Tim Aidley

@tim.aidley.com

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"A distinctively Timmy blob" https://tim.aidley.com/ (He/Him)

Four children out in the midday sun. Ome holds a sign saying April 25th 1982. The next holds a clock showing 12:25. The next ( a very beautiful child who will surely grow up in to a stunningly handsome man ) holds a map of Nigeria. The last child points to Kano in the North of Nigeria with a stick.
A hammer lying in the broken remains of an old Epson inkjet printer.
Captain Zep Space Detective, across a purple nebula.
A bike at the bike racks outside El Cerrito Plaza. Damn, that's a nice bike! It's a blue British steel framed touring bike. I bet its rider is totally hot, too.
A food truck that sells chicken. On top there is a huge model of a roasted chicken, but it's kinda dinosaur-sized.
The infant baby Superman, before being sent to earth.
Zaphod Beeblebrox from the 1980 TV series of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The butt of the man being Zaphod's third arm can be seen sticking out behind Zaphod. He is wearing jeans.
An illustration of a future car from the Usborne Book of the Future. It is sleek in a boxy kind of way.
A tiny and very shitty digital camera from 2001, being held in someone's hand. It is only a few cm in each dimension, and made of a kind of silver plastic.
The remains of a destroyed inkjet printer, still with the hammer lying on it.
Headline: "Trump vows to step up Iran bombing, as gas price surge worsens"
Picture of gas station prices. Regular $5.50 Pro $5.70 V-Power $5.90
Close-up of an analogue watch face. The little window showing the date says 'FRI 13'.
An age selector from a survey page. It says 'How old are you?' with the options: 13 to 17, 18 to 24, 25 to 34, 35 to 44, 45 or older.
The Post Interaction Settings page on BlueSky.
The other side of the Lego brick, which and old-style label printed label saying 'TIM 1'.
A 1x6 white Lego brick, old and a bit dirty.
"A blonde punk-inspired mullet with black mallen streak from Matteo De Vita's Newcomer of the Year 2025 collection at the British Hairdressing Awards"
Promo picture of the O2 XDA Orbit, a Windows mobile smartphone from 2006. It has eight buttons on the front, and a tiny trackball surrounded by a circular scrollwheel.
Lying Cat from the graphic novel series 'Saga'. She is a large hairless cat with green skin. She wears an ornate golden collar around her shoulders. Lying Cat can detect lies and in this shit she is drowning, mouth open, saying "LYING".
Front page of The Sun British tabloid newspaper, 5th of May 2015. Headline is 'SAVE OUR BACON' and is accompanied by a very unflattering picture of the the leader of the opposition, Labour MP Ed Miliband, eating a bacon sandwich. You know sometimes you eat a sandwich and it's difficult to take the bite properly without the bits coming out? That. He looks very odd. The general election was two days later, and Labour lost.
A bunch of icons of Bluesky users, showing who I reply to most. Steve Bowler is the lucky(?) winner.
A bizarre AI-generated picture of a power tool. It has the Milwaukee styling, but is more reminiscent of a taser than anything else. Is being held in a two-handed pistol grip by a person wearing black nitrile gloves. The front is a weird contraption with lots of circular orifices, and along the side are a bunch of shiny metal cylinders that look like socket wrench sockets.
Someone at the Cuomo 'party' is holding a placard saying 'Curtis Sliwa is The Spoiler!'
Closeup of the eye of a very handsome man with the lower lid pulled down.
A screenshot from the original gameboy version of Pokémon, except that there is a pixelly image of my face where the Pokémon should be, with crosses over the eyes, and at the bottom it says "RIF defeated TIM!"
A screenshot from the original gameboy version of Pokémon, except that there is a pixelly image of my face where the Pokémon should be, and at the bottom it says "Wild TIM appeared!"
A conversation with my Gen Z daughter. I post an image of a twitter post that says: "anytime i see someone use a reaction gif i immediately know they are above the age of 33" Me: "i kind of need to know if this is true" Daughter: "I would say yes" "Sorry lol" Me: Posts reaction gif of Homer Simpsons screaming
Massage for Dummies: $52.14 Massage for Dummies: $32.76
A hand-painted watercolor texture panel for a Nieuport WWI fighter.
Classic BBC Test card F, featuring a girl playing noughts and crosses with a weird clown doll.
Important Notes: Be cautious of unofficial download sites. There are unofficial websites that may contain malicious software or misleading information. Always download from the official GitHub or orcaslicer.net.
Results of a Google search for 'Orca Slicer': * Fake Orca Slicer site * Orca Slicer github * Fake Orca Slicer site * Fake Orca Slicer site * A Reddit post * A YouTube video * An Orca Slicer review * The actual Orca Slicer webpage.
A ceiling fan with several intertwined circular lights attached to it.
The top of a monitor with a webcam on it. The top of a Zoom windows is visible. On the wall behind is a black box with three lit sections: * LIVE, lit in red. * A mic symbol, lit in green. * A camera symbol, lit in green.
Infamous British children's entertainer and child molester, Jimmy Saville. He is wearing a shell suit and dark glasses. Rest in piss, motherfucker.
Ser Criston Cole from Game of Thrones
John Carter from ER
Julian Bashir from Deep Space Nine
A picture of the chimney used to deliver the smoke from the papal conclave. It is metal and very utilitarian. In the foreground is a classical marble statue of a bearded man.
Cartoon set at a Climate Summit. The speaker has a slide listing all the benefits of sustainable living. A man at the back of the audience is saying angrily to the woman next to him "What if it's a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?"
Uncle Fester from one of the Addams Family movies striking some knives together.
Gif of mad scientist Doc Emmet Brown from the movie 'Back to the Future'.
A 1962 Magnavox record player / radio cabinet, beautiful in dark wood in a mid century style.
A sea of people on a sunny day in North Berkeley. Many are holding protest signs.
A sign saying "POUNDED IN THE ECONOMY BY THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF DUNNING-KRUGER"
A European Robin kicking a Blue Tit off a bird feeder. It's very dramatic. The Robin has its wings spread, and the Blue Tit has already been knocked halfway upside down.
An electronic drum set in a basement
An exceptionally handsome man flips a British pancake, grinning at the camera.
A picture of Tom Petty. Black & White.
An office chair at a desk sitting over a treadmill. The base of the chair is very wide in order that it can fit over the top of the treadmill. The base is almost 32 inches / 80cm wide.
Some pictures of some people in ridiculously large and warm hoodies.
The back of a home made computer.
Book 1 of the Dragon Warriors (tabletop) roleplaying game.
A very handsome man doing a very brief showcase of a very bulky 3d-printed laptop. He demonstrates that by switching a lever on the front he can make it run in Pico-8 and Picotron modes.
A phone in a man's hand. The Bluesky icon is visible.
Headline from a news article "Largest LA wildfire shifts direction forcing new evacuations KEY MOMENTS 11 January 2025-9:01pm 5:07pm FBl investigating cause of fire 4:48pm Sheriff: 13 people still missing 1:08pm Fire chief summoned by LA mayor after TV rant 12:17pm Palisades reservoir was out of service when fire started 10:15am Duke and Duchess of Sussex hug survivors"
The cover of the album 'Parklife' by Blue. It features two greyhounds racing that kind of bear a resemblance to the two chihuahuas in the original pictures
A grey plastic box that says 'chAArge-o-matic 2000' on it.