Timber

@timbeon.bsky.social

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Civil engineer and certified Great Lakes trash. 34, she/they/he, aroace and genderfluid. 日本語を少し話します、でも勉強するよ！

Meteorology map of Wisconsin showing the air quality index in various cities. Areas with an AQI above 500 are uncolored because the scale only goes to 500 and the software doesn't know what to do with anything higher
Screenshot from The Oregon Trail (2021), the party members have low health, morale, and hygiene, and all four of them have dysentery
Meme in the style of the classic "you wouldn't download a car" antipiracy commercial, reading "you wouldn't catfish the Russian military"
Screenshot from The Oregon Trail (2021), of an event titled "Hasty Retreat" ocurring on September 20, 1851. A cartoon portrait of Lansford Hastings sats "The Donner-Reed party will be perfectly fine. George Donner is an excellent leader, very experienced. And the trail was tested extensively by my party!"
Exhibit case full of props and memorabilia from various movies filmed near Moab, Utah, this display case most prominently features the movie Thelma and Louise
A mannequin of Geena Davis dressed in her costume from the ending scene of Thelma and Louise. It's in a glass case of props and memorabilia from the movie, and holding a flyer with information about the shooting location.
A copy of the first Hark! A Vagrant by Kate Beaton comic compilation
Screenshot of a Tumblr post from goldhornsandblackwool dated January 22, 2021. Reads "congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it"
Photo of a page from a book. Page reads: "What a time to be alive." --Traditional meme expressing how it is in fact a disappointing time to be alive
A small pod of lake sturgeon in shallow water getting freaky
A plushie of the pokemon Quilava holding an "I voted" sticker
Screenshot of an ad for a match 3 mobile game (Candy Crush I think). The ad includes a dark line drawn over top of it that makes it look like there's a hair on your phone screen.
A copy of the horror novel House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski and a copy of the Sesame Street toddler book The Monster at the End of this Book: Starring Lovable, Furry Old Grover by Jon Stone and illustrated by Michael Smollin
Spam text message that says "You're a natural leader in hiking challenges."
Your top games: Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar, 239 hours The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, 232 hours Pokemon Legends Z-A, 128 hours
End credits slide from the game Skies of Arcadia, showing Vyse, Aika, and Fina. The text reads "As long as there are dreamers who have the courage to pursue their dreams, the world will have heroes."
Screenshot of the game Skies of Arcadia. The characters are in the ice dungeon in a battle against a tomb-raiding bandit.
Detroit, Michigan's Joe Louis monument, a massive sculpture of a fist and arm suspended from a frame
Title screen of the video game Skies of Arcadia Legends
The Mackinac Bridge
A screenshot of Story of Seasons Grand Bazaar player customization. The customized character is wearing a pair of glasses, and has a second pair of glasses on top of their head.
Vanillite! It's a pokemon that looks like a happy little soft serve ice cream cone and it's adorable.
Screenshot from the Story of Seasons: Grand Bazaar baby arrival cutscene. A customized player character and Lloyd are staring with very surprised and confused expressions at a basket with a baby in it.
Pokemon Legends Z-A screenshot, a player character sitting at a cafe with a Glaceon
Three fountain pens on a sheet of lined paper. The top pen is translucent teal and the caption under it says "Pilot Kakuno <M> inked with Iroshizuku Tsutsuji." The middle pen is transluscent dark purple and the caption under it says "Sailor Tuzu Adjust <M> inked with Iroshizuku Kon-Peki." The bottom pen has a transparent barrel with a frosted purple cap and bottom piston and the caption under it says "TWSBI Eco Glow <F> inked with Iroshizuku Chiku-Rin."
A Nintendo Switch copy of the game No Sleep for Kaname Date from AI: The Somnium Files
Photo of a round sticker of Mizuki from AI: The Somnium Files giving a thumbs up, with Aiba in hamster form sitting on her shoulder, on a blue background with a thumbs up emoji.
A Walmart display of Lindt Dubai-style chocolate bars, the price sign says $14.97
A Splatoon 3 screenshot showing the badge for getting 5 stars with the vanilla Undercover Brella, the text below it says "You got a new badge! Try it out on your Splashtag!"
Screenshot of the classic tweet from Horse Ebooks saying "Everything happens so much"
Screenshot of the save file screen from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy, showing all 100 endings reached
Photo of a cow standing on a beach and facing the water. The image has a very melancholy, contemplative vibe to it.
A screenshot from the video game AI: The Somnium Files. Mizuki is saying "The LGBT community is rich in sensibility, has excellent taste, and is full of talented, artistic people."
