Carl Kloster

@threepixel.bsky.social

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The “Fonz” pint vacuum bottle by Thermos. The Fonz is cool! Aaaaay! Sit on it! Next to a photo of a thermos that I refuse to sit on.
Nick Lutsko and the 100K band show at Dante’s in Portland.
Thumbnail for the next Info Wars video and there’s an image that looks like the info wars elf peering out behind Tim’s shoulder. And I respond by zooming in on the elf and saying “oh my god” but not like Bob on Bob’s Burgers, because he says it more like he’s unhappy. I try to say it like I’m uncovering something completely insane. If you read all this I’m sorry I’m using alt text incorrectly. Hope you have a great weekend.
Nick Lutsko trading cards based off some of the kickstarter work I did for Nick. They have a holographic finish!
The back of a small fan with a warning symbol and the text “CHILDREN NEED TO BE USED UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION”
A bright blue sky, a shining sun and glorious white and silver clouds. I wish you could see it and be amazed by it.
Looking into a parsley plant and finding a caterpillar.
A framed and signed print from the film Everything Will Be Ok by Don Hertzfeldt above a painting of Tux and Fanny by Albert Birney above a framed Floppy Disc.
A dog with a blue collar sitting on some grass. A big smile to match his big ears.
I just think it’s neat meme but Marge is holding a Public Access book.
An American toad.
Star fox 64 Peppy quote “you’re becoming more like your father.”
A smattering of pins on a bag. One is a Bat Cat pin from Primordial Creatures. One is an Everything Ends reset button pin from Nick Lutsko. And one is the Sickos meme pin from The Onion.
A dog on the couch, squished into the corner hiding his ears and making him look otterish or just kind of weird.
A sticker of Danny Devito’s face with the words “Danny Devito will lead us out of darkness…the twin”.
Turkey on my porch.
Filbo Fiddlepie, mayor, with his face stuck in a glue trap.
A dog laying on its back on a couch with eyes that say “what the hell are you doing? Why did you wake me up?”
A bottle of crystal pepsi misshapen by age and expired in 2016
A dog smiling.
Orange dog asleep on a bed.
A salt shaker and a pepper shaker, but inside them is just paper packets of salt and pepper.
Trading cards on the floor in the dark.
A computer screen that reads “draw your thoughts and feelings” and there is a doodle of Desmond the Gremlin-Human Hybrid.
Nick, Eric and Adam riding a tandem bike while Jon tries to catch up on a unicycle. Probably not the ideal way to travel from Chattanooga to the many tour stops like Washington DC or New York City.
Astroprisma book in front of a messy bookshelf.
A dog sitting on a patio chair. His ears stand tall and proud denoting he is part corgi. He is a good boy.
Pepsi with prebiotics for some reason.
Extreme green analouge3d system in its box with its color matched power cable cable and brick
A gremlin-human hybrid wearing a black shirt that says "Nickos" staring through a window while saying "Yup...ha ha ha...hell yup!"
A cool guy looking over the top of a huge book titled “ENDS”
A photo of a painting. The painting is of two friends sitting on a rock looking out at the ocean next to a deer skull and a sapling.
A photo of Tux a pixelated pink human shaped person, and Fanny a pixelated purple shaped human. They are standing in a yard next to house.
A face hiding under a fuzzy blanket made of faces.
A dog that is just damn tired. Of everything. Tucked up so tight it’s snoot is a wrinkled mass of skin. Its eyes barely open as if to say “what the fuck”
A shot from Ernest Goes to Jail where Ernest is wearing a vest where the 67 of his prison number is visible.
A kid playing a Switch 2 while under a blanket. The blanket has many smiling faces on it.
Cover art for the album "II" by The Presidents of the United States of America.
Close up Wet Man cookie face.
Christmas cookies in the shape of: Wet Man. Wet man’s hole with handprints on the wall. Desmond. A large Wet Man door that is opened.
A painting of two friends sitting on a rock, holding hands and looking out at the sea.
A Christmas card that has four humans, one dog and one gremlin-human hybrid named Desmond under the words “simply having a wonderful gremlinstime”
A bunch of Cool S drawings.
A cake with the text “Eleven? Already?! Dang!” written on the top
A pink axolotl holding a blue crystal. Made of layered wood and painted. He’s chill as hell and keeps the bad vibes OUT.
Loaf of bread fresh out of the bread maker. Looks like a butt.
A cassette tape and a note to me that says “Thanks Carl! - B+A”
It's the Wicked For Good trailer and The Banker from Deal Or No Deal makes a call in right at the end! What!
Oh damn that’s really close up shot of my face. Can’t see my chin or hairline, like some some kind of rectangle face. Or trying to push my face meat through some kind of internet port. Holy hell why did I do this to myself. Good thing I never have to look at it, just the people that accept my contact info. Those poor souls.
Woah it’s that Taken meme but not really funny. Dudes on the phone saying “I have a very particular set of frames…” look it needs context I get it. Alone this image is D tier at best. But maybe in context it’s a C tier. Thanks for reading this alt text. Have a great day.