Chris Sosnowski

@thewillard.bsky.social

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He/Him, Husband, Dad Bipolar, perpetually angry, consistently corny, will not play chess with pigeons Combat Designer, former QA at Insomniac Games Previously seen on: Respawn, Naughty Dog, Activision

A The Mind Stone card, freshly pulled from a Magic the Gathering booster pack.
A magic: The gathering game laid oit on a table, with 3 players
Geordi La Forge pointing meme: Top "no" text reads "Stop calling Trump a rapist, pedophile and Nazi" Bottom "this" text reads "Republicans stop electing rapists, pedophiles and Nazis"
An ad from the ACLU to shop their 420 collection showing t-shirts, pins and more with "The War on Drugs is Bullshit" slogan
Most of the board game arranged in an open trunk held down by a cargo net stretched across the top
A large stack of boars games spread across a table, chair and floor. Includes Nemesis: Retaliation, Cthulu Death May Die, 7 Wonders, Clank Catacombs, Critter Kitchen, Wingspan, Machi Koro, Heat, Scythe and a whole bunch of Marvel United.
A boxed copy of System Shock 2 25th Anniversary Remaster PC from Limited Run
An open New 3DS Xl with its rubber c-stick replaced by a black plastic, psp-sized nub. The 3DS has a Metroid 2 remake background and Pokémon Ultra Sun is currently selected.
Wife view of Rolling green hills, lined with paths and dotted with darker green trees. As they begin to roll into the distance the hills become a mix of homes and trees, giving way to brown mountains rising in the distance beyond. In the far distance beyond those, snow-topped mountains against a blue sky. Centered above the darkening blue floats a mid-day half-moon.
A 12 pack of *ZERO SUGAR* Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Lib tech Skunk Ape board on the floor with bindings attached.
Two snowboard side-by-side on the floor. A new, bare Lib Tech Skunk Ape on the left and, on the right, an ancient, grey and green Kingpin with bindings and several stickers including House boardshop, Spider-Man and DC.
Screenshot of Facebook messenger on a smartphone. The name of the other party is blacked out. In the background is a cut off message from the other party, lamenting the failure of her marriage and the signs leading up to it. In the foreground is a meta AI pop-up that reads "_____'s divorce and Chris's gaming nostalgia. Sounds like a mix of serious and lighthearted topics..." Below that text are two buttons with their own text: "What are some ways ____ can cope with her recent divorce..." And "Create a chat theme about supporting a friend through a t..." This image brought to you by the aggressively shitty cyberpunk dystopia we are living in.
Picture of a stage. A curtains covers the stage, depicting snow-covered houses with smoke rising from their chimneys. Text in the snow and star-speckled sky reads, "World Ballet Company Nutcracker"
Gameplay footage of Metroid Prime 4 in a dark cavern area. Several Grievers are rushing the player. A charged blast takes out one just before it leaps forward. As the player starts charging again, another Griever leaps at them. The player strafes to the left and fires, killing the Griever in mid-air as it sails by, the flash of the shot landing causing Samus face to appear as a faint reflection, her eyes squinting against the flash.
Self of me, holding a copy of Metroid Prime 4, ensuring my Samus tattoo and t-shirt are also visible. Because it's been EIGHTEEN FUCKING YEARS! LET FUCKING GOOOOOOO!
The restored Rivet statue, with the TV screen in the base lit up blue, sits on top of a grey-framed glass shelf, between family pictures and stacks of board games.
Statue of Rivet from Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart. The robotic hand gripping her hammer is broken off and lying on the counter next to the rest of the statue.
Metroid Prime 4 amiibo, Samus on the right and Samus on Vi-o-la on the left
3 panel, AI trash comic Top panel: Bearded man with black hair, wearing a blacks shirt standing in a gray void. Some kind of acion lines on either side of the frame for some reason, as if the panel is rushing toward us. A text bubble reads "Bad Bunny comes on stage to perform. Middle Panel: the same man - who is apparently supposed to be Bad Bunny but looks more like Ted Mosby - stand sin the same void with the same stupid action lines but is now looking toward us as a other man wearing an "ICE" uniform stands to his left, putting his right hand up on Bad Mosby's chest. A text bubble reads "An ICE agent tackles him" Bottom panel: Fuhrer Trump stands Ina darker gray void, hold his hands up with his eyes closed, his mouth doing it's usual impression of a sagging anus. A text bubble reads "Trump comes on stage to dance to the YMCA song."
Monoco's introduction to the party following initial combat. From responding to Verso's "We're going to Old Lumiere" with an abrupt "Ok, bye" to following Monoco's declaration of "I will never join you again." with a rapid-fire exchange of "There will be lots of fighting." "Oh yeah, that's true." "Yes it is." "Ok, I'm in." the entire thing is absolute comedy gold.
An assembled RG Wing Gundam gunpla, posed on a clear base
White sign with black text: "Charlie Kirk sad, 'prowling Blacks go around for fun to target white people, that's a fact.' on May 19th 2023"
THIS IS AMERICA
Map of Sinclair-owned TV stations across the country
Packaged Frozone costume having on a rack
An open, in progress gunpla kit for an RG Wing Gundam lying on the floor. An open instruction manual on the right side, open box top with clippers, partially assembled feet and red runners near the middle, bottom of the open box filled with various runners, still in their 0laatic wrap on the left and a few gray and blue runners above.
View of the Greek Theater stage, lit orange-red, screens on either side and a sea of people in between
30 mini-figures from Eldfall Chronicles: Northern Wind. Heroes, Oni, Undead and Goblins of varying size.
Boxes of the board game Eldfall Chronicles: Northern wind. The core box in the center surrounded by numerous boxes of various paid expansions and crowd funded stretch goals.
Letter from Geico insurance, addressed to Christopher Sosnowski (highlighted) claiming that Christopher Daniel Sosnowski (highlighted) is not covered on Christopher Sosnowski's policy
Trainspotting: discovering the baby in the crib
A Nintendo Switch 2 resting horizontally in a 3d-printed dock stand
Stylized figure of EVA 01 in a "berserker" pose. A rifle and multiple alternate hands lay on the ground in front of it.
Three 3d-printed Rhino mini-figures in a line. From left to right: Normally-proportioned and too small Upper body scaled up Upper body scaled up, head scaled up even more
The New York Times Full Transcript: Mamdani Told Waitress 'You Too' After She Said 'Enjoy Your Meal'
Still from anime FLCL: Canti, the TV-headed robot, holds his arms outstretched while wearing a homemade halo and surrounded by in-flight birds
Metroid Prime cardboard promo standee of Samus Aran in the Varia suit
Still from classic satire of fascism, Starship Troopers: a massive, black beetle climbs up through the ground behind two fleeing soldiers. One further away and to the right has their face obscured by their rifle, the closer one is facing toward us clearly has the face of central character Johnny Rico
5 mini astronaut figures - in blue, red, black, green and yellow - used as player markers in the board game Terraforming Mars
Player board from the board game Terraforming Mars, encased in a 3d-printed, semitransparent overlay the creates compartments for each resource
JoyCon 2 controller in a black, 3d-printed steering wheel with red buttons
A line of police officers, all wearing tight-fighting, yellow masks that cover everything below their eyes
Player character from the video game Helldivers 2 runs around the bridge of a spaceship with a comically oversized "Sickle" laser rifle holstered to their hip
Helldiver obscured by comically large rifle stock