A Pokemon card of Vulpix from the 1999 Base Set sitting on the pages of an open book. The card is very scuffed and shows several signs of wear and fading, but is still in one piece.
Screenshot from The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy of the protagonist Takumi talking to Kurara, a character who wears a tomato mascot head with a jack o lantern expression. Takumi's internal monolog says "Some kind of transcendental insult that'll instantly push her over the edge!" The dialog box says "Your curry tastes like poop from a butt"
A NOAA severe weather outlook map of the continental US. The orange "enhanced risk" blob covers almost the entirety of Wisconsin and is mostly weirdly contained to Wisconsin.
Photo of the five Sailor Senshi posing before the encore number of Sailor Moon The Super Live (with a message on the screen saying cameras are allowed now)
Auditorium at the Riverside Ballroom in Milwaukee, the screen on the stage is for Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon The Super Live
The Bronze Fonz- a statue on the Milwaukee Riverwalk of Fonzie from Happy Days giving two thumbs up 👍👍
Photo outside the Riverside Ballroom performance venue in Milwaukee. The marquee reads "Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon: The Super Live"
Sanrio character Spottie Dottie, a cartoon dalmatian wearing a pink bow on her head.
The title screen from the video game Skies of Arcadia Legends. The logo is on a backdrop of the sky with fluffy clouds. "New Game" is highlighted and "Continue" is grayed out. The legal text in the corner says "Licensed by Nintendo, (c) Overworks/Sega, 2000, 2003"
A takeout container with three tacos, they're birria topped with lettuce, tomato, and cheese
Screenshot from the Mario Kart World official website showing a render of a goomba riding an ATV
A screenshot of Olenna Tyrell from Game of Thrones. The University of Wisconsin mascot Bucky Badger has been edited over her face. The subtitles read "Tell Elon. I want him to know it was me."
A gif from the game AI: The Somnium Files. The character Kaname Date is grinning. His dialog box says "FUCK YEAH!"
Photo of an I Voted sticker on a gray shirt
A panel from Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun. Nozaki holds a stack of books. The primary speech bubble says "you should also read classic vis novels every once in a while and develop some emotions." The secondary dialog says "These short story collections should be easy to read." The line "classic vis novels" is edited over the original line (which read "shoujo manga")
Two frames of Hannibal Buress on The Eric Andre Show. In the top frame, he's smiling, and the caption reads "Hahahaha." In the second frame, he looks annoyed, and the caption says "This sucks, man."
Two magazines with Hugh Jackman on the cover. One is Muscle & Fitness, a men's fitness magazine, where he's shirtless and flexing while in costume as Wolverine. The other is Good Housekeeping, a women's lifestyle magazine, where he's dressed and posed casually and looks like a suburban dad.
Screenshot from the web series Unraveled. Brian David Gilbert holds up a pair of spiral bound books labeled Every Book In Skyrim Volumes One and Two. His expression is a clearly forced and uncomfortable smile. The caption reads "*pained grin*".
Pokemon Home reward for completing the Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl game dex, a shiny Manaphy
Screenshot from the movie The Substance. A hand in a black leather glove holds a white card that says in all caps black lettering- "WE ARE SORRY YOU DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THE SUBSTANCE"
Screenshot from the movie The Substance. A hand in a black leather glove holds a card that says in a blocky all-caps font, "WE ARE SORRY YOU DIDN'T APPRECIATE YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH THE SUBSTANCE"
A panel from the manga Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun. A teenage boy with a stern expression holds a stack of books. His speech bubble reads "You also should read shoujo manga every once in a while and develop some emotions." There's additional dialog on the opposite side of the panel saying "These short story collections should be easy to read."
A purple Platinum Preppy fountain pen above a note reading "Platinum Preppy (fine nib) w/ cartridge that came with the pen, it's pretty good!" A translucent turquoise Pilot Kakuno fountain pen above a note reading "Pilot Kakuno (medium nib) Iroshizuku ink cartridge, ku-jaku color ...I think I might want to marry this pen."
Image from the game Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector 2. A pair of orange cats, one with dark orange stripes and one with black stripes, are laying next to each other in the same pose on a pink platform.
An origami crane. Unlike typical paper cranes, the neck and tail are fully outstretched, the wings are spread wide, and the back is puffed up.