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Goofy selfie on instant film
Text from friend: “were watching the shape of water” My replies: “oh ok” “Spoiler: water takes the shape of the vessel it’s in”
Closeup picture of giant dark Siamese cat, he looks like a beanie baby
Giant dark Siamese is big spooning the little tabby. Siamese paw on tabby face. They are both snoozing
Beautiful: this boy put the basketball under his shirt and how he is pregnant with the basketball
Large dark Siamese and small tabby cuddling on the couch
Selfie of me with the little tabby, his back is turned but he is nursing
Selfie with my gorgeous long blonde hair cascading over my shoulders. I look unimpressed. My necklace reads “i love my life / i want to live”
Venus of Willendorf (?) banner on a museum with the text “this lady is waiting for you!”
Robin williams in Broncos cheerleader outfit looking bashful
David Lynch at Cannes
OC meme: long fingernails a have a bitch with eczema laid up taking about “ooooh ahhhhh”
Selfie from a higher angle. My hair is long and blonde and beautiful.
Child abuse ribbon pin
Large Siamese grooming little tabby
Selfie of me with salami, my giant toasted Siamese
Selfie of me wearing black kn95 and black clothing
My tabby cat is nursing in the crook of my neck and has his foot braces against my chin. Selfie
Picture of me from the back, my hair is long and blonde and I am in my kitchen
Selfie of me lying on the couch with the kitten nursing on me
Small tabby kitty flopping over on an elderly dog, staring intently at her while she looks frightened
Picture of me on the couch with the kitten on my chest. I’m poking his nose with the tip of his tail
Selfie of me on the couch with a large cat on my lap and my kitten on my chest
Selfie of me lying on the couch wearing a black hoodie, large fat black cat is lying on top of me which his face tucked beneath my chin
Christian Bale in American Psycho sweating and staring intently
Giant Siamese cat Salami is big-spooning the tiny tabby Coppa on the ripple rug. In the background you can see my living room
White tux cat on his back on the couch while his brother (black) relaxes on top of him, his arms reaching across the tux’s belly. Black cat looks almost indignant
Bart Simpson sitting in a corner and facing a wall. Time-out style
Mulder’s office in The X-Files
Leon Black from Curb your Enthusiasm (played by JB Smoove) in flamboyant attire drinking a drink through a straw. He looks quizzical
Selfie of me in front of a pride flag in my office at work
Mulder and Scully looking at a computer screen with bewilderment
Tiny tabby kitty curled up against my legs (which are under a fluffy blanket) on the couch
Large Siamese cat and small tabby cat sitting together on a floor pillow. You can see their reflection in the mirror
My giant Siamese cat salami sitting on a kitchen stool and looking expectantly at me
Hilary Clinton in a working class apartment looking like she’s facing the firing squad
Picture of me in a t shirt and shorts sitting on a winged armchair in my living room. I’ve got my laptop on my lap and am using one hand to type while the other arm is around the large black cat named Gengar. He’s sitting like a human with his feet out and limp little wrists looking gay as hell
A tiny rabbit painted in bosco’s Garden of Earthly Delights
Sorority girl holding hand written sign that says “society says all sorority girls do is party but [edited] i’m addicted to eating drywall!” (OC circa 2015?)
Image of my legs under the sheet in bed and salami, my giant Siamese cat, sleeping peacefully against my legs
Selfie of me in my living room, holding up a pint glass of beer. There’s a stylized mirror on the wall behind me, next to a watercolor painting
Image from the movie Carrie where she is covered in blood and the prom stage is on fire
Screen cap from The Simpsons with a liquor bottle pouring into a glass while Homer watches. The glass distorts his face
Popeye and Olive Oyl comic: popeye is walking around in a slutty little one piece and says “see? I got a perfeck figger meself” meanwhile Olive is sitting on the couch oggling popeye’s butt
Bumblebee doing its business on a small off-white aster
Iconic Britney Spears DUMP HIM t-shirt photo (circa 2002) with coffee cup in one hand, suede and fur jacket and hat covering her eyes.
Uncropped version of my profile picture which is a picture of me from 2018-2019 where i’m shirtless and holding my face, pulling it in weird directions with my hands, to communicate a feeling of discomfort
Small tabby kitty is sitting fully on top of a very large Siamese cat. The Siamese is noticeably annoyed but being very tolerant as the tabby squishes his face
Shirt that says “FBI femboy bussy inspector”
Picture of small my tabby kitten (Coppa) nursing on my shoulder
Large Siamese and small tabby cat at the screen door, looking out
Massachusetts license plate on a truck that reads “ppgirl”
Small tabby kitten is nestled under a checkered blanket against my leg. His face is poking out and he’s sleepy
George Costanza of Seinfeld shirtless in bed on his stomach, reaching into his nightstand drawer for a half-eaten sun sandwich. He’s got his tongue between his teeth and a determined look on his face