RICHARD THRILLHOUSE NIXON

@thrillhouse.bsky.social

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AI compass showing myself as "The Luddite (Affectionate)": It doesn't work the way they claim, it's making everything worse, and you'd like your Internet back, please. You can explain in precise technical detail why it's a stochastic parrot, and you will, whether or not anyone asked. You're funnier about this than people give you credit for.
Mazda with a Speed Racer Mach 5 paint job
Eggs painted with clown faces at the clown egg registry
Joy, my darling angel looking so peaceful as she sleeps while I watch some Star Trek. She is a 12 year old brindle mutt (probably pit mix) with far, far too much white in her muzzle. She moves slower now but there is still so much love in her heart.
Marco Rubio and JD Vance in the much too big shoes Trump gave them
Portrait of John C. Woods, the incompetent hangman of Nuremberg who made sure that Nazis suffered immensely as they died, albeit accidentally, as he had lied about his qualifications when he volunteered to be the hangman. Seen here with quizzical expression on his face and holding a noose in his hands
A clip from The Venture Bros episode Victor. Echo. November. in which Hank and Dean discuss the act of dabbing the tip of one's penis in an attempt to stop that last little bit of pee from dribbling out and making an embarrassing wet spot on one's pants, as has happened to Hank just now while he and Dean are out on a date.
Principal Skinner: WELL, I'M JUST GLAD I WORK AT AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
Postmaster Bill: NO, NO. THE DAY OF THE GUN-TOTING, DISGRUNTLED POSTMAN SHOOTING UP THE PLACE WENT OUT WITH THE MACARENA.
Homer Simpson covered in deviled eggs after children pelted him with them at the church picnic.
Perhaps the dumbest motherfucker in government saying something you'd expect the dumbest motherfucker to say: A picture of Secretary of Energy Wright on the post from the Department of Energy saying, "Wind and solar energy infrastructure is essentially worthless when it is dark outside, and the wind is not blowing."
A lamppost with graffiti that says, "They don't want you to know this but you can drink the water in the fountain"
Dr. Rusty Venture when he was transformed into a caterpillar, which resembles Duke Leto II, the God Emperor of Dune
A pinup poster of Homer Simpson
Fresh baked rolls with some butter spread across the tops
Movie poster for Pearl Harbor
Jelly the Canaan dog being very talkative.
Kamala holding up the Mastodon album Leviathan
Campaign sign for Onyx the dog, he's a good boy