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The public Headline Public Urged To Consider Thinking About The Possibility Of Thinking About Considering Taking Action Story by Burley Gawkwitch and Carlsberg Muttonbass Photo from Unsplash
Haaland Headline: Norway World Cup Camp Hit By Illness Nobody Will Name In Case It Makes Football Less Fun Story by Muriel Pennyworth and Cerys Backstable
Norwegian football team Headline: Norway Squad Hit By Sickness Bug, Raising Difficult Questions About Haaland’s Availability And Absolutely Nothing Else Story by Charles Before and Novis Garbajtaik
Germany Headline Germany To Restore Economic Competitiveness By Making People Who Are Sick Do More Paperwork Story by Barry Menow and Rupert Thwack Photo from Unsplash
A graph Headline: Long Covid Unlikely To Explain Increase In People Too Ill To Work, Because That Would Be Too Obvious, Say Experts Story by Gravel Bardsley and Melvin Bertenshawk photo from Unsplash
Time Headline: Things That Have Already Happened Can’t Cause Bad Things To Happen Now, That’s Not How Time Works Story by Nevern Pancakdai and Henkin Swathblurbl Photo from Unsplash
Someone tiring Headline: People With Fatigue Urged To Consider How Tiring They Are Story by Groot Henoogh and Barley Enderboot Photo from Unsplash
An exhausted child Headline: Loads Of Kids With Chronic Conditions Is A Price Worth Paying For Normal Childhood STory by Gabby Haze and Ipsford Barthelmley Photo from UNsplash
Someone trusting in infection Headline: Anti-Virus Movement Accused Of Undermining Public Confidence In Infection Story by Chaswood Bendiform and Gulp Williams Photo from Adobe
Someone alone in a crowd Headline: More Evidence Needed, Say People Surrounded By Evidence Story by Moira Fortune and Gillian Plantation Photo from Unsplash
A person on the internet Headline: Person Asking For Source Clarifies A Source That Agrees With Them, Not All Those Other Sources Story by Andrew Gaunt and Tina Money photo from Unsplash
Someone on a picnic in lockdown Headline: Experts Rule Out Mild Illness As Cause Of Severe Repercussions, Instead Blame That Time That You Didn't Get Sick Story by Vanessa Cudgel and Wesley Port photo from Unsplash
A model of the brain Headline: Instead Of Parroting Traditional Wellness Narratives, We Are Going To Parrot Traditional Illness-Denial Narratives Story by Garlic Jensen and Sharon Espinoza photo from Unsplash
An expert and a member of the public experiencing constant illness Headline: Experts Praise Public For Adapting To Constant Illness Without Asking Follow Up Questions STory by Giselda Constnace and Scorch Benzington Photo from Unsplash
People Headline: Health Risk Low Except For Those At Risk From Health Risk story by Merlon Fawkes and Gavin Upp Photo from Unsplash
The earth Headline: Hidden Fungus Network Below Our Feet Could Circle Earth 2.7 Trillion Times, Still Shorter Than Gap Between Long Covid Evidence And Public Understanding STory by Priscilla Q Desert and Walter Bardgepoll Photo from UNsplash
A cage fight Headline: Research Body Throws Single Bone Into Long Covid And ME/CFS Patients’ Cage Story by Viola Planckton and Silvester Pangworthy Photo from Unsplash
Some people talking about not long covid Headline: Researchers Find Long Covid More Common Than Willingness To Say Long Covid Story by Yolanda Graphene and Woody Lumberbranch photo from Unsplash
Someone struggling with fatigue Headline: Long Covid Cases Hidden By Widespread Preference For Literally Any Other Diagnosis STory by Marcel Morceaux and Hubert Bangford Photo from Unsplash
Someone taking a rest for a minute, if that's ok. Headline: Most People Do Not Have Long Covid, Just A Mysterious Illness Since Covid, Says Study Story by Paolo Muchacho and Kylie Kipperton Photo from UNsplash
Siblings squeezing Headline Doctors Recommend Protecting Newborn Brains From Infection By Making Older Siblings Slightly Less Sticky STory by Garfield Hampatch and Carrie Onregardless Photo from Unsplash
A disappointed fan Headline: Hantavirus Camp Questions Qualification Process After World Cup Of Viruses Snub Story by Liz Hereford and Charles Bruntley Photo from Unsplash
Someone pretending to be an oncologist, a bit like that conference of oncologists. Headline: Cancer Conference Notes Rise Since 2020, Rules Out Covid Vaccine, Can’t Think Of Anything Else That Started Round Then Story by Denzel Elfoot and Bernward Fortescue Photo from Unsplash
A woman sitting on a sofa Headline: Perhaps People With Long Covid Should Talk About Something Else For A While Story by Nelly Blomstat and Suki Wagamama Photo from unsplash
Someone needing an exorcism Headline: Exorcisms By Another Name Temporarily Unpromoted Following Feedback Story by Paulette Spoon and Jack Ittinn Photo from Unsplash
A man with a bbq Headline: Professor To Take Social Media Leave Following Chronic Illness Debate Flare Story by Oscar dela Bonga and Blanche Dalmonds Photo from Unsplash
A body, marked Body and a head marked Not Part Of Body Headline: Professor Of Religion Reminds People That Their Brains Are Not Part Of Their Bodies Story by Scott Barnacle and Jules Thomas Fastline
A bed. With a person. And a little dog Headline: Are Bedbound Patients In Bed With Big Bed Story by Lazio Como and Katia Rafterton Photo by Unsplash
