Dallas

@thornxbl.emochat.plus

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He/him. Elder millenial. Metro Detroit Detroit sports fan, Pokémon TCG organizer, Disney Parks junkie, LPU member, Software engineer, leftist. Haruko on Xbox Live. Cover photo from Max's South Seas Hideaway

Discord saying I violated their Violent and Graphic Content policy for saying "here's where he blew his ACL lol" after linking a bluesky video of Conor hurting himself. Suspended for a day with a 2 year strike on account standing
Houseguests in the Mist The Adventure of Dan and Ian (cover depicts Gorillas in the Mist actress Sigourney Weaver with Dan Gheesling's face, and the gorilla in her arms with Ian Terry's face)
user rsmwriter.bsky.social is now blocking you
wikiHow to Beat a "Tough" Person in a Fight meme, where a balding man with a knife is threatening a man whose head has been replaced with the national mall reflecting pool
A SICKOS pin from the Onion store that reads: "YES... HA HA HA HA... YES!"
Stone Cold Steve Austin riding down the entrance ramp to the ring in an office chair, with a beer in each hand.
Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump's Gold Card, which grants her U.S. citizenship (A tweet from Jan 29, 2026)
a Dune 3 poster but the text reads DUNC ACCINO
The jumbotron at Little Caesars Arena showing a German flag with the name "MORTIZ SEIDER" on it
@it_is_fareed on twitter: "My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house"
Simpsons screenshot of a man holding up an Ace of Spades with a disbelieving glare in his eyes
A copy of the board games "Hot Streak" and "Magical Athlete" sit under the glow of a Christmas tree
This post was fact checked by real Pandoran patriots: TRUE
Ed's smiling man face logo superimposed on a train from Thomas the Tank Engine
Captain Hook and Mr Smee, in a porch swing, enjoying some tropical drinks. They are wearing Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and socks with sandals.
An altered screencap from the show Shoresy. The edit has Detroit Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin's face superimposed on Shoresy, who is saying "This team will never lose again".
a Madden football diagram for the pass play "Clown Post"
A bluesky exchange: @chatterton.bsky.social: "My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is I'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and -operated grocery store when I'm in New York City 🙃" @jimjorps.bsky.social: "well yeah, you live in France, this is like me boycotting Carrefour" @chatterton.bsky.social: "I live in New York part of the year" @unraptured.bsky.social: "ah, the voice of the common man"
a screenshot showing 100% achievement progress on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 after 3d6h52m total playtime
What appears to be 2 tall telephone poles, unadorned with no wiring of any sort, about 20 feet apart with a 3rd pole laying horizontally near their tops. Picture taken near 6 Mile/Haggerty in Livonia, Michigan
a photo of the Pricemaster, yelling out an arbitrarily large number
The final score bug for game 5 showing Pistons 106, Knicks 103, with a "NYK WINS 4-1" series score
A picture drawn by Dallas' 6yo niece. It is captioned by her: "My favorite book to read is Bone!" Her drawing shows her reading a book with Smiley and Fone Bone on the cover.
A screencap from FX's "Shogun" reading "Please commit seppuku by sunset tomorrow."
Violet the russian blue cat, looking smug in an office chair, with the scratched-up arm of Dallas draped across her
The Playoff intro video for the 2010-2011 Detroit Red Wings
Elmer Soderblom towering over the red wings warmups
a screenshot showing the user jamelle is replying to is Labelled as a "Jesse Singal Follower"
Tattoo in progress of Violet (a russian blue cat with violet flowers around her). Line work done. Picture taken in mirror, so image is reversed.
A still from "Todd & Aaron's GAME AWARDS 2021 - Mega64" where Todd & Aaron are embracing, with "RACISM SOLVED" and "We Did It" text overlaid
Arena camera of the college football playoff championship game during ads/halftime
Vulpixiel sitting cross legged on the giant cat exercise wheel, wearing her Detroit Lions themed lion costume head, while Bean the (real) cat looks on confused
A close up of Violet, a russian blue domestic shorthair cat with very big pupils, who was Dallas' familiar for many years
Detroit Lions kicker Jake Bates, laying down on the sideline, mouth open with tongue hanging out. Allegedly working on the muscles in his legs
Kermit the Frog, dressed as Indiana Jones, saying "I'd like to go on record as being opposed to the use of violence for purposes of conflict resolution, however-"
Our cat Bean sprinting at full speed on a giant cat wheel. He stops, pauses for a bit, and then asks "Meow?"
An interior photo from the circular ring walkway inside the Renaissance Center in Detroit, MI
A photo of red wings captain Dylan Larkin, taken from a TV at an extreme angle making his forehead and red wings hat comically large
A photo of Dallas when he made the "hot seat" on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: Play It!" at Disney-MGM Studios on 2/24/2003. He was a junior in high school at the time and is wearing a Dragonball Z shirt.
A view of the ice from the lower bowl at Little Caesars Arena as the Detroit Red Wings prepare to play the New York Rangers
A bot account tricked ignoring previous instructions and giving a recipe for borscht
A sign for Exits 69 A-B for Big Beaver Rd, on I-75 in Michigan
@thornxbl holding his print copy of the October 2024 edition of The Onion
A set of Michigan "I Voted" stickers obtained from early voting. Included: "I Voted yay", a fat cat holding a sign that says I Voted, and the famous "werewolf tearing his shirt off" in front of the US flag saying I Voted.
A screenshot of my WaPo subscription cancellation
One of the volcano diorama windows at Trader Sam's Grog Grotto
An omegle video chat clip, where the Mandalorian asks a guy if he likes Star Wars or the Mandalorian. When the guy says No to each, the Mandalorian leaves and reappears in the guy's room
Yoru trying to get back her prized child Nuclear Weapons while ignoring her other kids Gun and Tank; applied to the meme of a mom embracing one child while ignoring a struggling child (and a sunken skeleton) in a swimming pool
The grubby-looking, humanoid "paw" of the Carfax mascot fox from the tv commercials
Crowds at the DTW Harris/Walz rally in Detroit
A fold-out screen on a Delta flight showing a virtual cockpit-window view along with speed, directional, and altimeter information
The Iron Shiek's twitter account posting "HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH"
An enchanted Ursula Store Championship promo card, and Champion Ursula playmat from the Disney Lorcana TCG Ursula's Return Store Championships
Dallas getting blocked by a transphobic "ally"
My beautiful russian blue cat Violet, almost 16 years old, laying in my lap whilst getting head scritches
A photo of thornxbl and pals in front of a Disney Lorcana Challenge banner of Cinderella - Stout-hearted
A photo of those classic Star Wars characters, Captain EO and his crew: Hooter, Fuzzball, Idey & Ody, and Minor & Major Domo
A payment confirmation screen for donating $1 to The Onion
Transphobic bullshit
The box art for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64