thiiird person

@thiiirdperson.com

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he/them. songwriter and dad. sometime dad and songwriter. requesting assistance to feed my family at tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam.

weather app screenshot showing good air quality
morning sun shrouded in hazardous wildfire smoke
cover art for Painted From Memory, showing a black and white photo of the artists working on a song together
text message: “Transfem Jax makes Funnybunny yuri” is a sentence that would cause spontaneous combustion in a pilgrim, yet this revelation has swept over an entire community, defining a new era of indie animation.
"picture this we were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor" in generated Matrix font
The specific quote where Kamala Harris refers to herself as the "top cop" is:"I prosecuted everything from low level offenses to homicide. Elected first woman of color to be district attorney in the state of California in 2003 and I now stand before you as the top cop of the biggest state in the country, no offense Eric Schneiderman."Harris notably used this exact phrasing during her political career to highlight her extensive background as both the District Attorney of San Francisco and the Attorney General of California.
a grey and white cat curled up asleep
"The day the people understand this image everything changes" and it's a school of fish in the shape of a giant fish getting ready to put a shark in its mouth, but beyond that what happens is a mystery. I think the shark could get to the middle of the school and eat its way out. I think this is a bad visual metaphor. What about melting down a lot of little hammers to make one sledgehammer that can bust down a door?
Me, a large Black man with an unkempt beard, sitting in a chair and yapping.
me in a baseball cap and poomoji hoodie making an open mouthed face of mild concern
Epstein didn't kill himself, as the burger king logo
Carmy from The Bear, standing chefishly in his restaurant, flanked by other chefs in the background
Magolor from the Kirby games
black and white illustration of two spectral feet sinking through and distorting the ceiling of a room
AA sobriety coin but the sobriety counter in the middle is blank
Burnout 3, Chrono Trigger, Chime, Elden Ring, Super Mario Maker, Jet Set Radio, Dead Cells, Freddy's Rescue Roundup, Balatro.
Super Mario RPG, Katamari Damacy, Halo 2, Skies of Arcadia, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, Command and Conquer Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge, Super Mario World, Bubble Bobble, and Soul Calibur.
pombon the pokemon
NWA's Express Yourself
sunset through the leafless trees at the entrance to the beach in South Haven MI. snowy sand dunes have accumulated in the shallower part of the lake
pink sweatpants, brown Milwaukee brand beanie, and an audacious white button up tee with a huge chunky tropical floral print with black, pink, and green accents
Auntie Boy singing about being tired of being not Chinese
a jello cat that my kid drew on her ipad
butterfly man meme. the man is stephen miller. the butterfly is any Dem tweet. "is this insurrection?"
small dude and tall gal captioned "Gayest straight dynamic: Twink boy and intimidating/strong girl (Bonus points if the boy is shorter than the girl so he can be pinned against the wall"
Zohran sign font saying "Two for flinching"
DRAMA for YO MAMA in the style of ZOHRAN for NEW YORK
Roy's mugshot from The Office
the harvest moon rising above highway traffic
Rob and Big
me speaking to the camera for a tik tok describing the bit i call "tallbaby"
Selecting Hide Post For Me via the three dot menu on a post about AI slop
autism announcement
"autism life expectancy" search result: 'Furthermore, individuals with Autism generally succumb to health complications approximately 15 to 20 years earlier than the general population. Longitudinal studies that followed people with Autism for over 20 years found that the average life expectancy ranges between 39 years and 58 years.'
tiktoker @love_bigmama reacting to my charlie kirk joke
four sugar cookies fresh out of the oven. they have merged into two sugar continents.
grey kitten lying on a pillow next to a small black dog
decorative plate for sale that says "You're not really drinking alone if the kids are home"
cover of Alfredo depicts a bowl of fettuccine alfredo being puppeted marionette style by a black hand. the noodles are the strings
a sleeping grey and white kitten
highly saturated photo of my kid playing with a stick on the beach while wearing a mask at sunset. the sun casts her in silhouette and spills through the curls in her hair.
notable small talk hater Larry David with a speech bubble
he'll wizard skeet says "death to america". next in the feed, left at london says "lowkey same"
me holding my dad's grinning french bulldog and grinning
Magic Johnson
no results found for nathan fielder tulpa
white frostinged cupcake with nearly two dozen little candy eyes on it
dominos meme. "Trump learns he can do unilateral tariffs" is the small domino, "new Pope is a White Sox fan" is the big domino
tim heidecker at the on cinema oscar's with a time-advanced projection of his late son Tom Cruise Heidecker
it's 59 and cloudy in Sunnyvale, CA
thiiirdperson speaking into the camera for a tiktok
atlas statue holding up a round attorney office sign
a port-a-potty branded "Honey Bucket"
cabot creamery butter with sea salt
me in a black and gold BotW Zelda hat and gold vest with a tie dye t shirt on
jumbo celestial pack (from balatro)
my audioshare app playing through the waveform
the koala app, a sampler / sequencer, playing the beat with some manual stutter effects added
James Carville with a visage that scares Nosferatu
screencap of my audioshare app playing a song snippet