Ben Hallert

@thunderscreech.bsky.social

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Pilot, maker, gadgeteer, and lover of the Oxford comma. He, him, his, tabs, Allman indents @thunderscreech@spacey.space @chairboy on 🐦 until I ain't

A Dairy Queen menu titled ‘Breakfast Collection’ featuring a fruity pebbles milkshake, chocolate frosted donut blizzard, and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch dipped ice cream cone.

Picture of a mixed condiment and coffee sweeter/creamer station

The Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds stands ready to crack open the skull of a Nazi.

Caption: “the halftime show Americans need”

Man wearing costume of a barrel filled either water which he’s soaking in and there’s a sign in the front advertising “Me-flavored water” for 15c a cup.

Simpsons, Flanders’ parents shrugging/giving up