into a vast colourful cosmos full of stars and dust. There is a faint image of something else staring back down at him from above.
A rough early doodle from June 2025 of Swan & Ram ghost hunting. The crudely drawn pair are both staring nervously as a elaborate ghost hunting device, whilst a cliche ghost wiggles around behind them.
A screenshot from the video game Dead by Daylight, which sees terrified looking, low-poly Alan Wake, being pursued by another Alan Wake, who is T-Posing.
A picture of the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey, where the flap for the popcorn is located in the crotch, and there's like, a weird misty spray (CUUUMM?!) over the screen.
A picture of a Cadbury Yowie chocolate...thing, with a little plastic tiger in front of it.
Geoff Keighley, with red glowing eyes and grabbing hands, declaring YOU to be his next World Premiere
A little Nendroid(?) chibi Godzilla Minus One figure stares down bashfully at his feet.
A stupid massive advert on a building for Toy Story 5 that just says Disney Pixar TS and has some clouds behind it.
Woody from Toy Story 5 (UUGHH) with a round belly for some reason. An off-screen computer tablet is calling him Stuffalo Bill for some reason. For some reason.
A cartoon Lizard stands, one hand on hip, the other holding his satchel back, staring at the camera and smiling.
Detective Cole Phelps, falling on his colossal fat ass, in the video game L.A Noire.
A screenshot from Forza Horizon 6 where a car has driven, at high speed, off the top of a waterfall.
The owl masked killer from the 1987 (banger) slasher film Stage Fright