THUNK DA PEON

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THUNK IS PEON. THUNK WURK WURK. THUNK GUESS WE DOING A SOCIAL MEDIA AGAIN, SO LET’S ALL TRY AND DO IT GOODER DIS TIME, YEAH?

((A hand-painted Deathwatch Incursor from the Raptors chapter, holding his bolt carbine in his silver left hand as he goes for the pistol holstered at his waist with his black-armored right hand.)
(Five sad little Deathwatch Incursor miniatures on a plastic table amidst other squads of miniatures.)
((A stupid sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon wearing SpongeBob’s Krusty Krab hat, standing next to a hot grill with burgers cooking on it, holding a spatula. The caption above him reads “SHORT-ORDER PEON”.)
((American Kestrel male falcon just chilling on a concrete walkway next to a landscaping section of red lava rock with some plant overgrowth reaching through it.)
((A screenshot of Thunk Da Peon’s Twitter Following from November 2022. The number is 10,104.)
((A sticky-note doodle of an Orc Peon sitting at Lucy’s Psychiatrist Stand, labeled “EMOSHUNAL SUPPORT PEON” above “DA PEON IS” with a paper taped to the front reading “IN”. A crude stool sits nearby.)
A YOUNG ORC STANDING IN DA SNOW WITH A SPEAR, HIS BACK TO A FIRE, A FROSTWOLF ALLY NEARBY AS SEVERAL VICIOUS BLACK WOLVES CLOSE IN.
A SKIRCLE FULL OF ALL OF THUNK’S FRIENDS!
((A horned Black Legion Chaos Space Marine extending a bolt pistol and brandishing a chainsword on a desert base.)
((Five Black Legion Chaos Space Marines painted in Vallejo True Metallic Metal Obsidian Black on desert bases being rotated on a turntable.)
((Black and white art by baalbuddy of an ogre crying while holding an opened copy of Ulysses by James Joyce. The text reads “Everyone call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely even literate! Ogre finally finished reading ULYSSES, but Ogre only can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalist and can’t comprehend deeper ideas like the ‘remorse of conscience’ that make James Joyce’s novel a Modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegan’s Wake!”)
GREEN TEXT ON A BLACK BACKGROUND WITH GREEN NUMBERS RUNNING DOWN IN COLUMNS LIKE RAIN DOWN A WINDOW PANE IN DA STYLE OF DA MATRIX. TEXT READS: “SHE’S EVERYTHING. HE’S JUST KEN.” “BARBIE”.
A DEADPAN BART SIMPSON HOLDING UP A MYSTERY DATE CARD WITH THUNK’S FACE ON IT.
A JOKE “BLUESKY LICENSE” FEATURING THUNK!
((Apple Music screen with “Times Change (Epic Metal Cover) by Skar, Featuring Mazen Ayoub at 2m and 17s.)
((Garrosh Hellscream, a brown-skinned Orc with a tattooed lower jaw, from the “Times Change” cinematic.)
((Apple Music play screen of the song “Times Change” from the Warlords of Draenor Album by Beal Acree at 2m and 14s.)
MAG’HAR LADY CARRYING A SPEAR, SNARLING AT DA VIEWER.
BLACK TEXT ON WHITE BACKGROUND: “CAREER SHOULD BE YOU 2ND PRIORITY. YOU 1ST PRIORITY SHOULD ALWAYS BE ORCS.”
GUYS ON DA COUCH CHEERING MEME.
DA MAGIC DA GATHERING LOGO WITH DA WURDS “CITIZENS OF DALARAN” IN BIG LETTERS WITH “RAISE YOU EYES TO DA SKY ANS OBSERVE” IN SMALLER LETTERS BELOW IT.
A GAME BOY ADVANCE LOGO ANIMASHUN READING “WURK WURK” OVER “FOR DA HORDE”
THUNK, A GREEN-SKINNED ORC PEON, DOING DA PACHA “JUST RIGHT” MEME.
((A gray and cream tabby cat on a rumpled blanket, snoring her head off.)
IMAGE OF A GREEN-SKINNED ORC IN A TUXEDO WITH HIS HANDS FOLDED LIKE DAT ONE BUGS BUNNY MEME, WITH DA CAPSHUN “I WISH ALL DA TRANSPHOBES SEEING THUNK’S POSTS A VERY GOOD AWAY NOBUDDEE LIKES YOU”
((Metzen’s original drawing of Grom Hellscream, framed, at BlizzCon 15.)
((Little pink one-eyed alien blinking and leaning towards the camera. They’re called the Spathi and they’re absolute cowards!)
BLUE STORM DRAKE DRAGON IN FRONT OF GREEN SHRUBS AND A NIGHT SKY. YOUS CAN EVEN SEE AN ECLIPSE AS HIS CHIN HAS BLOTTED OUT DA LIGHT FROM BOTH MOONS.
A LOGO OF TWO BUNS WITH DAT WURDS “BUT DEN BURGER” BETWEEN DEM AND DA TAGLINE “BURGER WURTH IT” BELOW DAT.
