Jeremy Tice

@tice.me

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Senior Engineer for MongoDB, board game enthusiast, Yankee fan, church musician, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Probably other descriptors, but I've gotta keep an air of mystery, right? Twitter: @jetpacmonkey Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social

A picture of an empty stage, the Main Stage at Brooklyn Improv, and some people seated in front of me facing it. There's dim red lighting on a brick background.
Screenshot of a paragraph from the article, which says: Rice’s trend arrow was already firmly pointing up. A couple of months ago, I ran the numbers to see which players had seen their 2026 forecasts improve the most during the 2025 season. Rice ranked sixth among the hitters in terms of the largest improvement. He was projected for a 128 wRC+ entering this season, but his rest-of-season wRC+ has already jumped to 137. The in-season model is simpler than the full ZiPS model (otherwise it couldn’t run every day), and with StatCast data included, ZiPS now sees Rice as a 143-wRC+ hitter the rest of the way. That’s the seventh-best rest-of-season wRC+ projection in ZiPS.
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A picture of my desk. On the left is a laptop showing the YES broadcast of the Yankees-Rays game. On the right is the NASA livestream of the Integrity splashdown (currently showing a visualization as they're in the blackout period)
A guy with an acoustic guitar (username llennoccmnai, or Ian McConnell backwards) singing "Zoom out enough you'll see everything's fine. Zoom all the way in every moment's a marvel. Zoom to the middle and find RELENTLESS SUFFERING"
Me, from the calf down, lifting my jeans pant leg to reveal the same R/G/B socks. Also teal sneakers. How well these colors go together is a question for somebody else.
"SOME TEXT" with a highlight only covering the bottom part of the second row
None of this started with Gregory Bovino and Kristi Noem, and it absolutely cannot be resolved with just those two being fired, even if that does seem like a good place to start. Every day that Stephen Miller has any sort of authority is another day too many. Every day JD Vance is vice president is another chance for him to worm his way into another loathsome calculated position engineered to cause maximum division. Every day Donald Trump is president is another opportunity for whoever he talked to most recently to insert another bad idea into the space his brain used to be before it leaked out his ears. ICE must be abolished, officers who acted in blatant disregard for the law must be prosecuted and held responsible, and anything less than impeachment is yet another bandaid on a bullet wound.
Screenshot of the TikTok account @molly0xfffx claiming to be Molly's "private account"
Barbra Streisand
A bird with purple and teal feathers, a black head, and a bright yellow eye. It's beautiful and I love it.
A judge emoji, the name "Aaron", and the profession "judge" in cell A1 of today's puzzle at cluesbysam.com. Aaron Judge is the name of the right fielder for the New York Yankees.
A comic strip using a simple minimalist art style. Panel 1: "Okay, let's see what I've got to offer the world today." Panel 2: *pulling their chest open* "Hmm, heart seems to be empty." Panel 3: *cracking their head open* "Nothing in here either" Panel 4: *falls to their knees with a "thunk" sound effect* Panel 5: *falls forward onto their face with a "fwud" sound effect* Panel 6: *remains lying still* Panel 7: *passes gas with a "phhbt" sound effect* Panel 8: "There it is."
With 60% reporting, Republican Bruce Blakeman leads Democrat Seth Koslow 55-45% for Nassau County Executive
Me and Emily
A shot of the field at Yankee Stadium
2025 AL Central Playoff Odds graphing each team's probability of winning the division. Detroit goes above 50% odds before the end of April, and is solidly in the 95% to 100% range by July. All the other teams are consistently below 25% throughout most of the season. And then, right at the end (between September 16 and today, September 25), Detroit plummets down to their current 19%, and Cleveland rockets up to 81%.
A very cropped screenshot of Cassidy's linked post, just showing the tag "#personal"
Ben C's prediction: The Chicago Cubs will score enough runs to double the number of points scored by the Chicago Bears in the month of September. Accompanied by a line graph showing the Cubs and Bears very nearly even in runs and points this month at approximately the halfway point, and another line representing 2x Bears points well above.
Sam and Robert Reich posing on the set of Game Changer in a Facebook post from Sam. Sam has added the caption "two Reichs don't make a wrong", and one of Facebook's AI-generated suggested questions is "Would a third Reich fix everything?"
Shrek in human form looking perplexed and concerned
A screenshot with the text "Royals 9, Atlanta 6: Kyle Isbel hit a three-run double and Vinnie Pasquantino homered. Bobby Witt Jr. and Jonathan Indian each drove in two runs and"
AI-generated Q&A under a Facebook post, where the question reads "How does this update relate to your life?" and the truncated beginning of the answer is "I'm just a language model, I don't have personal experiences or emotions, but I can..."
A tree branch in my backyard. It's slightly bigger than the lounge chair it fell beside.
Screenshot of the header from dictionary.com's definition for "small". It says "small, adjective, smaller, smallest".
A chocolate milkshake with a butterfinger sticking up out of it, with Yankee Stadium in the background
A panorama of the setup inside the arena. There's a message on the jumbotron telling us to scan a QR code to "get ready to roll with us!" and so so many people.
The tastiest looking sandwich you ever did see
A coloring page from my daughter's school that says "I see a red cap"
Me playing saxophone as a 21 year old
A screenshot from the Pocket Casts app's yearly wrapup, saying that the longest episode I listened to in 2024 was 2 hours 34 minutes. It was "A Quick 5 Minutes on the World Series" from "The PosCast with Joe Posnanski & Michael Schur".
A caramel apple empanada with a bite taken out of it to reveal the gooey goodness inside
Me making a half hearted smile, wearing my Jet Lag hat and Fangraphs hoodie. I'm also wearing other things but they're less visible.
View of Yankee Stadium from the upper deck in the right field corner
Me, excited and nervous, wearing a Yankees jersey and hat, on the Long Island Railroad
The scoreboard, still showing almost all zeroes in the top of the 6th inning
Yankee Stadium from a little ways down the 3rd baseline
A new Meta Quest 3 VR headset and accompanying Elite Strap with battery
An eBay listing of "Eat, Pray, Love", but titled "Eat prey, love - Julia Roberts"
An iPad mounted to a wall, displaying a HomeAssistant dashboard
A lit and decorated Christmas tree
A program for the Improvised Shakespeare Company with a stage in the background