Sarah Lindsay

@thistleflat.bsky.social

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Co. Durham crafter of hand stitched creations for the moderately rebellious and generally irritated woman. Book lover. Fuelled by social injustice and menopausal spite ThistleflatCrafts.com

Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Teamwork is essential, You might need someone else to blame featuring a handwrapped hoop styled with books and a vase on a white bookshelf – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Completed cross stitch in a white frame saying 'Please step back. You're setting off my bullshit detector' Threads are dark blue and green
4 inch embroidery hoop in multicoloured letters saying 'Seriously, stop wasting my time!'
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Rage consumes me' featuring grumpy cat, styled with mug an scissors on a rustic wooden background – handmade snarky embroidery wall art.
Cross stitch picture saying 'If I'm reading you know I'm not listening, right?' With bookshelf of brightly coloured books and a plant
Work in progress cross stitch saying 'If I'm reading you know I'm not listening, right?' using light pink and sage green threads
Cross stitch work in progress saying 'you know I'm not listening' in light pink and sage green threads
Completed 9 inch embroidery hoop saying 'Today I choose joy (which is then scribbled out with the word 'vengeance' added. Has a pretty flower and vine border
Small cross stitch work in progress showing the text 'Oh ducking hell autocorrect!' Decorate with a small devil duck in red thread
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'I'm sexy and I sew it', styled with a mug, embroidery thread and scissors on a rustic wooden background - handmade funny embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Today I'm feeling a bit meh. Please adjust your expectations accordingly featuring colourful threads and flower and vine border, styled with cactus and pens on a wooden rustic background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Oh no! I've accidentally seized the wrong day!' featuring bright colours and flower border styled with a mug, glasses and pens on a rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading Out of my way! I've got shit to do' featuring a hand wrapped hoop, styled with a mug, glasses and pens on rustic wooden background – handmade funny embroidery wall art
9 inch embroidery hoop with the hand sewn text 'This killing with kindness is taking much longer than I'd anticipated' in multicoloured threads, with a flower and vine border in blues and browns
Cross stitch piece displayed on a mini canvas and easel. Says 'I'll be nicer when you stop being a twat' in bright pink and green threads with small flower border to left and right of the text
Handmade cross stitch in a 6 inch hoop saying 'Warning! Menopause in progress'
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Fuck this' featuring jewel colours and a flower border, styled with mug, embroidery threads and scissors on rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Rage consumes me' featuring grumpy cat, styled with mug an scissors on a rustic wooden background – handmade snarky embroidery wall art.
Front cover of this month's free pattern 'Oh, ducking hell autocorrect!' decorated with tiny devil duck in red and black
small unfinished cross stitch saying 'I cannot be arsed' in multiple bright colour threads
Mini cross stitch piece saying 'Take my advice. It's not like I ever use it...'
Completed cross stitch saying 'I have no idea what I'm doing' in dark red thread with ornate border in blue, pink, yellow and dark red
4 inch embroidery hoop in multicoloured letters saying 'Seriously, stop wasting my time!'
Completed cross stitch saying 'B is for...burn it all down' decorated with flames
Mini cross stitch in dark blue thread saying 'Show those fuckers what you're made of' with a border of tint colourful flowers
Completed cross stitch in 9 inch hoop saying 'Today I choose joy (with joy scribbled out)...vengeance' Come in a flower and vine border and is in blues, pinks and oranges
Mini cross stitch wip in multiple colourful threads saying 'Chuck it in the fuck it bucket'
Mini colourful cross stitch saying 'I do what I want...just much slower now'
Small multicoloured cross stitch saying 'What the fuck is going on?!'
Small 3 inch cross stitch that says 'Fear me in purple and dark red stitching with a blackwork flower border
Small 2 x 2" piece of aida with the quote back stitched in bright pink and turquoise 'Calm down brain. We're making shit up again'
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'I'm not everyone's cup of tea. But I drink coffee so fuck them' featuring cute but grumpy cup of tea, styled with and plant and a mug on a rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Completed 9 inch embroidery hoop saying 'Today I choose joy (which is then scribbled out with the word 'vengeance' added. Has a pretty flower and vine border
Completed cross stitch with the text 'Do I have to?' in blue thread with small red and green flowers in a light blue frame.
Completed cross stitch in a white frame saying 'I refuse to age 'gracefully'' The frame is embellished with handmade crochet flowers
Completed cross stitch in a white frame saying 'Please step back. You're setting off my bullshit detector' Threads are dark blue and green
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'I'm sexy and I sew it', styled with a mug, embroidery thread and scissors on a rustic wooden background - handmade funny embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Rage consumes me' featuring grumpy cat, styled with mug an scissors on a rustic wooden background – handmade snarky embroidery wall art.
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'I'm not everyone's cup of tea. But I drink coffee so fuck them' featuring cute but grumpy cup of tea, styled with and plant and a mug on a rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Cute bee cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Bee all feisty & shit' styled with colourful threads, scissors and a houseplant on a rustic background – handmade humorous embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading Out of my way! I've got shit to do' featuring a hand wrapped hoop, styled with a mug, glasses and pens on rustic wooden background – handmade funny embroidery wall art
Pattern keeper shows the number of stitches done in a day - 77, against the total number of stitches in the piece - 202500, which comes out at 0.04% completed
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Teamwork is essential, You might need someone else to blame featuring a handwrapped hoop styled with books and a vase on a white bookshelf – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'C is for caffeinated' featuring cute pink smiling coffee cup, styled with a plant on rustic wooden background – handmade snarky embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'I'm not everyone's cup of tea. But I drink coffee so fuck them' featuring cute but grumpy cup of tea, styled with and plant and a mug on a rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Fuck this' featuring jewel colours and a flower border, styled with mug, embroidery threads and scissors on rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'C is for caffeinated' featuring cute pink smiling coffee cup, styled with a plant on rustic wooden background – handmade snarky embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Oh no! I've accidentally seized the wrong day!' featuring bright colours and flower border styled with a mug, glasses and pens on a rustic wooden background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'Today I'm feeling a bit meh. Please adjust your expectations accordingly featuring colourful threads and flower and vine border, styled with cactus and pens on a wooden rustic background – handmade sarcastic embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading Out of my way! I've got shit to do' featuring a hand wrapped hoop, styled with a mug, glasses and pens on rustic wooden background – handmade funny embroidery wall art
Funny cross stitch in wooden hoop reading 'C is for caffeinated' featuring cute pink smiling coffee cup, styled with a plant on rustic wooden background – handmade snarky embroidery wall art