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Salt n Pepa Funko Pops.
A photo of the owner of The Atlantic Laurene Powell Jobs and noted sex trafficker, child rapist and pedophile Donald Trump/ Epstein pal Ghislaine Maxwell just chillin’ bathing suits.
Book cover for Steven King’s It. Aside from title and author up top, text reads The Terrifying New Bestseller. Artwork of a sewage drain by a sidewalk in the rain as two evil eyes peep out and a red balloon floats upward string tangled in the drain.
Comic Panel: Doiby Dickles approaches a villain from behing with two slices of bread he wraps around his ear. Doiby says: “I ain’t had me lunch yet - and I’m MAD!” The villain responds “YIIII!”
The Newberry Award Winning Classic A Wrinkle in Time book cover which reads that, the author’s name Madeleine L’Engle, cost 1.25 from Dell. The image is an alien landscape of mountains with a yellow sun in the distance a res heavenly body higher in the sky. There is a round or behind one mountain peak with a large face with red blank wyes, and a bald head, a grim visage. Above this is a being with the head and torso of a man, the body of a horse and instead of arms, a sort of rainbow wing span.
Mrs. Slocombe says to Mr. Lucas, I’ve got to get home. If my pussy isn’t attended to by eight o’clock, I’ll be stroking it for the rest of the evening.
Dan Fielding (John Larroquette) and Phil Sanders (Will Utay) on Night Court. Utay also played Rolf on Days of Our Lives.
Actor Leslie Howard in The Petrified Forrest holds a glass and says “Oh, I’m eternally right.”
Jack Palance standing over a distressed Zero Mostel with his hand on Mostel’s shoulder.
Dr phils house, a few of those Bearbricks can be seen as well as a wall of firearms, some chairs and some blue statue that seems a cartoony donkey hippo rabbit maybe?
Lucy & Ethel in drag as male reporter and photographer with mustaches.
Instead of the news story at the link one gets a secure sweep pro warning saying their phone is infected. It is not safe to view RawStory links.
All Ages Dove Approved Seal
Wal-Mart listing for Chicken of the Sea Wild Caught Alaskan Pink Salmon, Traditional Style 14.75 oz for 4.47 dollars.
Trump not bowing to honor fallen troops.
Smurf statues at Dream Island.
Disney vision of hell, little devils surround a a volcanic fire.
Purple Pieman from the Atari 2600 Strawberry Shortcake video game
Children's picture book image of the Jedi Rey Skywalker with her lightsaber and force ghosts of Luke and Leia behind her. Text reads: "Luke and Leia are her family now. She becomes a Skywalker. Rey is a Jedi!"
RFKJ as a child in the lap of his wicked grandfather Joseph Kennedy, Sr.
Evil Spidey with eyebrows drags a green clothed ginfer woman as Captain America pursues. This is not from the new Spidey film, this is from the 70s cult classic Turkish film 3 Dev Adam.
Spiderman holding the arm of a red headed woman in green as Captain America jumps toward them. (This is a scene from the Turkish classic 3 Dev Adam)
Wrestler Kane is on his knees holding United States Secretary of Education Linda McMahon upside down.
Image of the building from a century ago. Text says Crown Mills -The Home of Crown Flour. There is an ink stamp saying Oregon Historical Society over the image.
Comic panel of Man with weapon looks down says as human headed spiders climb out of human headed structures and says “?!? They all have…little Damon-Faces! DAMON FACES!?! Oh God.” - the faces do look like Matt Damon. This comic panel is from the 1987 comic book Video Jack, Matt Damon was about 17 then and not a notable actor at the time, his first imdb credit is from 1988, this is probably not based on him.
Text below photo reads: Mr. Miller and Ms. Moreno in 2022. Amanda Andrade-Rhoades/Associated Press. Description: Miller is in front buttoning coat head forward, Moreno follows behind, head down, eyes shut, she seems pulling in to herself to me.
Comic panel, shaky woman has her back to door says “Hee Hee Hee!”
Blue Beetle wraps his arm around Spidey’s shoulder while holding a football as a young girl in glasses watches.
The Mummy Demastered cover art. Three combat suited soldiers surrounded by rhe undead, some fog above, a beautiful mummy woman above and some bats.
Maria Carrey says Time is Irrelevant to me as she sits in Xmas decor.
Idris Elba as Krall from star trek beyond
Travolta with wings as Michael with a dog pulling on his jacket.
