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a comic of a stick figure couple watching someone learning to run only to swap physiques by the end frame. based on a true story
brandon carr is in a list called funny looking people, below a list of funny people. joking that he's funny looking. that's the tweet
you asked for an image I usually swipe left or right on Tinder, but today I swiped up and unlocked a real life fire. I'm pretty scared, but what happens if I swipe DOWN? :| "AI" responded with a world exploding and screams heard
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show comparing himself to the 'leper' in Trump's AI jesus post
An alien tells a human jesus comes back every two weeks every since they gave him chocolate. They asked what humans did and the human is just like uhhhhhhhh
MarkWayne Mullin is terrified of everything, but especially seatbelts.
From what I have seen of our Russian friends and Allies during the war, I am convinced that there is nothing they admire so much as strength, and there is nothing for which they have less respect than for weakness, especially military weakness. For that reason the old doctrine of a balance of power is unsound. We cannot afford, if we can help it, to work on narrow margins, offering temptations to a trial of strength. If the Western Democracies stand together in strict adherence to the principles of the United Nations Charter, their influence for furthering those principles will be immense and no one is likely to molest them. If however they become divided or falter in their duty and if these all-important years are allowed to slip away then indeed catastrophe may overwhelm us all.
Fox News screenshot, discussing Iran, with a plastic surgeon as the expert
Quote from President Trump in which he claims, "I always thought it would be four weeks." referring to the 2026 US-Israel "pre-emptive" attack on Iran.