Ser P. Mullet

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meme of a swan chasing a person. the first panel is the swan saying "WHICH AMERICAN VALUES?", the second is the swan chasing, saying "WHICH AMERICAN VALUES?!?!?!"
classic Noah Kulwin post: degrowth larry summers @nkulw Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid
Mika hatsuni(?) meme saying PORTLAND MENTIONED with an anime girl superimposed over portland. She’s wearing a Timbers hoodie, a PDX carpet hat with Timbers logo, holding up her phone with the Hop app, and has a bottle of widmer Hefeweizen in the other hand. There are also roses, Doc Martens, a biketown rental bike, and a Columbia rain jacket.
Homer Simpson drooling and reaching, zombie-like, with half-lidded eyes.
meme of andy daly looking coyly with 555-COME-ON-NOW flashed across the screen
a DIY garlic drying rack with 50-odd bulbs of garlic I grew over winter. They're curing for use throughout the rest of the year.
A stainless steel mixing bowl filled with runner beans harvested from my garden.
A taxidermy bird display, the bird is grey and black, sporting a white beak with dark tip. The display name reads “American Coot” (Fulica americana)
Deranged goofy meme: “I’ll fuckin do it again”
Last panel of the dog from the “no give only throw” meme
the unix girl from jurassic park saying "It's a soup pot, I know this."
A raised garden bed (technically a type of trug?) filled with pole bean starts. A tortoise shell cat supervises from the bed wall.
X-Files UFO poster that says I WANT TO BELIEVE
luigi mangione depicted as a catholic saint
the teenage toker from the quoted comic, cut out and put on a blank white background for desktop wallpaper purposes
Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut saying "This pot is making you aggressive."
a skeleton holds a knife over the throat of an unconscious woman and a revolver in the other hand. A disembodied head is submerged in a vat of green liquid nearby. The eyes and mouth of the head are open, suggesting a silent scream. The skeleton is labelled "me", the woman "my agonies", the knife "weed", the revolver "vape", smoke rising from the barrel "weed smoke", the head in the jar is labeled "work", the liquid "edibles", and steam rising from the jar "also weed smoke (?!)"
Beverly Crusher with a joint hanging out of her mouth, text reads "I CAME HERE TO GET HIGH AND RADICALIZE LIBERALS, AND I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY HIGH RIGHT NOW"
80's news broadcaster with graphic above left shoulder saying "MARIJUANA ALERT"
Michael Caine toking up as Jasper in Children of Men
a Paperback Paradise image of a fictional Choose Your Own Adventure titled "Slonkin' Fat Doinks With A Fuckin Dragon" and a picture that matches the title.
an image of General Secretary Joseph Stalin handing a fat nug to the workers of the world
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo but it says "SENEGAL ARE AFCON CHAMPIONS" instead
large statue of Lenin looking at a smartphone
Historical Advertisement Flyer in a museum display: THE BIG SONG HIT! SHE KNOWS HER ONIONS sheet music phonograph records player rolls HEAR IT HERE
screenshot from the map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, with user @timbers-wire highlighted in the center. The map is fairly uniformly sparse with no clusters and no labels indicating the account's connection to the larger world around it, confirming the account's obsolescence, annoying manner, and General Lack of Swag.
JFK looking particularly zooted
A still from Waiting For Guffman with Fred Willard and Catherine O'Hara. Overlaid text reads "RON AND SHEILA ALBERTSON / Travel Agents". They are hamming it up during an audition for a musical to "Midnight at the Oasis". Ron is "dipping" Sheila in the manner of a ballroom dance.
martin scorsese "absolute cinema" meme
Image from The Wire with Omar, Michael K Williams’ character, but Ilhan Omar’s face is superimposed over it.
Single panel from a comic depicting Bernie Sanders as a Dragonball Z type character carrying a hammer and sickle, landing on the ground after jumping, yelling “FEEL THE BERN.” The ground is breaking up around him like an explosion is going off.
Poster for Jean Paul-Sartre’s No Exit, a play about three people stuck in a room together.
A fan of Mali attends the Group A match between Mali and Zambia. He has industriously used a suitcase painted in the colors of the Mali flag to add to the atmosphere.
Screenshot of Scottish lady saying “too bad” to an aghast BBC reporter
Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo (1996) on the phone, smiling with dead eyes.
Screenshot of Bluesky feed, bottom half is munchkinfunk’s post, “Feed me to the birds”. Top half is someone’s photo post of a box of mealworms with a graphical warning saying DO NOT OPEN OUTSIDE and depicts a stick figure, with opened box of mealworms at their feet, beset by a massive flock of birds.
Dawn French from Absolutely Fabulous saying “Lacroix sweetie!”
panel from a 50's comic book about if communism took over the USA. A buttoned-up schoolteacher stands at the head of class with the US flag changed to have a hammer, sickle, and star instead of the 50 state stars. The teacher says "Communism is the answer to all the world's problems. It will bring you a heaven on Earth in which everyone will be happy."
Lumbergh from Office Space
Scott Joplin’s composer note at the top of Searchlight Rag: Notice: Do not play this piece fast. It is never right to play “Ragtime” fast. Composer
Screenshot of Marge Simpson holding a potato for the famous line: "I just think they're neat!"
Jeb Bush: "please clap"
Time lapse video of clouds moving behind an empty Providence Park as it gets setup for a Timbers playoff match against SDFC.
Sweaty guy from the “two buttons” meme
Movie poster for Soleil Ô (1970) featuring a shouting man's face repeated endlessly to look like a crowd of clones.
Screenshot of a tweet from Noah Kulwin (using the screenname “degrowth larry summers”): “Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid”
still frame from Rushmore (1998) with a character saying "With friends like you, who needs friends?"
Screenshot from The Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz (a lawyer) imagining a world without lawyers (people of all colors, genders, and creeds dancing in harmony under rainbows and a smiling sun).
PSA flier on an outdoor signboard, it features a smiling cartoon bear wearing a life preserver and giving a thumbs up with a strained smile. The caption surrounds the drawing, reading "Don't Drown. It will ruin your day."
still frame from a documentary about the Donetsk Basin with a weary soldier. The caption reads "The kind Vladimir Ilyich would have shot everybody here."
Huey Freeman from The Boondocks with a judgmental glare.
Screenshot from the app Picture This: Blue blossom Ceanothus thyrsiflorus Also known as: Blueblossom, Blue blossom ceanothus, California Lilac, Blue brush, Carmel ceanothus, San Luis Obispo Ceanothus Genus: Ceanothus - Redroots Family: Rhamnaceae - Buckthorn, Hardleaf
still image from the recurring SNL bit "The Superfans", a group of large Chicago sports fans, starring George Wendt.
Stylish retro poster for The US Open Cup
A small bud from a hydrangea plant, which was thought to have died over the winter after no growth had been witnessed this year.