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The Aspiring Viktor Bout of Condom Bombs. "What America wants is a sexy blonde with the opinions of an old white man." - some guy I saw on tv.

Not far off from, Bill's instinct. 🤔
Rudy Giuliani "smokes cigars to relax."
Stephen Miller squeezing a boobie during the chaos that occurred during a suspected gunman attack at the WHCD. Unclear from the footage whether he got a boner.
Jane Deloris Vance explains, in his book, to Mamaw that he is gay. She sends him to his room to contemplate his interest in sucking dck.
The part in JD's book where he tells Mamaw that he is gay, and she sends him off to his room to dream about sucking dick for a living. Fast forward to having a trans best friend, and Peter theils cock in his hand during law school.
That bit in JD's book where he tells Mamaw he's gay. And she says, "booooy, no you ain't! Not in this house! Now go to your room and start day dreaming about sucking dick!"
$35 food order with $20 of fees for fcking delivery. God damned tech pirates.
Tuck in your shirt you fcking turd.
A meme showing how scenes from a campaign ad for some psychopath running for office GA, depicting fantastical imagery of what American life would look like under the absurd notion that the 1.3% of the U.S. population that is at all Muslim (no matter how progressive) will take over and impose Sharia law. These images are juxtaposed by images of present day America under its increasingly Christian-extremist leadership.
A meme showing how scenes from a campaign ad for some psychopath running for office GA, depicting fantastical imagery of what American life would look like under the absurd notion that the 1.3% of the U.S. population that is at all Muslim (no matter how progressive) will take over and impose Sharia law. These images are juxtaposed by images of present day America under its increasingly Christian-extremist leadership.
Another moronic tweet from T, or whoever weekend at Bernie's his account, in which he announces that the U.S. taxpayer will be insuring against any losses incurred by maritime commerce through the Strait of Hormuz due to war, political violence, expropriation, etc.
Rubio talking about some guy who came down from space, then just died because some other aholes down here on earth sinned. Unclear what a sin is or who defined it.
Map of subsea telecommunications cables and infrastructure and Iran and its proxies will soon be cutting in retaliation for U.S./Israeli attacks.
"I'm gunna punch you in the face." "You're gunna get in trouble." "Okay."
Ridiculous 30% fees attached to ordering food - before you tip the delivery person. Fcking insane.
Mamaw tempted a young and curious JD about the notion of having a dick in his mouth. He would soon explore that realm, and suddenly come into millions of dollars and a Mercedes lifestyle thanks to a certain, fellow homosexual, Peter Theil.
Checking with AI to see if we can, with her help, reinvent the economy by Easter.
Vance tells the world he is gay in his autobiography. Also his mamaw is afraid of penis.
After a conversation with Mamaw, JD has never been able to get the taste of dick out of his mouth.
Vance admitting to Mamaw that he be like totes gay.
Excerpt from JD's autobiography in which he is forced to reckon w his future and whether or not it includes the taste of penises in his mouth and marriages of convenience.
JD comes clean to Mamaw and ruminates on the idea of having a dick in his mouth.
JD telling Mamaw that he is gay and receiving the advice that if he just never puts it in his mouth and marries a brown woman, no one at the church will think twice; better if you can eventually divorce and replace brown for white.
Young JD takes pains to explain to is mamaw that he is gay. But mamaw prevents herself the vapors by explaining that the kid surely can't like the idea of dicks in his mouth. And so that's that. But, hey, one quick follow up: what are your thoughts on vagina, Jay? Vagina in the mouth -- yay or ney?
JD told Mamaw this was his "No Penis in the Mouth; Only in the Hands Tux."
A young JD Vance, after wanking in his bedroom to People Magazine articles of Donald Trump, emerges to discuss his sexuality with his beloved Mamaw.
Excerpt of memoir, in which Mamaw asks a young JD to contemplate the idea of having a penis in his mouth. Though the conversation had begun with JD expressing his emotional and physical draw to other young men, he determined that this sounded perhaps yucky, and...ipso facto...no longer gay-o.
Excerpt of JD describing how young JD told Mamaw that he was toats gay. But Mamaw was all like, "dick! Ya like tuh suck it!?!" And JD was all like, "erm, I dur nuh. That sounds kinda yucky like." And Mamaw was all like "see! I just cured yer gayness. Nah gone gyt! Ya fag."
Excerpt from JD Vance's own autobiography in which he tell Mamaw that he is gay. She convinces the young JD that since the idea of having a dick in his mouth is icky, he cannot be gay. And so...
Young, prudish JD, tries to tell his hick grandmother that he's gay. But since, at least until she mentioned it, the idea of a dick in his mouth seemed icky, he now had his forever cover story -- "No way! Not me. Dicks are icky."
Strange patch of hair that the U.S. Secretary of Defense has chosen to let grow near his ear.
Putin's dacha, soon to be rivaled by the Trump family compound.
Quote from Matt Dowd noting that Kirk was fomented hate and targeted youth with his rhetoric.
Email spam / scam from grifters in Trumps orbit. This one claims he was saved by God for some reason and that he is trying to get into heaven.
JD Vance admitting he is gay in his own book.
Hand IV
Big Balls daddy's popcorn brand, Lesser Evil, hidden on the store shelves.
Bot farm honey pot accounts posting near identical garbage posts about journalist, Jim Acosta.
Clip of back to back news articles. One noting Rep Tim Burchett's support for a rule banning congressional stock trading. The second, a report of him being kicked in the chest by a horse.
Vans boots to match the idiocy of the fake ice agents in their cosplay.
Snippet from the Wikipedia page of Parliamentarian, Elizabeth MacDonough. In which Sen. John Thune suggest she's, essentially, the tits.
How will Nat Gas producers benefit from a war with Iran?
Jd Vance is gay. His own words.
Jd Vance admits he's a fag.
JD Vance admitting in his own book to being a fag. With genuine apologies to the lgbtq+ community for my word choice. But in JD's case I hope youlll forgive me.
Big Balls' daddy's popcorn brand.
President trump sleeping in Riyadh before speech.
Putin extorting his oligarchs and seen here demanding his pen back for Derepaska
Putin extorting his oligarchs and demanding Deripaska give home his pen back.
Putin wrenching the oligarchs and neutering Derepaska in front of his cohort while demanding his pen back.
Can of Arrogant Bastard Ale
Trump tariff math explained by on Twitter by James Surowiecki
LesserEvil Popcorn produced by BigBalls Sr.