@timbothewiz.bsky.social

@timbothewiz.bsky.social

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Retired electronic/software engineer and EMT. Private pilot/aircraft owner. Humanist. East Anglia, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Screenshot of a TomTom advertising email, falsely claiming that speed limit changes are rapidly incorporated into their satnav maps
Screenshot of a gov.uk webpage, showing that you may interact with a phone, provided you don’t hold it (there are exceptions to this)
Picture of Arnold Rimmer (Chris Barrie) in a red & white checkered hat & dress, with a hand puppet called Mr Flibble
My watch showing the forecast local temperature of 37C and the actual temperature in my 1900s era house of 23.5C, with no active cooling involved at all.
Screenshot of a quote by former Defence Minister Liam Fox suggesting that the evidence given to them by the RAF regarding the crash of RAF Chinook ZD576 on the Mull of Kintyre in 1994 was misleading.
A picture of me sitting in the front of the aeroplane I built from a kit, between 1992 & 1994. It’s a two seater, tandem, high wing, tricycle undercarriage (3rd wheel at the front), pusher (prop behind the engine). The engine is running. It flies around 80mph, with a service ceiling of 29,000ft.
Road traffic signs showing the start and main body of a mandatory with flow cycle lane. Each has a blue background and white border, and features a white pedal cycle facing to the left, with a vertical solid white line to its right. The sign for the start also has a dotted diagonal white line from the bottom left to the beginning of the vertical solid line.
Screenshot of the start of BBC story regarding a 36 year old man being arrested after a Christian nun was violently assaulted in Jerusalem
Front page of the UK Daily Mirror newspaper, calling Trump unhinged, due to his recent threat to commit war crimes in Iran
Poem by Gerard Nolst Trenite, highlighting the way English uses different pronunciation of the same groups of letters in different words
Graph showing accidents per billion miles for drivers of different ages, showing that only those over 86 have more accidents per billion miles than those 17 to 24. Drivers from 41 to 75 have fewer accidents than 17 to 40, with 51 to 55 having the fewest accidents
Picture of one side of my porch, showing a black sticker on the glass, in the shape of a bird of prey, to deter birds from trying to fly through the porch, thus injuring themselves on the glass.
Rules on acceptance of gifts by British judges. Generally judges aren’t allowed to accept gifts, and have to report most they do.
Picture of me sitting in the pilot’s seat of an aeroplane I built from a kit. The CFM Streak Shadow is a 2 seat tandem, high wing, tricycle, pusher, painted bright blue
Post by the orange felon, putting forward the idea of suspending the constitution so he can be declared winner of the 2020 election, instead of Biden
Description of Christianity, showing how implausible it is
Passage from Ezekiel in the bible which goes into graphic sexual detail
Quote from Kenneth Clarke in Hansard, admitting that the PFI fiasco was started by the Tories
Graph showing Covid cases in England for up to 10th December. There was a large peak in October, but cases are relatively low at the moment
Publicity photo from a Roger Moore James Bond film, showing Roger with a group of ‘Bond Girls’, one of whom is trans.
Graph showing how the US has a far greater percentage of guns to propel than other countries & ditto gun deaths
Chart from The Times showing that the US has worse figures per capita than the UK for almost all forms of homicide
Post by the orange felon claiming that the constitution should be suspended because of election fraud
Graph showing Covid case rates over time, with a big spike at the moment
Aircraft instrument panel in mid-flight
Parcel left on the doorstep by a courier who didn’t even bother ringing the bell.