Jen Furby www.thexstitcher.co.uk

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Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars. www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase

A plain white t-shirt saying "i think it's time to just look at a tree" with an image of Emma Thompson yielding a chainsaw above her head! There is a watermark of my logo on top so it can't be mistaken for someone else's work.
A child's drawing of Pikachu as a rocket artist. He is playing a guitar, has a skull earring and red mohawk and he is saying "Dude"
Dr Cox from Scrubs with a transcript of his rant about relationships from S1 ep15 of Scrubs
A white mug with a quote from Maude Lebowski from the Big Lebowski movie!
A sad looking 20 year old girl holding up a copy of the S*n which was not hers but mentioned the split of boyband Westlife
A photo of a girl with a hen do veil, in 70s style clothing including white platform boots, behind her a girl in 70s gear including faux afro wig holds a 4ft inflatable penis.
A comparison image of a messy hellhole and an organised workspace
A cat sits on the upper torso of a woman trying to do some work
Picture of warwick market square with protesters in the background and police. Credit Alex James Harvey on Facebook
A white mug with "cook pass babtridge" from Alan Partridge printed on it
A whatsapp message exchange where the first person mentions "still tbc regarding the chocolate bars but currently looking into options/costings" and i reply "whole nut and fruit and nut currently front runners"
A restaurant bill that reads "for parties of 1 or larger, a 10% gratuity is applied automatically"
A cat sits solemnly in s cat carrier.
A cat, slowly tearing her owner's stomach apart with her claws, relaxes on her owner with a look in her eye of "I have had enough of your bullshit"
Some bespectacled eyes behind a white coffee mug that says "fuck this shit" down the side.
A blue handled mug with the words 5 days of you twats in white on a blue rectangle with ths words 2 days of happiness underneath in blue. The text is upside down because the printer is a dipshit.
Two white mugs with the words cock piss Partridge on in a graffiti style font but the words have been overwritten to say cook pass babtridge. The B is slightly lighter than it should be.
A little white earring backing card with 4 earring holes punched in it and my CraftyF*x logo on it!
A white mug with Lassiters Hotel printed on it.