Kate L

@thisiskatel.bsky.social

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I'll try again tomorrow

No Score Draws picture of Djed Spence swerving Partey's handshake
Lots of people saying things like "off you fuck Enzo."
Screenshot of https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cr5j14eyzm8t?post=asset%3A9ac54358-41c9-4472-ae9b-2368ffe6d290#post
No score draws world cup wall chart
Weather forecast for this week. Spoiler; it's hot.
You'll be shocked to hear, this is a photo of a glass of wine on a wooden toy cookie.
A pink winking rubber duck. As an extra bit of info, when I first got this duck it was in my bedroom, but I had to move it because it felt like it was watching me get undressed with a really pervy leer on its face.
Google result for Plymouth Brethren. Underneath the link it's got the usual website intro info ("We are a global Christian Community" etc), then two quick links to specific parts of the website. The first is "Way of life", the second is "Not a cult."
Screenshot of a google image search for Campos. Please don't make me describe them, I simply don't have the words. Let's just say they're eye catching.
Look, I try to add helpful alt text, but honestly, this strip defies words. It's of Mexican goalkeeper Jorge Campos, presumably taken during a game around 1992-96. His kit is perhaps best described as dayglo madness - pinks and yellows and greens, so bright they border on neon, and in sharp, angular designs. Some of the pink looks a little bit like lightning bolts, and it looks like it continues down from the shirt into the shorts (the shorts are exactly the same design). If the Fresh Prince of Bel Air saw him, he'd say it's a bit much (but in cool 90s lingo).
David Seaman in a garish England number. It's mainly red, with yellow and purple and orange and green and loads of tiny yellow writing.
Screenshot of a tweet from sky sports news, saying: BREAKING: Sky Sports News understands that no matter the result of today's appeal, this will be the end of the Spygate saga Neither the EFL or Southampton can take the case to the Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS), which means the decision taken for Southampton's appeal will be final
The "as it stands" table for council results from BBC. So far: Reform: 15 seats (up 15) Labour: 3 seats (down 15) LD: 2 (up 1) Con: 1 (down 2) Green: 1 (up 1) Independents: 0 (stayed the same)
From Twitter: Reform UK @reformparty uk May 4 Today we announce a new policy: In order to deport all illegal migrants in Britain, Reform will need to detain tens of thousands at a time. Migrants will not be able to leave these detention centres, and each will be held there a couple of weeks before being deported... Reply from Mark Watson @TheMarkWatson I read that as "Vote for us, because if you don't, we'll put an illegal migrants detention centre near you". It's these sorts of things that made me cancel my membership.
A photo of an urban river, with a massive (at least 2m high) plastic duck in the distance.
An alert from DeadlineDayLive. Picture of Mason Greenwood, then the text: Paris Saint-Germain, Juventus and Atlético Madrid are all showing interest in Mason Greenwood ahead of the summer window. Marseille are demanding a fee in the region of $82M-$99M, with Manchester United holding a 50% sell-on clause.... Full post
Screenshot from the wall chart showing Kylian Mbappe, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min (doing his goal celebration), Lionel Messi, and Luis Dias
Raúl Jiménez
Screenshot from the link mentioned in the quoted skeet. 1. Burger King FREE Whopper 2. Franco Manca FREE pizza 3. Lush FREE shower jelly & massage balm 4. Itsu FREE chicken or vegetable gyoza 5. Cutter & Squidge FREE brownie 6. Lola's cupcakes FREE mini cupcakes 7. The Real Greek FREE Souvlaki Grill Plate 8. Greene King pubs FREE drink 9. The Ivy 'free' glass of fizz 10. FREE travel on London Tube, Overground, buses & some trains 11. BOX Bar FREE pint of Jubel 12. Grind FREE pint or a Margarita 13. BrewDog FREE pint of beer 14. Côte Brasserie 'free' burger & fries
A parcel on an unidentifiable bit of road or pavement, along with some feet. Entertainingly, when I did an image search on it, google said "this appears to be a picture of an evri delivery fail." You got that right google!
Huge fuck off bruise on my shoulder, with a lighter bit in the middle which looks like a doodle of a cock and balls. Exactly like the messages say really.
Club whatsapp confirming De Zerbi
Email to all the addresses in previous skeet. Subject: No to De Zerbi I have been a club member for about 20 years. Please note I intend to cancel this if De Zerbi is appointed. I will no longer feel my safety is assured at the stadium. Thanks, Kate
Ange Postecoglou, wearing a medal and lifting the Scottish Prem Cup, while managing Celtic.
Collection of tat. It's really not worth lising it all, but it includes an oyster card, a bunch of hair pins, 3 brightly coloured agate slices, a load of temporary tattoos, and a stone.
A yellow fire hydrant sign (with a big H and some numbers on it) on a gate by a fence, with a white child's white scarf draped over it. To my eye, the scarf looks a bit like a judge's wig.
A sign in a toilet (toilet room, not literally *in* the toilet): Important Notice Please do not flush any other products, apart from toilet paper, down this toilet. Thank you.
Screenshot from BBC Sport. Text: headline says "Chelsea and West Ham fined over 'mass confrontation' " Image description text says "Todibo clashes with Joao Pedro during West Ham's defeat by Chelsea in January" Image is a photo of Todibo with his hands round Joao Pedro's neck, looking like he's about to strangle him, with a load of delighted-looking fans behind them - all smiling, some looking a bit shocked (but still smiling), one filming it on his phone.
