Lexi

@thoumstdve.bsky.social

605 Followers 1010 Following

🇵🇸 26 she/her gorgeous transsexual, DIY advocate

Blue Whale Sperm Length Blue whale sperm measure up to about 5.8cm (2.3 inches) long.
a photograph outside the Victorian parliament of a "terf" rally. there are like, four people there. losers, all
a screenshot of google maps, cropped to a location pinned in purple, labeled "Gay Head Light"
"Australia mentioned" meme. white anime girl wearing green and HD australian sports hoodie, akubra with corks hanging from brim, VB in one hand, Vegemite in other, Bluey's dad on upper right and magpie swooping in upper left. Sydney opera house is in background.
a screenshot of text from When You Fell From Heaven Chapter 34 by Alyson Greaves. the text reads: To: maxg85@aol.com From: alice.peterson.1982@minusnet.co.uk Subject: re: re: re: re: re: so got something I want to tell you rofl youre already a sarky bitch knew i liked you
heavy from meet the heavy with a speech bubble to make it appear that he's saying the words "money is fake. but jokes? jokes are real"
heavy from meet the heavy laughing. he is blurry
Dr house being intentionally dense and saying "huh????" to Dr cuddy
a screenshot of a paragraph from the wikipedia page for The Hangover 2. it reads: "The film has also been criticized for its portrayal of trans women. In the film, Stu finds out that, while drunk the previous night, he had sex with a trans woman. He reacts with shock and disgust and he calls the woman a "man with boobies"."
a twitter post by @normal_now it reads: "Prosecutor: You smoke good, correct? Me: yes. P: fire? Me: No -- reggie. Nothing above mids. P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "I am absolutely gone off that loud"? M: I consider mids loud. I get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit. P: I see."
an anime woman decked out in all australian souvenir clothing, holding Australian beer and Vegemite, getting swooped by a magpie in front of the Sydney opera house. the meme text reads "AUSTRALIA MENTIONED"
post by bluesky user The Cybersmith it reads: "Hotter Take: yes, he was. Hitler at least took SOME responsibility for his actions in the end, Stalin didn't. Stalin's reaction when he learned Beria was alone with his daughter proves he knew what kind of man Beria was, he cannot claim ignorance of any of it."
image from the watchmen comic of Dr. Manhattan disintegrating a guy
writing on a bin lid that reads "we heart Alexandra"
a screenshot of the text file/ASCII version of pghrt.diy it has a large ASCII artwork of an analogous clock
screenshot of a reedit post from /r/trans that reads: "Finally going through a hormone readiness assessment :P Iv (sic) been wanting to go on estrogen for years now but couldn't sooner bc I was recovering from an Ed. I'm a lot better now and feel so hopeful! been on spironolactone for I believe over a year now but it hasn't been doing much. I'm so happy bc there's actually a chance can go on e :3"
the same meme as above. it reads "I gave you all the clues" in a child-like script. the drawing of a person (or maybe snowman) underneath has been replaced with one of Katie's shitty clock drawings
the cover of the book All The Way BH Alyson Greaves. it features a young woman, lit in brightly contrasting red and blue, blowing confetti out of her hands.
an extremely blurry image of 9news presenter tom steinfort (I think). he is grimacing in a very strange way for a news promo
"I promise that, whatever is to come, you'll weather it better if you let yourself become someone you want to protect."
"My love for others got in the way of my hatred for myself."
an image of a rat called neil. he looks like he's playing on a small rainbow toy piano. the photo has a caption in the image that reads "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"
three transpobes holding transphobic signs
david Brant from the "it ain't much but its honest work" meme
a boxer sits down drinking from a water bottle. he says "damn, penis got hands"
the "get ready to learn Chinese, buddy" meme but instead it says "get ready to learn Arabic buddy"
Burt Reynolds as jack horner in boogie nights (1997), watching a take of a porn film he is directing.
a bottle of Japanese cooking wine called hon mirin
a frame from 'meet the spy' blue scout is standing on the left, covered in blood spatter and looking shocked and concerned. blue heavy is standing right, covered in blood spatter and looking confused. blue soldier is standing middle, converted in blood spatter. he is racking his shotgun and looking pleased with himself. he has, however, just fucked up real bad.
a photograph taken from a drone of two people standing in a backyard. the person on the left has just thrown a bottle of great northern beer at the drone, and the bottle is clearly visible in the frame as it approaches. the person on the right has their arm pulled back in the windup of throwing probably a second beer bottle. the beer being Australian tells me that these are two bogans (like rednecks/chavs but so much more funny)
a text sent to me. the name is blanked out and the profile picture is replaced by the dog emoji bitings its lip. the text reads "really could've been an email" the text has one laugh react
4th ANNUAL MIRA BELLWETHER BUY A TRANS WOMAN A PIZZA DAY (or other food of her choice) TUESDAY MARCH 31ST HONOR MIRA BELLWETHER'S BIRTHDAY Treat A Trans Woman 1. ASK WHAT SHE'D LIKE 2. ORDER OR SEND CASH 3. CELEBRATE!
4th annual Mira Bellwether buy a trans woman a pizza day (or other food of her choice) Tuesday March 31st honour Mira Bellwether's birthday treat a trans woman 1. ask what she'd like 2. order or send cash 3. celebrate!