A SKIRCLE FEATURING ALL OF THUNK’S GOOD FRIENDS!
((A Space Wolf Deathwatch Incursor Space Marine with bright auburn hair and a beard, holding his bolt carbine by one hand and pulling a combat knife with the other.)
((Five customized and hand-painted Deathwatch Incursor miniatures from Warhammer 40K on a rotating carousel in front of a black background.)
((Spicy Tonkatsu Ramen with extra bean sprouts, bamboo shoots, green onion, broccoli, a soft-boiled egg and pork chashu. A bowl to evoke jealousy in even the flintiest hearts.)
((Archon Studios’ SCMG Kerrigan and Omega Worm miniatures set, a thing which is for sale currently.)
((Three painted Protoss miniatures from the StarCraft Miniatures Game, in dynamic poses amongst yellow ruins and blue crystals.)
A SKIRCLE OF ALL OF THUNK’S GOOD FRIENDS!
CLOSEUP OF GROMMASH HELLSCREAM, A BROWN ORC WITH LONG HAIR AND A TATTOOED JAW, LOOKING SADLY DOWN AT SOMETHING. DA CAPSHUN BENEATH HIM READS “…MY…SON…”
VERY ANGY PURPLE KITTY
DUNC POSTER WITH DA WURDS “WURK WURK” OVER “ME NOT DAT KIND OF ORC”.
DA SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW TITLE CARD WITH DA WURDS “ME NOT DAT KIND OF ORC!” IN PLACE OF DA TITLE.
TWO PEEPLES SITTING ON A BUS. ONE PERSON LOOKS MISERABLE SITTING ON DA SIDE OF DA BUS FACING A SHEER ROCK CLIFF, CAPSHUNED “DISCOVER FEED”. DA OTHER PERSON LOOKS HAPPY LOOKING OUT OVER RIVERS, HILLS AND A SUNRISE, CAPSHUNED “FOLLOWING FEED”.
MS PAINT COMIC PANEL OF SHINJI IKARI LOOKING IN DA MIRROR AND CRYING.
GOOD POT OF CREAMY ORCISH HAM AND POTATO SOUP. MADED BY THUNK!
DA PHRASE “SOMETHING NEED DOING? WURK WURK.” IN DA POKOPIA FONT IN FRONT OF A BLUE SKY WITH CLOUDS.
HUMAN LADY SMILING ROUNG A CIGAR WEARING GLASSES DAT OBSCURE HER EYES.
DA CAST OF STAR TREK DA NEXT GENERASHUN ALL LOOKING AT DA CAMERA WITH WILD CRAZY EYES. DA CAPSHUN READS “*STARES IN GOWRON*”.
A ORC PEON FROM DA HEARTHSTONE PEON CARD, HOLDING A SCROLL AND A BACKPACK FULL OF PAPERS BLOWING AWAY. HE SEEM UPSET.
((A 40K miniature of a Khorne Berzerker painted in Black Legion colors, standing with his arms extended, his chainaxe and torso covered in blood spatter over a base of dry desert ground.)
A YELLOW GOREN WITH RED EYES AND A MOUTH OOZING ACIDIC GREEN SLIME, STANDING BEFORE GEOTHERMUL POOLS ON DRAENOR.
((A Black Legion Khorne Berzerker, stripped to the waist, arms extended to either side, holding a chainaxe in his right hand.)
(A Khorne Berserker Chaos Space Marine miniature, primed in rust red and white, mostly not wearing armor on his upper half, arms spread as if to ask “Are you not entertained?!”)
((A display bar showing 246/246 completed achievements for Legion Remix.)
((World of Warcraft screen cap of an achievement: Bringing Order To The Isle, which is completed by doing all 12 Class Order Hall campaigns with Lemix Timewalkers.)
((Tim Curry the Man sitting with Tim Curry the Muppet in a behind-the-scenes interview for Muppet Treasure Island.)
ILLIDAN STORMRAGE, A BLIND FEL-CORRUPTED NIGHT ELF, LEFT ARM EXTENDED TOWARD DA VIEWER, DA CAPSHUN READING “ONLY WE CAN SAVE OURSELVES.”
(Black and white photo of Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin.)
((A green-skinned Orc girl with red hair in a kimono, wearing sandals and two samurai swords through her belt, weaving an s-curve of magical fire.)
((White text on a black background, reading “It was strange what the mind chose to hold onto when it was faced with the kind of fear that only reared itself when something that should not happen did happen. For instance, rather than focus on the bronze lions suddenly coming to life and baring baleful teeth at him, Kemir’s eye instead flashed to the stranger’s sword as he pulled it from the scabbard, the blade not gleaming like beautiful, sun-loved bronze, but black. Completely black. Black and thin and evil-looking. And without knowing how he knew, Kemir knew what it was. Iron. An iron sword, black as the soul of a demon.”)
A SKIRCLE FULL OF ALL THUNK’S FRIENDS!
EMOJI WITH VERY TIRED FACE HOLDING A PHONE.