Tim

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Headline: US to announce deal allowing Saudi Arabia a nuclear programme, reports say
a Puerto Rican Wendy's
Native Puerto Rican dancers doing their thing
a hippo in 18th century royal attire because fuck you
instructions on how to put a life preserver on a baby, as depicted on the flight safety card of an A321
For iPhone: Add your boarding pass to your Apple Wallet so it's always available from your lock screen and you'll get automatic updates on flight status and gate changes. For Android: Take a screenshot of your boarding pass so you can quickly access it from your photos.
Headline from FOX 4 News Dallas-Fort Worth: Explosive diarrhea cases rising in Texas
Current Bluesky trending list in which Nigel Farage is sandwiched between Lindsey Graham and Sam Neill, leaving an initial impression that he may have something in common with them before the harsh disappointment of reailty sets in.
Current AP headlines: Lindsey Graham dies Mitch McConnell breaks silence
Old meme of news anchor who looks like the police sketch of a suspect
Ugly-ass white Hyundai Santa Fe parked outside a building
Bluesky age assurance pop up
screenshot of Dennis Hopper being interrogated and saying less than nice things about Sicilians in True Romance
Randy Quaid as Russell Casse, the crop duster who sacrificed himself to save our planet from aliens in 1996
a pigeon sits atop the large cream colored canopy structure over some Texaco gas pumps
That Roger Stone clown
Onion Kelly cartoon, "pervers" / "oui hon hon hon hon oui"
a floofy gray kitty crouched in the grass of a back yard intently watching nothing through a gap under the fence
the Got Hands meme: ok ima fight (this week) damn (this week) got hands
me: don't ever make up anything unless I specifically ask you to claude: understood
Headline: A Giant Scorpion the Size of a Coffee Table Is Forcing Scientists To Rethink Evolution
Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., speaks to reporters as Republican senators arrive for a closed-door lunch at the Capitol in Washington, Tuesday, June 23, 2026, to prepare for a meeting with President Donald Trump Wednesday. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
Headline: Alan Greenspan, economist and longtime head of the Federal Reserve, dies at 100
Headline: Scientists Just Found Something Weird Inside Moss
my current mess of a homelab rack
This is a reminder that starting July 1, 2026, the price of a new Lifetime Plex Pass will increase to $749.99 USD
my cat hiding under a patio chair where absolutely no one can see her
Norm Macdonald holding a mic, smiling and pointing
Serj Tankian in the Chop Suey video by System of a Down
Gene Motherfuckin' Shalit
screenshot from pdsls.dev showing my identity was created on 2023-06-12 at 12:06:17
the Nathan Fielder friends meme
a screenshot of my bsky android mobile app showing 3 indicated replies but only one actual reply
the original iomega zip drive boasting an impressive 100MB storage per disk
Headline: Earth Has Tilted 31.5 Inches. That Shouldn't Happen.
Walter in The Big Lebowski car-smashing scene
screen grab of the infamous Jaws dolly zoom shot
security cam footage of two small bunnies frolicking and play-fighting on a driveway behind a house
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"As the visionary behind the Great American State Fair, we are excited to announce that President Trump will personally kick off this historic celebration on Wednesday, June 24 in an opening ceremony celebrating America's 250th birthday," spokeswoman Danielle Alvarez said. Congress created an organisation a decade ago to arrange and oversee events commemorating the country's 250th birthday, America250.
ben balter announcing that he has implemented site.standard on his blog
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US Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent looking constipated maybe? Hard to tell if he’s happy or has bubble guts. He is always squinting so his soul won’t try to escape out his eyes.
South Park's Mr. Mackey staring bewildered-ly at all the scooters outside on the sidewalk
claude mascot and notorious sex pest Clawd
Title: Bluesky client say me I've an "Invalid Handled" on my PDS
a pair of 25kw batteries
You Wouldn't Enclose A Horse, styled jankily as the You Wouldn't Download A Car meme
an RNAV departure plate for Lake Tahoe airport showing waypoints named EDGGE, JORKK, and GOONE
Headline: Red Hot Chili Peppers sell music catalogue for $300m
screenshot from pdsls.dev showing my pds service switch from the bsky mushroom farm to my own hosted instance on this day in 2024
the infamous Jim Downey-learning-about-Epstein meme
side view of a white truck in a parking lot with the logo/words "Grassperson Lawn & Landscape" written on the side
Headline: Woman arrested at Dallas Love Field after 75 pounds of marijuana spills from broken suitcase
screenshot of a windows machine showing an A: (floppy disk) drive
claude code status: almost done thinking with medium effort
WW2 "this man is your friend" poster but it's captioned fediverse instead of Australian.
the ITYSL car sketch meme guy saying "i'm toast"
An image several billion light years across showing the new map of the universe. At this scale galaxies are pintpoints of light and there are millions of them arranged in a pattern that represents the chaotic surface of the ocean during a storm.