a screenshot of a Tumblr post by user sexhaver. it reads: "you walk up to a robogirl at a bar and fumble your way through a pickup line about wanting to get caught in her pinch points and she tilts her head a little and waits before saying anything and you think she didn't hear you but she was actually taking a picture of your face, overlaying this over it, and sending it to her group chat with all the other robogirls in your city" the attached image is the logo of the animated children's television show "cyberchase"
a meme. the text reads "Australia mentioned". an anime girl is cheering and holding a VB beer and har of Vegemite. she is wearing a cork hat and Australia hoodie. there are other Australian things too
a photo of a cafe's front step. just off the step is an open can of white monster
it's the same graph as above but reposted by Instagram account @ts_emilystone
a screenshot of a paragraph from the essay 'Fear of the Trans Child' by Merritt K. it reads "As I’ve seen the rhetorical and legal attacks on trans kids explode over the past few years, my stance on some issues has shifted. Previously, I believed that some measure of supervision or medical gatekeeping was a positive thing for those seeking transition. I now realize what a cucked perspective that was."
a loaf of gluten free bread dough, before being baked. it is sitting on a sheet of baking paper and has five diagonal score marks across its top.
a meme format in 5 panels it is exceedingly shittily edited and extremely jpeg compressed frog: mom can I have 10,000 words mom: for a numbered chapter? frog: yeeeeess.. frog (with bowl of soup): actually writes an interlude like a boss frog (walking towards bowl of soup): hahaha interlude time
a screenshot from the lord of the rings. pippin is messing with the skeleton of a dwarf. he is about to knock it down a well and alert the horses of orcs, goblins, trolls, and a fucking balrog to the presence of the fellowship.
a oval shaped loaf of bread on a cooling rack. it is medium brown and scored diagonally. you wouldn't even know from looking that it's gluten free
screenshot from the film 'Inglorious Basterds'. a character is holding up three fingers (index, middle, ring) and a nazi is stating at them smugly, because it's given away the the first character is a spy.
the screen of a treadmill showing a number of app icons, including facebook, instagram and twitter
a round loaf of bread, sitting in some baking paper on top of a stove hob. the scoring looks a bit silly but all around it sure is bread. it's gluten free, though you probably wouldn't know from looking.
a photo of an oven, open, with a bowl of bread dough sitting in it. the light is on, apparently keeping it slightly warm for the purposes of rising the dough. it is very fucking silly
an image of a kitchen bench. there is a steel bowl with bread dough/batter in it, covered in cling film. in front of the bowl there is a rice cooker on its "warm" setting. inside the rice cooker bowl is water, and sitting in that water is a plastic ice cream tub. a probe thermometer sits in the tub, reading 40 degrees Celsius.
a mirror selfie of alexandra. she has one leg up, proudly displaying a violet-coloured hello kitty bandaid on her upper thigh, covering an injection site. she is wearing grey tracksuit shorts, a maroon sports bra and a blue Hawaiian shirt. she looks very cute and her small breasts are very poppin'
screenshot from the bee movie (fuck Jerry Seinfeld). jerry the bee is looking through sweaters and saying "yellow & black, yellow & black, oh, black & yellow!" it's funny because gold and black are both Zeus and Hades' house colours
A screenshot excerpt of an E-Book that reads "Yves could teleport wherever she wanted, but she likes the conceit of having a physical presence, of moving through the world at my side. So she walks through the kitchen door like a mortal-as if part of her wasn't already wrapped around me, as if she wasn't always the blink of an eye away from my side-and kisses me on the forehead, even as she hands off the caramel milk tea elixir."
a push notification from the Australian Broadcasting Corporation News app, that reads "Donald Trump has dropped his threat for new tariffs on European allies as he announced a 'framework of a future deal' on Greenland"
a photograph of two carbon steel pans sitting on a gas hob. the one on the left is extremely fresh, recently deep-cleaned, while the one in the right has some minor marbling on the surface from cooking
a screenshot of a weather app. current temperature reads 34.2 degrees Celsius. maximum temperature will be 42 degrees Celsius.
a blurry image of a skyline with lasers and fireworks above it.
a screenshot of David Lynch in Twin Peaks. he has his mouth open, mid yell. the subtitles read "Massive, massive quantities."
a meme image of four men cheering excitedly
a bowl with sticky rice in a circle, with pieces of mango in the shape of two eyes, a mouth, a pair of antennae and a collar
screenshot of messages from me: oh hey omg! I didn't mention it but Nov 15th was the first anniversary of me starting hormones! 1 year of my great becoming thanks all for getting used to me as a daughter and sister so quick and my father: Happy H-day sweet princess ❤️
a screen shot of the above post. the like count has just reached 420 with my like a photo by zohran mamdani. he is on a plane. he is smiling and his eyes are scrunched quite tight. he looks a little bit high. quoted by skáld: everyone has that one friend who always looks a little bit high
Patrick Bateman looking at Paul Allen's card