Cookie 🍪 (evil & trans)

@theystation.blacksky.app

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• Xana • 🏳️‍🌈♿🎨 • • They/Them • Il/Elle/Yel • • 25y • Autistic • Into Dragon Age, Star Trek & Baldur's Gate 3 :)

cropped screenshot of a recipe's - very sparse - ingredient list: aubergine 3, olive oil 4 spoons, salt and pepper
the whole thing is in french

Vinted listing of a "Y2K Acryl Space Lampe Orange Tischlampe USB - C Aufladba" that is a orb like thing cube shaped thing being held by someone out of frame

My 9 Games, with their video game postersin a 3x3 grid, from left to right:
1. Dragon Age: Origins
2. Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - Ring of Fates
3. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
4. Baldur's Gate III
5. Osu!
6. Crusader Kings III
7. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride
8. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
9. Dragon Age: Inquisition

SSD Price History: 2020-2026 Overview Chart illustrates the average consumer SSD price per gigabyte from January 2020 through February 2026. It goes up a little at first then goes at an all time low in 2023 and now way back up in 2026

Sudoku score board, difficulty:extreme, no assists or help used
1. 9 march 2026 14m 24s
2. 23 February 2026 16m 40s
3. 4 March 2026 17m 40s

My partner's feet in mismatched socks and holographic pink sandals, a horrendous, eyes damaging combo

badly edited pic of Mads Mikkelsen with a jester hat and clown face paint, a small image of hugh morris, a jester mii from the tomodachi life living the dream nintendo direct is on top of it and a red arrow point from it to Mads face

notification in the sims 4 with a Wicked Whims Clippy (paperclip guy) icon "Hey You haven't saved your game for at least an hour. Don't risk losing your game progress, please save the game right now."

Handwritten sign taped on a black door "Sorry we are Close
This evening due to
Plumming issue we
Are sorry for the inconvenint's
Sorry for everything"
The text has several words earnestly misspelled giving it some charm

my steam balance at 0,01 euro

Pack of 6 to 10 slices of smoked salmon with a sticker on it that reads "Security Protected chilled foods please remove all packaging before microwaving" with a lock symbol on it

Screenshot of Google calendar while setting up an event for January 15h at 15h30 (3:30 pm), the event is titled "ADHD diagnostic appointment do not forget" in all caps

[redacted] has added you to the "Yank libs" moderation list

Screenshot of phone doodle, Umbert is drawn in pink on a white background. 25% phone battery.

My season core test X poomang results: Xana Core, Early Autumn core
3 by 3 grid of characteristics with little images. "Late-night emotional" with 2 shooting star drawn. "Enjoy time alone" little guy smiling. "Regrets small things" sad emoji. "Can't say no" dizzy person drawn. "Struggles between ideals an reality" water drop. "Shy at first" stop hand sign. "Overly empathizes with others" heart. "Lost in own world" rainbow. "Worries too much" Autumn leaf.

Cat meme with orange cat staring intently at the camera with big eyes, white text over the picture, at the bottom, reads "This month I'm doing a challenge called ' November'. It's where I try to make it through everyday of November."

Flabbergasted black and white cat staring at the camera in shocked shock

in game screenshot of Lavender, my Tav from Baldur's Gate 3, in this image theylook like a sad puppy, Lavender is a half high-elf with long red locks in a half-ponytail. They have pointy-ears, a red mustache and short goatee, sharp eyeliner and dark metallic red lipstick on, and a tattoo obscuring the left side of their face, they're wearing blue and dark red robes. Their golden quarterstaff can be seen attached to their back.

Umbert and Misterman as Horse Races Tests sprites made in microsoft excel, Umbert is pink and has a tie and his round glasses, Misterman is green and looks worried, he has his little hair curl thingie happening here. their names are written below them in the Iron Maiden (band) font. the UI is in french and there are two tabs, one is "HRT" the other is "Timbert ran away"

Stock image of woman crouching down with hand on her head, she looks panicked or overwhelmed and in the middle of a mental breakdown. She's also wearing cute short white heels and a black dress but that's kind of irrelevant.

stats of the Umbert Actually fancam youtube short : 1,6k views, 4 comments, 22 likes

