AitchPea

@thros.bsky.social

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Chronic Twitbrain, collector of crap and cats and crap cats, likes tiny stuff and moyder mystery fiction. I’m most likely to be found on the sofa. I also tweet about my tuxedo cat Mr. Peaches. #TinyThings #CharityShopFinds

Photo of a blue footed booby and it’s bright blue feet and legs standing on a sandy beach
Claudia the tortie is standing on the coffee table lapping up water from my glass of
Photo of a large tall glass of water on the kitchen floor for cats to drink from
Closeup video of Claudia the Tortie’s head while she’s sat on my lap with a string of dribble that’s getting longer and longer
Photo of a little cafe booth on the station platform. There’s someone inside but the sign on the door says ‘ shut happens ‘
Peering through the white picket fence along the station platform there’s a muncjack right behind it
Screenshot of appointment reminder Specsavers have sent , it starts off , We’re excited to see you …
The view from my upstairs bedroom window looking down at our bare lawn with 5 starlings wandering about enjoying their breakfast
Claudia the Tortie cat’s face and front legs looming up at me with a fairly big snot trail across her cheek
A black bee entering one of the tubular flowers of a foxglove
Looking through driver’s side window there’s a lot of reflections from other parked cars and an image of Claudia the Tortie’s face emerges , she’s looking at me whilst sitting in the driving seat
I have drawn a yellow crown on top of the cat in the photo
View looking down a flight of steps at a railway station , the handrails are painted bright yellow and as I walk down the black non slip floor glitters like it’s from Strictly.
A floppy haystack in a farm goat enclosure with a blanket of hay spread out across the grass with several goats eating it
An old toy farm trailer with chipped red paint is carrying a plump sack with colourful tipped sewing pins pushed into it
Same photo of pup posted with the addition of black eyebrows drawn on by me
Photo of a giant cartoon type model of an ice cream cornet character that’s licking an ice cream it’s got arms and legs and big goggly eyes , it’s striking a casual pose
Pale grey tabby is standing on our window ledge , half in half out of the living room
Screenshot of the list of birds my bird identification app heard yesterday evening , Mallard , Garden Warbler , Eurasian Magpie , Eurasian Kestrel , Song Thrush .
photo of a handsome tabby cat crossing a road
Aerial photo of part of the county of Merseyside with the words , Merseyside Wheelchair Murderer , in a jolly kind of funfair font
Peering over the edge of my bed I can see Claudia the tortie is underneath , hiding from the sun , just the side of her face and two front legs are protruding
Photo of same pink and white tiny daisy type plant in my garden
neatly arranged foods in the small packing area at Aldi’s self service tills
My old black and white tuxedo cat lying on his back on the grass showing his markings underneath that are usually unseen
Photo of a vintage footwarmer in its original box being used
The jigsaw pieces were sawn in straight lines and sit in a wooden tray to keep them in place , the hand painted bus is a delightful cartoon type
Screenshot of my timeline with only the first line of Cloud Head’s tweet visible , “ I love the smell of saliva”
A square drain cover in the middle of a pavement of paving slabs , its 2 eyeball like ironwork fittings are spaced wide apart to opposite sides and a crack looks like a bunny nose with an oval stamp shaped like a small mouth
A photo of similar floral patterned mosaic also at the Birmingham Museum
Photo of two of my oldest and tiniest Staffordshire dogs , one has lost its nose the other has a small chip
Photo of one of my Staffordshire Wally dogs on top of a tiny chest of drawers on the window ledge with the blooms on an orchid thrust in its face
Photo of the rear of a farmer’s lorry that had an image of an old truck and its driver standing by it 50s era . We were following it on the A1 The name P D Huggins was at the top with, potatoes limited underneath
Video of an urban fox in north London running about the burbs
A hand sculpted head of a primate with wide cheeks made from clay It’s unpainted but glazed and is mounted on a small block of wood
Elizabeth Blackadder, Amaryllis and Cats, 1987 Scottish artist #WomensArt
Two consecutive tweets just showed up in my timeline one is a photo of a black cat peering through some daffodils the other is a watercolour painting of a black cat peering through some amaryllis stems , in both pics the cat and the flowers are positioned to the bottom left hand side
Photo of the colourfully painted sea shells pressed into some putty to make a vase in my Things To Make Ladybird book on a solid blue background
photo of side view of weathered doorstop lion with miniature version next to it
Photo of green peppers and carrot characters for sale on a shelf in Robert Dyas they have wide eyes big grins and skinny arms and legs , the carrot one also has its tongue sticking out , they’re garden ornaments and made of metal
Close up of Claudia the Tortie’s face
A closeup of Claudia the Tortie’s face right in front of me
Tortie cat sitting on a small garden table staring at me opening the back door Seemed slightly pissed I hadn’t let her in earlier
Photo of a pork pie with a pastry horseshoe on the top
A vacant shop doorway where they’ve covered the window and glazed door in white swirls of polish
A sponge cake with the addition of moulded icing arms and legs a smiley face
A sponge birthday cake with the addition of moulded icing arms, legs and face , I have turned his smile upside down
A shiny ceramic hot cross bun tree decoration with a smiley face
Claudia the tortie cat is standing on the coffee table with her muzzle in my glass of milk , her tongue is at full stretch to reach it
The skull of a mammal at the edge of some woods It has pointed teeth and one part of the jaw has moved slightly out of place
Claudia the tortie’s ears are at pointing at different angles , one in the usual upright cat position and the other out to the side
A pyramid of oranges in a bowl with a lemon balanced vertically at the top
A vintage box of pocket chess and checkers with an cartoon style drawing of a hand reaching out to the board whilst holding a playing piece with the words always handy and a boon when travelling
A shop display of tiny waving gold cats for Chinese New Year