Will Bryant

@thewillbryant.bsky.social

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Ex-Disney, ex-Pitchfork. None of my exes live in Texas. Rising up to the challenge of arrival.

Even without the AI generated bottom half, he’s still a degenerate fatass though
An unrepentant flagophile forcing himself on a less than five-year-old flag, while also wearing a pin which identifies him to other degenerate flag-fuckers
Bevers
An oil painting of Jesus Christ(tm) by MAGA auteur Jon McNaughton. He is white, has blue eyes and the rugged good looks of Luke Wilson.
A small ballroom stage covered by a shit ton of classified documents stolen by Trump
Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991), a film about pretty-boy thieves who wear leather, ride motorcycles, and act like tough guys primarily to bang younger women.
Don’t use lighter fluid or charcoal briquettes if you can avoid it. According to Prentiss, "Always avoid lighter fluid if possible, and while convenient, charcoal briquettes can add an unpleasant kerosene flavor to grilled meats and should be avoided. If a wood/natural lump charcoal fire is unavailable or too inconvenient, propane grills will ultimately yield a better steak than charcoal briquettes and lighter fluid." Food & Wine magazine 6/7/22
Velocity Girl followed you
“But there’s really never been a mechanism before where someone could address the nation or anyone who wanted to listen to them could, from anywhere in the world,” Musk said. “So I think this is a really profound change.”
Glinda the Good Witch, a condescending white woman in a glittery getup
Christmas Day With Colonel Sanders (1968), a Christmas compilation album that was sold promotionally in stores. The cover has the colonel in a full Santa suit with an airbrushed tan.
John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell, as Dale Doback and Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008), in the scene in which they pitch an overly vague business plan to their parents and wealthy sibling.
Paid blue check on the bird app erroneously states that journalist Taylor Lorenz used family connections to delete Internet Archive data.
The short-lived peer to peer file sharing app Aimster, which repurposed AOL technology to pick Lars Ulrich’s pockets
America’s mayor, Rudy Guiliani literally melting under hot lights