Vicario Palhinha-Drăgușin-van de Ven Gray-Gallagher-Sarr-Bissouma-Spence Kolo Muani-Simons
Political Commentary: He has expressed support for Brexit and commended Boris Johnson's leadership. He previously commented on Liz Truss's credibility and advised that the media should ease pressure on Keir Starmer.
Close up of Trump's face. If I didn't know who it was, I'd say it's a senile man in a care home celebrating his 100th birthday.
A bag of currants folded, so you can only see the "cu/nts" bits of the word currants
Player Position Age at Signin Elisha Sowunmi FW 18 Souza LB 19 Conor Gallagher MF 25 Mason Melia ST 18 Randal Kolo Muani ST 26 Xavi Simons AM 22 João Palhinha DM 30 Mohammed Kudus RW/AM 24 Kõta Takai CB 20 Luka Vušković CB 18
Spurs to complete first signing of deadline day? Sami Mokbel BBC Sport Senior football correspondent Tottenham are set to sign Hearts teenage striker James Wilson on an initial loan deal. Arsenal were in talks with Hearts over a move for the 18-year-old in a deal that was effectively a six-month trial. But Wilson has agreed to join Spurs in a deal that includes an option to buy at the end of the season.
It's the last sentence of the statement in the quoted message: Although the Party would be confident of retaining the mayoralty, the NEC could not put Labour's control of Greater Manchester at any risk.
From Google search page: People also ask How many viewers did the Qatar World Cup have? Total reach of Final between France v Argentina was the highest ever with 1.42 billion viewers. Average global live audience of FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 was 175 million viewers. https://inside.fifa.com Audience Report: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™ How many people watched the 2018 FIFA World Cup? A combined 3.572 billion viewers - more than half of the global population aged four and over - tuned in to world football's ultimate competition, according to audience data for official broadcast coverage of the 2018 FIFA World Cup. 21 Dec 2018 https://inside.fifa.com
Top half of the Champions League table, Spurs in *5th*!!
Screenshot of Bodø/Glimt vs Man City score at 29 mins. Bodø/Glimt: 2 ‐ 0 :Manchester City
Dog trying to get through a hole in a wall it definitely can't fit through. You can see its face and one paw, it looks delighted with itself.
Two tweets from @lauralexx: 1. Sometimes therapy just blows my world wide open. Today's revelation: some people just like themselves. They wander around all day just thinking "I'm fine". he's like "why don't you like yourself?" and I think "I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE MEANT TO" 2. Why do people do things if it's not to cover up the faint whiff of demon about themselves? Some people are just doing things because they think it'll be fun or cool or interesting, it's not all a tower of cards trying to avoid being themselves. mind blowing.
Screenshot of text from an article on the Guardian website: The Trump administration has released updated dietary guidelines for Americans on Wednesday that emphasize eating whole and minimally processed foods, scaling back refined carbohydrates, and "declaring war" on added sugars. The recommendations encourage "prioritizing high-quality protein, healthy fats, fruits, vegetables and whole grains"
Tweet from @jegaevi on the same date: Note to self: don't ever say "my sweet summer child" ever again.
A pack of Cathedral City "Our Cheesy Hash Brown Pockets"
Christmas 2024 league table. Spurs in 11th with 23 points and GD of +14.
Information about a gloriously terrible-looking Chinese film called Water Monster. Includes: "Overview When a sinister water creature emerges to go on a killing spree, a young man must gather the villagers to defend their lives and loved ones."
A basket of random shit from a food cupboard, with a half empty bag of currants in the centre. The bag has been folded closed, the fold runs down the middle so you can't see the "rra" in currants, just the cu then nts.
A Spotify screenshot, showing "How Long" by Ace is currently playing.
Screenshot from the live stream. It shows some of a very tired Horne Section on the top floor of an open top bus.
One each of Friday, Saturday, and Monday socks with the Spurs crest on them. They're mainly black, with the heel, toe, crest and day of the week in colour. The colour on Friday's is orange, Saturday's is grey, and Monday's is light blue (omg, it's Blue Monday! I've only just got that!)
Drunk Brennan Johnson celebrating 2025 Europa League cup win, climbing on a fence despite undoubtedly having already told been told to get down by security.
Arsenal team photo from last year, but edited so they're all in bridesmaid dresses and holding flowers.
Quote from the website in the quoted skeet: He said the court had not directed Mr Burke to refer to a pupil by a new pronoun or to do or say anything that might conflict with his religious beliefs. The judge said Mr Burke had not been imprisoned or fined for his views on transgender issues, which he was perfectly entitled to have and to articulate. He said the court had simply directed that Mr Burke must not trespass on school premises as he had been dismissed from his position for gross misconduct. The judge said this distinction was not difficult to understand and any of Mr Burke's students from Transition Year up would understand it.
A panto press photo, with 7 men in huge and flamboyant drag, and Churchill the "ooooooh yes!" dog
East Fife 4, Forfar 5