TimBooWolfe

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Four panel comic of two birds talking. The first panel has the first bird syaing "Aww, that lady was whistling for us." The second bird says "Hah. Yeah, now she looks like she catcalled that shirtless dude." In the next panel, the first bird says, "What?". The second bird replies, "Yeah she's gonna be super embarrassed forever thinking about how she whistled at a shirtless dude while trying to whistle at us. The third panel has the first bird looking down, trying to puzzle out what its friend is talking about. In the final panel, the first bird again asks "What?" in a way that implies its friend is talking absolute nonsense. It's a meme format, the original comic link's back to falseknees.com circa 2017
Screenshot of a portion of the wikipedia page for insomnia. Specifically, the section under "Problematic digital media use". After one sentence there are ten citation footnote links.
Baldur's Gate 3
screenshot of a search engine with the field filled out to say "why are wasps so shit at flying down to get out of the window they just came in through?"
Screenshot of me making a bullet point list of completely unrealistic expectations for the Switch 2 Nintendo Direct in the morning. The list includes: 10+ hour battery life. Free library of retro console/handheld games built into the system that requires some kind of convoluted button press or menu sequence to access. (The sequence is cracked and posted online within a day of Switch 2 release). Attachable second screen accessory included in the box that works with the DS, 3DS, and WiiU games from the previous bullet point. A built-in internet browser (finally)(again). Free 5G support for gaming on the go. Nintendo rep announcing that they made a mistake in last week's direct, and you can lend digital games out to other members of you NSO Family Plan online, not just locally. Surprise update to ACNH (Animal Crossing New Horizons) that adds a ton of quality of life changes and gives villagers more depth.
A list of 3 Diamond rarity cards in Pokemon TCG Pocket with a price to trade of 120 of whatever dumbshit new currency that game added in to trade "high rarity" cards.
Screenshot of down for everyone or just me dot com with a list of outages happening right now that goes from Github, AirBNB, Letterboxd and Hypixel pretty recently to Apple Pay and Discord as far back as last night.
Screencap of a Pop Team Epic panel with Popuko nodding completely (and falsely) self-assuredly. There's a speech bubble edited to say "That's how the game should be played." with a smaller bit of text with an arrow pointing at her that says "Has never played Hades".
Philly, famously not just camera shy but shying away from me all the time, requires candid shots. Candid shots are hard.
screenshot of my playtime for Wizard of Legend, described with: "Timbrrwolfe picked up this game for the first time and was immediately hooked". It was almost fully half of my playtime of all games for the entire year, even though I only played it in December for like 2 weeks.
My steam replay showing 5 games played, 37 achievements unlocked, 64 sessions, and 2 new games. Most played games are: Wizard of Legend, Baldur's Gate 3, Dying Light 2, Fragmented City, and Long Live Santa. It is a patently ridiculous replay.
Spotify Wrapped that shows Top 5 artists: Franz Ferdinand, If these trees could talk, System of a Down, Bruce Faulconer, and Nine inch nails. Top 5 Songs: Worldwide Suicide, Sinner, From Roots to Needles, DragonBall Z, and What’s in the ground belongs to you. Less than 3000 minutes listened to.
Manga panel of a small anime girl saying "Ah, so it's like that huh? I understand everything now." inside of a word bubble. And then underneath the bubble it says "Doesn't get it at all" with an arrow pointing to her.
A screenshot of Yamcha from popular anime DBZ laying in a crater, heavily wounded. Or dead.
screenshot of a discord DM that reads "I was gonna ask about robots but most robots that aren't humanoid tend to be more like...pet/friend-coded. But I guess there are things like one of the appliances from Brave Little Toaster that would fall under that kind of an umbrella. And with how much that movie could scar people I could believe somebody's hear me out list could have someone from that The fun things that happen when fear and excitement are basically the same emotions so it's easy to cross wires"