Chazz Basuta

@thisguise.wtf

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Screenshot of Wordle in discord with mini competing player word grids displayed about your grid
A box of sweet clementines with a prominent label. Sounds like "Sweet Caroline". That's the joke.
The furious kenji tanigaki general release date
A single freshly fallen green oak leaf that is yellowing at the tip and has a yellow midrib vein, laying on a bed of dead brown leaves. The green leaf it dotted all over in freshly fallen raindrops that are circular and varying in size.
Me interacting with a slop-coded interactive visualisation that illustrates the position of the sun on any given day behind the mysterious glowing stones I found in the woods and indicates when the effect occurs
2 stone tablets reminiscent of tombstones sit in the ground at the start of a woodland trail, one large and one small. The large stone contains embedded within it 2 glass stones that are glowing.
A blue portaloo sits alone in an empty field under a clear blue sky on a sunny day
A grey heron, wings spread, taking flight over a canal which is dotted with small lilies against a backdrop of by lush green reeds.
A wide aspect shot of a pine wood following an autumnal rain shower. A light mist hangs in the air catching crepuscular rays as they shoot through the canopy at 45º from the top right and illuminate the damp ochre ground and green, yellowing, and browning ferns in the foreground.
Aphids dance between skinny pine trunks, edge-lit by a low sun that is flooding through pine fronds above to illuminate some scrappy undergrowth that sits behind a mossy carpet of pine needles that is obscured by foreground bokeh
A high contrast black & white photo of a tree that looks incredibly climbable. The trunk forks close to the ground, with one bough at almost 45º. Both boughs fork after a few feet into thick lateral perches that ultimately sweep back up towards the canopy. The sun pierces the canopy, illuminating a patch of undergrowth beneath a perch.
A tight crop of the root flare of a tree that is carpeted in lush fuzzy moss and lit by a strong directional edge-light from the sun off on the right. Skinny tree trunks of stand leaning in a gentle cross-cross in the background, obscured by bokeh.
A screenshot showing newsletters in my inbox: Popbitch with Gregg Wallace gossip followed by Construction Physics detailing how water infrastructure works in the US
Call of Duty screenshot of a gun trained on a civilian with the caption "Hold LT to de-escalate civilians" reminiscent of a squadron of armed troops being sent as search & rescue first responders to a crash site in Alien: Earths 01e01
Screenshot showing 10 attempts at checkpoints in The Desert Perpetual raid in Destiny 2, finally getting a clear on the 11th session
A thick semicircle slice of watermelon sliced into thirds, the flesh looks (and is) extremely juicy
Richie from The Bear s04e02 steps towards the camera dramatically John-Wick-esque and dead serious asks “is this performative?”
A downpour of rain in the woods splashes over lush ferns in the foreground and straight pine trees in the background
A makeup artists touches up Nathan Fielder's face in a heavily distorted reflection as he stares off into the distance contemplating his life decisions
A woodland trail carpeted with pink and magenta blossom from trees in the foreground. The trail extends through a dark corridor of trees which is contrasted with where it ends— a small window of sun lit foliage.
Ratings for books I've read this year: 5/5 Exodus - Peter F. Hamilton 5/5 The Pine Barrens - John McPhee 3/5 The Practice, The Horizon, The Chain - Sofia Samatar 5/5 A Naked Singularity - Sergio de la Pava 5/5 Between Two Fires - Christopher Buehlman 5/5 Dune Messiah - Frank Herbert 5/5 The Hot Zone - Richard Preston 5/5 Axiomatic - Greg Egan
The lakeside filming location of Kenari from Andor. Slim, acutely angled, and crooked tree trunks curve towards the lake in front of a clear blue sky.
An angle grinder
(strong Scottish accent) Dis-gus-ting!!
Tony Gilroy. Absolute Cinema. Andor is back baby.
A carpet of periwinkle woodland forget-me-nots in sunny woodland surrounding a small tree stump in the distance
Screenshot of On Cloud's £25 per month subscription for running shoes
Chonky runner clad in glossy white armor
Screenshot of Wikipedia highlighting that principal photography on Avengers Doomsday is set to begin in early Aprilat Pinewood studios
A screenshot showing the tracklist for Solomun's Ultra Miami set where the vast majority of songs are unidentified
A screenshot of typographic styles for headings and body text that reads: Ronald McDonald Killed by The Hamburgular Police arrested the miscreant in the early hours of the morning following a violent altercation Witnesses recount a vicious attack Grimace to take over interim leadership duties The Hamburgular is currently awaiting trial Justice may yet prevail Catching a killer Police confirmed The Hamburgular has been arrested for first degree murder following the death of Ronald McDonald this morning. Witnesses shared clips of the violent scene that rocked McDonalds HQ in which Ronald McDonald is seen to be strangled with a comically large tie behind the collection counter. The attack was cut short when Grimace vaulted the counter with a steel chair, however paramedics were tragically unable to resuscitate Mr.McDonald pronouncing him dead at the scene at 01:36. Experts have criticised on-site facial recognition systems which failed to positively identify The Hamburgular upon entering the premises. One member of staff who asked to remain anonymous said “Bro wears a hat and a mask, why the fuck didn’t we install a computer vision system that can deal with that kind of variance”. $MCD took a steep dive when markets re-opened this morning but soon recovered following the news that Grimace would be stepping in resume leadership duties. Grimace gang 4 lyfe
A Toshiba TV with Gregg Wallace's face burned into the screen
An array of fluffy clouds in a pale blue sky, backlit with their edges glowing with rim light from the sun — reminiscent of the wallpaper in Andy's bedroom in Toy Story
Screenshot of me cancelling my Amazon Prime membership
An Apple Music notification for music recommendations from King Charles
A screenshot of a news reporter holding a mic with the caption “ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING”
A trail-side trench gutter filled with still water that is reflecting a blue sky and warm afternoon sun that is shining through trees and mossy banks that flank either side of it
A faded car tyre discarded in a canal. It floats in still water which is reflecting a vibrant blue sky and green trees.
Lyrics from JME - 96 Bars of Revenge Anyone that’s dissed my mum yeah, suck your dead great gran through your dad’s batty crease rudeboy
A small white foal in a sunny green field
Enamel pin of a parody Tesco carrier bag for a store called “Wank”
A muddy trail, submerged under 2-3 inches of water and flanked by thorn bushes. Superimposed with the meme “hello, it is me, I am under the water, please help me”
Playstation Network
Muting US politics
Tight crop of a tree trunk with a heavily twisted bark pattern, highlighted by the sunlight on the left edge
Screenshot of Dope Wars for Windows 95, showing a list of illegal drugs you can trade in various NY districts
Rose-ringed parakeet hanging out in some branches
Screenshot of Settings → Keyboard → Keyboard shortcuts → App shortcuts → All applications. Binding ⌘§ to summarise selected text.
Screenshot of reddit thread https://www.reddit.com/r/RunningCirclejerk/comments/1hwe3i3/has_our_joty_of_the_year_already_been_crowned/
Screenshot of dril tweet "turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
Photograph of a Doinkit®. NOT for babies.
A single small cloud floating in a clear pale blue sky behind some power lines, backed by a low orange sun
Miniature JME using telekinesis on model London Underground trains