Tate 🦕

@thetate.bsky.social

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32 He/Him. CO-NC (Durham). Analytical Biochemist. Colorado Sports (and Canes Hockey). Paleontology enthusiast. 🇵🇸 This is not a professional account

Tyler Q in Utah curling a 315lb barbell with one arm
Ad says: own a handels franchise: $1,115,650
Screenshot of a notice below BMB's post that says "the post you're replying to was marked as being written in Portuguese. Would you like to reply in Portuguese?"
The novel Woken Furies: A Takeshi Kovacs Novel
Shiny fake looking glen powell dressed like a politician
Tate's cat Athena licking the ends of a pair of chopsticks
Anthony Mackie
Edges of Brent's pic are circled
A blue work wear shirt with a patch that says "Jay"
A wrestling rink with two guys flying through the air
Back to the future: I guess you guys aren't easy for that yet
Beluga whale. Its head is labeled as melon and text below reads "morph their melon"
A god awful Colorado Rockies hat with a shitty American flag and bald eagle on it
Screenshot of a safari page. Under reading list there's the Wiki page for Stan Kroenke and a page for Cell Culture Water
Ace Diamond's EP Colorado Rockies featuring the songs "Colorado Rockies (Baseball Song), Send Me The Pillow You Dream On, and Bye Bye Love
A faux muscle Broncos suit is $4 discounted from $110
Nuggets locker room championship shirt
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (2010)
Tate wearing a Rocky Mountain Vibes jersey
A chipotle drink
A blue drink in a cup that looks like a fish
Bottle of Kedem grape juice. It's been pasted over a meme that usually shows alcohol and it's labled "damn this tastes like juice"
#1 trending topic is Tate Arrests
Tate looking like that Jake Cave pic
Tate and Taylor getting a selfie with Wool E Bull
Caviezel told Mel Gibson he was 33 and his initials were JC and Mel Gibson said "you're freaking me out" and hung up on him
Zoomed in Jake Cave face
Tate bathroom selfie. He's wearing a bunch of Durham Bulls gear
Tate's cat Athena is out of it with her eyes half open
That millennial trumpet band dancing from the meme
Tate's cat Athena
Odysseus: I have to get me and my crew back home safely! Odysseus's Crew: killing a cow, SpongeBob opening the bag of wind, a pig emoji, "these 4 habits anger God" and the god is the sun
A rose that's mostly white with touches of pink
Alan Grant looking down hands on his hips about to address a child. Text reads "when you're about to just absolutely fucking destroy a shithead kid who doesn't respect dinos"
Ad saying "Could you be British? Changes to British nationality law could mean you now qualify"
Instagram reel of a man singing. Caption says "Pearl Jam Black karaoke night part 2" Comment asks "who hurt you John?" He responded "long lost"
Taylor's dog Mochi looking pathetic in a bathtup
Depop listing for a T-shirt that reads: Tim Tebow BEL15VE
XII made with the green monster logo strike
A car with a Colorado State University plate holder
Rose bush browning
Tate and Taylor in the bleachers at a baseball game
Tate has a parking bill for $650
Plants in a sink
Woman holding what appears to be a rabbit stuffed animal
The iconic Durham building "The Pickle" with Rick from Rick and Morty's face on it
Bag of monosodium glutamate
Grilling chicken coated in teriyaki sauce
Tate with his hair up in a ponytail
A manu ginobli picture
Scene from Cast Away. Tom Hanks addresses a warehouse crew and says "because we live or die by the clock"
Tate's cat Athena sitting on his Hurricanes Stanley cup champs shirt and pennant
Jimmy V said you should laugh think and cry every day and you can usually do that within 3 reels