Fancam of Umbert & Misterman to a Nightcore of Bubblegum B*tch, it features a bunch of illustrations of mostly Umbert matching the beats of the song, it ends with an animation by @jametc.bsky.social of the two kissing. After that, a still invites you to support the kickstarter and then the credits appear and list: "Kiss Animation at 00:20: @jametc.bsky.social aka @my2k on insta, Art: AWI shorts, Umbert Actually Team @jellybox.bsky.social www.jellybox.studio, Song: Nightcore Bubblegum B*tch by Nightcore Lab NCL (original by MARINA), Video Editing: @XanaMoon.bsky.social @Theystation.bsky.social (same person)" and on the final screen there's an illustration and for a second, a huge paragraph of text passes by very quickly.

Fancam of Umbert & Misterman to a Nightcore of Bubblegum B*tch, it features a bunch of illustrations of mostly Umbert matching the beats of the song, it ends with an animation by @jametc.bsky.social of the two kissing. After that, a still invites you to support the kickstarter and then the credits appear and list: "Kiss Animation at 00:20: @jametc.bsky.social aka @my2k on insta, Art: AWI shorts, Umbert Actually Team @jellybox.bsky.social www.jellybox.studio, Song: Nightcore Bubblegum B*tch by Nightcore Lab NCL (original by MARINA), Video Editing: @XanaMoon.bsky.social @Theystation.bsky.social (same person)" and on the final screen there's an illustration and for a second, a huge paragraph of text passes by very quickly.

Discord conversation screenshot:
Simpering Man-Lover writes "The druid Halsin"
Xana replies "I've been saying this"

Screenshot of the ecosia (search engine) search "Astarion gap moe". I also have 85 tabs, 50+ batteries and it's 10:00 AM

Screenshot of a list of synonyms "stingy, miserly, niggardly, niggard, measly, pitiable"

tweet by Cookie @TheyStation Nov 4, 2021
"Idk why I'm so obsessed with cats lately. They just seem to know what's up and I'm here for that."

tweet from Cookie @TheyStation Nov 14, 2021
"I got fired from private catholic middle school for asking too many questions about religion and being depressed"
quoting tweet by Lilah Sturges (Inactive) @LilahSturges Nov 11, 2021
"What's a story that encapsulates who you were as a young person?
When I was 14, I decided to run for class president. The first line of my campaign speech was: "As you all know, I am a genius." I received exactly one vote, my own."

Tweet by me on november 3rd 2021 "Mario is not italian anymore, he's normal now"1 comment 4 likes

Cropped screenshot of Bladur's Game 3 showing a dialog option "3. [Intimidation] How about you live and let live and I let *you* live in return?"

Bladur Gate's 3 PC screenshot, fight to free Minthara in progress in Moonrise Prison but in the turn bar on top of the screen "Cerys level 6 Elthuran Scout" is present as a neutral character

Lee Majdoub with a santa hat holding two cats and smiling in the most adorable way ever

Crop of one of the 4chan post Elon fake persona made, "Elon is a father who gets lots of sex." is underlined by me.
The whole text shown reads "[...] the alternative right, neo nazis or purely hateful incels. Elon is a father who gets lots of sex. He will never stoop to the lows of anger and posting emotionally like a lot of people expect him to. HB1 existed before Trump, and it's [...]"

Long haired cat with head and tail peaking out of cat tree

Box art of FF CC Ring of Fates, it's a Nintendo DS game, two fantasy tweens on the cover, a blonde girl and a brunette boy, in the background faded illustration of the secondary character

Four panel scene of movie Glass Onion A knives Out mystery showing the big reveal, 1st panel Benoit Blanc says "it's so dumb", 2nd panel blonde white woman says "It's so dumb, it's brilliant!" 3rd panel back to Blanc "No !" 4th panel "It's just dumb!"

Bluesky infographic celebrating 10M users:
" #947,925 elder certificate bluesky first 10%"
"Cookie 🍪 @theystation.bsky.social joined Sep 10, 2023"

Same image as the quotted one but with one difference: bugs bunny getting ready to slap with a wood paddle the butt of an unsuspecting wolf disguising himself as a grandma, however in this version the picture has been edited so the paddle has "YAOI" printed on it

Meme of Cat on a roller coster taking a selfie, meme text reads "What the fuck" in all caps and "how is this possible" in smaller text roght below