Someone who has been silenced Headline: Why Are We Not Allowed To Promote Therapies That Don’t Work And Make People Worse Story by Hovis Crumpet and Digo Deepa Photo from Unsplash
A brian Headline: Covid Infection Has Not Affected My Brian story by Walter Forrest and Vasili Newport Photo from Unsplash
A sign for the 2006 winter olympics Headline: Long Covid Does Not Exist, Says 2006 Study Story by Fiona Taskmaster and Alan Cantstopwontstop Photo from Unsplash
A celebrity Headline: Celebrity Describes Long Covid In Detail While Reassuring Public No It Is Not That Story by Jark Vanhootlet and Gareth Bung Photo from Unsplash
A long hard road Headline: Long Covid Is Too Long, Agree People With Long Covid And Sceptics story by Veronica Clamgasket and Barry Juppe Photo from Unsplash
Mourners Headline: 22 Million Covid Victims Died From Excessive Care Says 'Doctor' Story by Ashton Quarritch and Norris Carnival Photo from Unsplash
Someone who died from virtuous caution Headline: WHO Revises Pandemic Death Toll Upward After Identifying 15 Million Extra Victims Of Virtuous Caution Story by Jordan Manhole and Yule Besori Photo from Unsplash
A woman Headline: Long Covid Not Well Evidenced, Say People Blaming Pandemic Feminization Culture Story by Ima Farrago and Hillman Blimp Photo from Unsplash
Someone sitting on a sidewalk Headline Are Long Coviders Just Trying To Keep The Pandemic Vibe Alive Story by Cecil B De Bosse and Nerys Pantry Photo from Unsplash
A person in the sunset Headline: If Covid Infection Affects Every Part Of Your Body, Does It Really Affect Any Of It? Story by Jenny Berry and Guy Chapman-Bloke Photo from Unsplash
Please be quiet Headline: It’s Time For People With Chronic Illnesses To Stop Banging On About It Story by Charles Busket and Helen Spear Photo from Unsplash
A man flipping the bird Headline: OK, You’ve Got Me. When I Said Long Covid Could Be Treated By Talking Therapy, I Actually Meant There’s No Such Thing As Long Covid Story by Charles Busket and Joaquin Hugh-Whileyouredown Photo from Adobe
Someone struggling. Headline: Researchers Find New Long Covid Cure Using Light From Gas Story by Gerald Soubriquet and Micah Bootsail Photo from Unsplash
Just a picture. It has a woman and some flowers. Headline Let's Find A Kinder Way To Blame Long Covid Patients Story by Wallace Blossom and Timothy Garbagetake photo from Unsplash
A passing shadow Headline: Of Course We Care About People With Long Covid, But There Are None Of Them, And It’s All In Their Heads, And Resources Are Best Focused Elsewhere Story by Terry Bagel and Naismith Unigent Photo from Unsplash
A man Headline: Is It Time To Talk About The Male Perimenopause Story by Frederick Eel and Halford Rumbelow Photo from Unsplash
A man Headline: Man Develops Controversial Theory After Not Liking Existing Explanation story by Dove Wellerford and Albert Bartlet Photo from Unsplash
A person in fight or flight headline: Long Covid Reframed As Fight-Or-Flight Loop By People In Ignore-And-Deny Loop Story by Hortense Parthenon and Effie Blinder Photo from Unsplash
Some researcher Headline: Long Covid Estimate Revised Up After Researchers Include People With Long Covid Story by June Aubergine and Gary Hilton Photo from Unsplash
A rotting orange Headline: Medical Report Confirms Trump’s Hands Bruised From Too Much Winning Story by Jemma Dweebf and Torpi Darkling Photo from Unsplash
From the archives of Ye Verchartlnicke: Physicians Baffled As Infections Continue Despite Oranges Under Armpits Story by Johanes Bitumen and Chastity Verminspoot
A hand Headline: Scientists Baffled As Infections Continue Despite Hand Sanitizer Near Door Story by Yariel Van Tutti and Newman Garbiner Photo from Unsplash
Someone still affected by lockdowns Headline: Did Something Happen In The Last Six Years That Could Have Caused A Decline And Loss Of Energy Everywhere? Anything? Anything At All? No. We Couldn’t Think Of Anything Either. Lockdowns, I guess. Story by Charles Entrance and Jim Malvolio Photo from Unsplash
A packed airport Headline: CDC To Crowdsource Ebola Surveillance Following Successful Collapse Of Institutional Dignity Story by Thomas Lamb and Wendy Dittalgorong Photo from Unsplash
A flying contraption Headline “Ebola Is Probably Mostly Not Airborne” Is Good Enough For Us Story by Barry Junk and Muriel Dignity Photo from Unsplash
Drinks Headline: Hantavirus Exposure During Quarantine Doesn't Count, Say Officials story by Unwin Fang and Tremell Glassmage Photo from Unsplash
Someone on a mountain Headline: You’re Not Ill. Your Brain Just Thinks You Are. story by Darren Tuesburger and Creft Wallsnack Photo from Unsplash
A man coughing his life expectancy away Headline: Longevity Community Moving Beyond Fear-Based Response To Death And Disability Caused By Infection Story Nesbit Thwack and Verity Panicova Photo from Adobe
Someone disgusted by masks Headline People Able To Ignore Airborne Pathogens Still Unable To Ignore Masks Story by Marjorie Vestment and Sululu Forkwine Photo from Unsplash
A sick kid Headline Scientists Baffled Why More Kids Are Off Sick During Pandemic That Makes Kids More Likely To Be Off Sick Story by John Porker and Gretchen Trook Photo from Unsplash
A snail Headline: Slow-Moving Hantavirus Leaves Public Unsure What To Feel story by Niall Blethwin and Millicent Patchawky Photo from Unsplash