Thomas Kyle-Milward

@thomaskmilward.bsky.social

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Washington state employee. Oregon grad. Wildfire. Local 443. Shop steward. Former journalist. Sports: Colts, Arsenal, SA Spurs, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hobbies: fantasy football, dynasty, hoops, sports betting

Michael Pittman's first three years as a full-time player in Indy, when he averaged 99 catches, 1,050 yards and 5 touchdowns a season.
A Large Fire incident map of Washington and Oregon that shows 45 large, uncontained costly fires currently burning in the Northwest Region
Get In, Loser meme from Mean Girls, but with "the humanities are back" as the lower text
European officials said that one factor appeared to be a reluctance among senior Russian officials to share bad news with Putin. “People just missed it,” one European official said. “Even if someone warned about it, it didn’t reach people high up. It’s been the same thing since the beginning of the war, but now the pain is bigger.”
A poster of Tim Duncan hanging on the wall of my 5- and 3 year-old sons' bedroom.
Scoreboard showing the Spurs leading 76-49 despite the Knicks attempting 23 free throws to the Spurs' six
Text that reads "Luke with a LeBron in the Finals block, holy fuck"
Arsenal trophy lift on the tv, my oldest son and I celebrating in front
Kenyon Sadiq, selected with the 1.07 - the only first-round pick i ended up using in 2026 across my 12 leagues.
Singleton at 2.10, Claiborne at 4.08, Bryce Lance at 4.07.
Skyler Bell at 3.04, Ja'Kobi Lane at 3.05, Bryce Lance at 4.03, Caleb Douglas at 4.05, Cole Payton at 5.02, Matthew Hibner at 5.04.
I drafted Skyler Bell with the 3.04 and Ja'Kobi Lane with the 3.05.
Just purchased tickets to see the Spurs play the Blazers - the image is of my "order confirmed" email from StubHub
The 2024 Ohio State Buckeyes standing with Trump and Vance at the White House after winning the national championship. A red circle is drawn around Treveyon Henderson, who is smiling and appearing to have a great time hanging out with the pedo prez.
A post from me, dated three days ago, that reads "Reminder - rostering Broncos with Payton at the wheel is Actually Bad. Lil Jordan and McLaughlin will be pissing you off all season." The post quotes a news item that Jaleel McLaughlin signed a 1-year deal in Denver.
Image showing that I have a 41 percent ownership share of James Conner across my dynasty leagues
Me holding an aging shoe - it's the Dame 8, Young Dolla collarway.
A dynasty fantasy football trade has been completed. On one side, I am acquiring Xavier Worthy. On the other side, I am sending a projected mid 2027 second round pick.
A graphic of Kenny Walker smiling with "Super Bowl LX MVP" under him, with another, smaller photo of him doing an approximation of the Heisman pose
Left side: projected early '27 first, '27 2nd, '28 2nd Right side: Rome Odunze, '26 3.07, '28 3rd
Boutte scores a touchdown and drops the ball to celebrate with his team, this is definitely a touchdown I'm just making Bills-Broncos jokes
A screen grab of Josh Jacobs' points in Week 16 (4.8) and Week 17 (1.3), effectively eliminating his fantasy managers in either the semifinals or final.
My team loses by 0.65 points after Kittle leaves the game with an ankle injury.
Screen grab of me sharing in Discord two tweets from Darren Urban on Nov. 1 that detailed Gannon saying that Jacoby would start but Kyler could "have a role" depending on practice with some commentary from me that this was Kyler getting shadow-benched for the rest of the season.
Two pans of vegetarian stuffing, using an old family recipe.
Andrew Luck trying to do an interview after a Stanford scoop and score, veins popping out on his neck as he gives in to the carnal joys of football.
A screen grab of my previous tweets recording classic Mario Cristobal choke moments with his ridiculous catchphrase upon leaving to take the Miami job: "It's a Cane thing, you wouldn't understand."
A screenshot of the TV broadcast showing Harry and Meghan in attendance for Game 4 wearing brand-new Dodgers gear and looking mildly confused as to why their publicist schemed this up.
My winning bids on Tyrod ($45 faab) and Andy Dalton ($15 faab).
The Seattle kicker scored only 9 points, allowing me to hang on and win by 2.58 points in a redraft league
Screengrab of the Sportsmax Jets sketch from SNL
A screengrab of a dynasty trade from 2023 when I sent Josh Dobbs and acquired a '25 2nd and two '24 3rds. Dobbs had played just a couple games for the Vikings due to injury and was very bad for his new manager after the trade.
After talking mad shit about the cat, the dog is caught in the act by the sword-wielding cat.
Daniels, CMC, Harrison, Thomas, McBride, Ridley, J-mo, Vikings Defense
Williams, Hampton, Walker, Lamb, Nabers, Kraft, London, Worthy, Butker
A tweet wondering if Vele was going to make the Broncos roster to which alleged Denver Broncos insider and general obnoxious internet blowhard Benjamin Allbright replies scathingly: "zero. Zero danger (of not making the roster). He is literally a starting WR."
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- — Travis Hunter’s professional debut included 10 snaps on offense, eight on defense and no highlights.
Complex Incident Management Team 8 team photo from the Hope Fire.
I pet a very good boy
Ridge the Therapy Dog
"Their sneering contempt for AC is just mass death for poor people."
"This is satisfying an obvious fetish for sneering at poor people, but also it is a classic example of the weird Euro-Puritanism about AC, which is a miniscule carbon emitter compared to fas heating, data centers, cheap air travel or cars. It's such a weird, elitist thing to focus on."
Thierry Henry
Tim Duncan
Image of Red Faction 2 Playstation game cover art
Storm-Liberty in Seattle on Sunday night.
Side 1: Kittle, 2027 first round pick Side 2: LaPorta, Guerendo, 2026 second round pick
"If you can financially afford to go to a protest every day, you are a different person than most people in my community," said Washington Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
Screegrab showing I have a 70 percent ownership share of Dylan Sampson.
My wife declaring that there needs to be a height requirement on lifted trucks because "short men are ruining a lot of things right now."
Denzel throat punch in He Got Game
I sent the 1.10 and a 2026 first for Josh Jacobs and a 2027 first.
Egbuka 2.3 Burden 2.7 Higgins 2.8 Bech 3.3
Someone upset about the consequences of not participating in "lesser of two evils" politics
Musk: we need to shift people from low to negative productivity jobs in government to high productivity jobs in manufacturing (as well as mining and refining of materials)
A close up screengrab of a fox news anchor who looks to be staring blankly into the void
Neville chamberlain strutting along in a bowler hat
Sent Christian Kirk and the 3.05 (4.01 equivalent) for the 2.05 (2.09 equivalent) in a 16-man league.
A screengrab showing my 44 percent ownership share in Brenton Strange, Jacksonville TE.
Pickup truck painted with pride flag, trans flag