Vintage cover of the Fall Edition of 1000 New Jokes that costs only 10 cents. Featuring images of Joe E Brown and and Hugh Herbert back to back with mouths open, hand to sides of mouths and pointing to each other with their thumbs. Text in a box reads: "Hugh tells me that Sandy Mac-Dougal inherited his red hair from his father." "Sure, the toupee's been in the family for three generations." Posed by Joe E. Brown and Hugh Herbert, appearing in Warner Brothers Pictures.
Joe E. Brown and Martha Raye mouths open.
A box of Ralston’s Prince of Thieves cereal with an artist rendering of Robin Hood drawing an arrow in his bow that does not look like Kevin Costner. There was a promotion for a free memory match-up game on the back, with images of cards of a prince, a guard and a queen. The cereal is noted to be naturally fruit-flavored cereal with multi-colored sprinkles. It is said to have 4 wholesome grains, 9 vitamins and minerals, no tropical oils, and no cholesterol. The net weight was 11.5 oz. (326g)
A bunch of kids, including Sean Astin and some military man in a room covefed in some brown substance, possibly đź’© or chocolate, you decide.
Voodoo Doughnut Cock & Ball doughnut, shaped like a penis and testicles, covered in chocolate with s custom Good Riddance and a pair of scissors as icing.
RFKJ is visited at his table, full of empty glasses, by Epstein. Also seated at the table is Mary Richardson Kennedy, RFKJ’s wife who died by “suicide” more likely something initiated by these two evil men. Epstein replied “Whoops” when learning of her death.
1986 photo, Bob Hope is seated with a younger Michael J. Standing behind him, hands on Hope’s shoulders.
Cover of The Plot Against the King, a children’s picture book Written by Kash Patel with art by Laura Vincent. Children’s picture book art with Trump as King, Kash Patel as a wizard, Hillary Clinton as a rival queen and some other notable figures.
GIF from the film Airplane! (1980) Robert Hayes playing Ted Striker sweating profusely as he pilots the plane.
Elsie Jean Platypus holding baby Ana, puppets from Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
Hitler in shorts, hand on hip, leaning in tree.
George Burns as God in a cap says “I put the fear of me in you.”
GIF of an old Barney Google riding Sparkplug toy.
Children’s picture book image of the Jedi Rey Skywalker with her lightsaber and force ghosts of Luke and Leia behind her. Text reads: “Luke and Leia are her family now. She becomes a Skywalker. Rey is a Jedi!”
Thelma Todd and Patsy Kelly in uniform. Patsy is standing behind a slightly bent Thelma, with one hand grabbing Thelma’s chest and the other cradling her face.
Photo of Laverne & Shirley. Laverne is flying a plane with a pilot’s hat on, but Shirley has grabbed her face and is placing a long romantic kiss on her lips.
Large George Washington Statue has come alive, picks up a man who is visibly protruding sweat in nervousness. Washington says “I’m going to help you, too!”
Tasha Yar cradeling a small alien baby in a motherly way with Data by her side supporting her arm looking down at the child in a fatherly way, a typical young family photo pose.
A plastic jar of Cookie Butter label reads Lotus Biscoff ®️ Creamy cookie butter 25.4 OZ
Ted Baxter (Ted Knight) a photo card of him from The Mary Tyler Moore Show with a jacket that has WJM-TV News stitched on it over the channel number 12.
Jeff Winger from Community, two images of him at a mic. Subtitles read his statement: I think 9/11 was bad. And freedom, well, I think that’s just a little but better.
People in Skeletor and He-Man costumes at a fan event in the 80s. Image is from dinosaurdracula who runs a great facebook page and website for nostalgia images.
The backside of the Shaya action figure is an alternate form which is an alien two toed orange muscular being with off facial figures, three little dots that may be eyes and mouth and in the nose region something like a wishbone shape.
Action figure of Shaya, Queen of Power from Power Lords. She has a long plastic cape, a plastic bra, carries a strange weapon and wears a helmet with a third eye and wings on it.
Amy from Galaxy High with a chain and lock connecting her to the Creep, a flying fuzzy creature. Amy has a bow in her hair, and a sweater vest over a button up collar shirt.
Animation Cel of Skyla from a short lived animated series called Vytor: The Starfire Champion. This is a young woman with blue hair, a headband, an off one shoulder outfit.
Female Romulan Commander from Star Trek The Original Series
Firestar dressed as an unmasked Spider-woman sitting with Ms. Lion in her lap. Ms. Lion is her dog. This is a screenshot from Spider-Man & his Amazing Friends.