The Trash Lad

@thetrashlad.bsky.social

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used to post about tottenham, the suns and other nonsense under my real name on twitter dot com. now I'm just the trash lad 🇨🇦

The face of King Kong is shown with his teeth bared. It's a statue of King Kong at an amusement park
The Hamburglar, a man in a prisoner's costume with a mask and black hat, is running off with the World Cup
Kermit the Frog, a green frog Muppet, is shown in a big white suit in front of a projector screen.
An orange and white cat is shown with his head resting on a paw, sleeping on a striped blanket
Five men are shown walking on green turf. They are wearing white shirts with pink highlights and pink shorts. The one on the furthest left is Jose Mourinho
A man is sitting at a keyboard while flames are in the background. It's Billy Joel in the music video for "We Didn't Start the Fire"
A screenshot from the Globe and Mail is shown. The headline is "Outmatched all over the field. Canada needs a miracle to beat Morocco." The author piece is a bald fraud named Cathal Kelly and there is a picture from the Morocco versus Netherlands game included
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
A man is sitting in a lawn chair, drinking from a dressing bottle and eating a sandwich. It's Ricky from Trailer Park Boys
Two men are shown in suits with a soccer field behind them. It's Craig Forrest and Gerry Dobson
a man with brown hair is wide eyed and shocked in front of a purple background
a man with dark hair and a white shirt is smiling serenely with closed eyes. it's Don Draper
A man with glasses is wearing an orange puffy coat with the hood up
A man in a white shirt and dark jeans is standing on an artificial pitch. Text is overlaid that says "stol på processen"
A basketball team composed of De'Aaron Fox, Kawhi Leonard, Rick Barry, Charles Barkley and Wilt Chamberlain is shown as going 82-0
my team of Stephen Curry. Boris Diaw, Joe Johnson, Charles Barkley and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is projected to go 66-16
my team of Isiah Thomas, Brandon Roy, Alex English, Karl Malone and Wilt Chamberlain is projected to go 69-13
A gray and black cat is shown in an orange and blue box. His name is Laszlo.
A man in a white shirt and tie is saying "Should have never been this close." It's Don Draper
Two men are sitting at the bar of a restaurant. The one on the right is in a black shirt and the one on the left is wearing a white shirt. The one of the left is stacking salt and pepper shakes on top of one another while saying "Us humans are always close to destruction"
Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a man with brown hair and a goatee, is sitting in an office chair outside. He is saying "my brain says get drunk and high and maybe you'll work it all out".
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
a photo of an orange and white cat on a bed with a light pink duvet.
a soccer pitch is shown with players in white and teal shirts
a man's smile is shown with facial hair
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
A photo of The Wanderers Grounds in Halifax. It's a sunny day and a soccer field.
A goalkeeper saves a penalty. The goalkeeper is Heurelho Gomes and Darren Bent is taking the penalty. Luka Modric is also in the photo
a photo of Heath Ledger's Joker with the following text overlaid: "Don't ever try to get inside my head its to dark for you"
A photo of Hugo Lloris, a man with black hair and beard, is standing in the locker room before the game. He is saying "Let's go. Let's kill them. Come on!"
A man in a black shirt is wearing sunglasses and has spiky black hair. It's Roberto De Zerbi
A bald man in a black polo is being interviewed and saying "I mean, you couldn't really write this season in terms of what's happened."
an orange and white cat is on a bed with his ears flared back and his paws spread out
Beucher said in an interview with the Orlando Business Journal in 2020 that he grew up doing jobs for his father Bud for the family business at their golf resort in central Florida. He also played football as a child and then American football at college, where he was a specialist kicker. Born into the Florida resort business, he is said to be a very capable executive, although naturally English football is not his specialism. The view from the Lewis family is that they follow the Tavistock example – appoint good local management teams, whether they are in luxury hotels in the Bahamas or Australian beef farms – and then let them get on with it. The family intend to do the same with Spurs. Venkatesham was brought in while Levy was still the executive chairman in control of the club and then thrust into power when Levy was marched out. The Lewis family do not have a representative on the Spurs board, although non-executive chairman Peter Charrington, the former Citigroup CEO, is a long-term trusted adviser of Tavistock and the Lewis family. Beucher himself does not sit on the board. For Venkatesham, the challenge is immediate: find a coach – interim or otherwise – who can steer Spurs away from a relegation battle. In the long term, the new management believe they have much deeper-rooted problems rebuilding the first-team squad and the success of the academy in bringing through first-team players and saleable assets. But events over the last few weeks have narrowed the view to this season alone.
two bridges and three smokestacks are in view in a harbour. the water is very smooth, almost like glass on a sunny day.. there are various ships docked on the left side of the photo.
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
a woman with brown hair is wearing a white shirt and plaid tie with a white hat. it's Aunt Hetty from Road to Avonlea
A man in pinstriped suit with a fedora and sunglasses has his hands out with King of Cars on his knuckles
A man with dark hair is wearing a leather jacket and making a very confused face while drunk
a green alien is about to get blasted by lightning. it's Yoda
A screenshot of Nick Beucher's LinkedIn profile
A gray and black tabby cat is sitting in a cardboard box, looking up at the camera.
A treadmill screen is shown with 15.0 incline and 5.0 speed
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
a man in a red suit is sitting at a formica table. The quote says "Garmonbozia"
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
A man with dark hair is looking very sad and hungover. The quote says "A lot has happened."
a man in a black shirt is leaning on a hockey stick. there is a quote that says "And he better watch himself. He's going to get hammered."
A man in a green Tottenham kit is drinking a Heineken on the pitch after a game with his fist in the air. It's Danny Rose.
A man with brown hair and a beard is shown in a photograph. Underneath it says "Nick Beucher is now the main point of contact between the Lewis family and Tottenham Hotspur's management"
A man in a navy blue coat is looking perplexed and upset. He has brown hair and is Thomas Frank, the absolute coward who currently coaches Tottenham Hotspur
A pair of binoculars are shown on a screen with a grey background. Underneath the binoculars it says "Scout Future Star". Underneath that heading it says "A scout will be sent to identify a future star, and will report back in a few weeks, the next time you enter Career (can only redeem one per season)."
Two cats are shown on a bed. One is orange and white and the other is black and grey. The black and grey cat is laying on the orange and white cat
a man in a white Tottenham jersey is holding a green Heineken bottle and smirking while on top of a bus. it's Ange Postecoglou
A man is standing on a football pitch wearing a green football kit. His name is Danny Rose and he is drinking a Heineken while giving fans a thumbs up
Two men are in frame, playing PlayStation. One is in a grey hoodie and saying "Ah, leave it out man. This is bullshit" while the other is in a blue shirt and beating the other man at FIFA
A photo of Hugo Lloris, a man with black hair and beard, is standing in the locker room before the game. He is saying "Let's go. Let's kill them. Come on!"
A photo of a Lego soccer set. It's a soccer field with 12 Minifigures on it. There are stands and a bus in the background.
A man with grey hair and goatee is sitting at a table, carving a turkey. the man is Don Cherry