Tim Byrnes

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Ceiling air vent
Cover of picture book called What To Do With A Stick
Pink flowers blooming from tree against blue sky
Sign: “You wouldn’t put a stick up Gina Rinehart’s bum”
Sunlight shining through distorted glass
Abstract photo of blinds in dark room.
Coffee featuring the word ‘shit’ written in it.
Clock missing hands laying on shrubs and stones
Leaves with sun shine beaming through
Extreme close up on man’s face
Empty library
Picture of comedians Dave Hughes with quote displayed. “Religion’s tough. Look, I just yeah, hmmmmm, I don’t know’”
Burger King logo but text reads ‘keep your eyes off my yummy wife’
Animated character dancing above man crying in bed
Man standing holding peace sign. He is covered in wires and electrodes
Swirl of white and purple flowers with a gossamer face overlaid
Skywriting of a crucifix equaling a love heart
Tweet by Richard Dawkins: “Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "! need a fat bitch". What could this mean?”
Tweet by Richard Dawkins: “Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "! need a fat bitch". What could this mean?”
Tim Byrnes poses next to poster of The Phoenician Scheme
Side profiles overlapping and nodding while scribbles intermittently appear
Part of Adrian Mole that aged hilariously Thursday February 19th Prince Andrew born, 1960 It's all right for Prince Andrew, he is protected by bodyguards. He doesn't have Barry Kent nicking money off him.
Coffee mug with text ‘Don’t talk to me until I have smashed my penis flat with this mug’
Picture of radio broadcaster Neil Fox saying “There’s no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.”
Cover of book Work Won’t Love You Back by Sarah Jaffe
Back and forth posts on threads between me and dickhead comic artist.
Book cover of Grant And I by Robert Forster
I dunno. Some abstract shit. It’s all watery and there’s sky and some green.
Tree against blue sky
Cover of audiobook ‘Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke’
Cover of Where The Streets Had A Name by Randa Abdel-Fattah
Black and white photo of stairs under a layer of smoke
Man in wrestling mask arm wrestling a wooden hand
Screenshot of Thread post. ‘I am demanding the authority to arrest anyone who celebrates Australia Day. I will find them all and am never wrong.’ It has 38 likes and 178 replies.
Two faces. One looking down, one blurry and looking up
Black and white photo of person holding David Lynch book
Image of the Dilbert-themed frozen microwaveable burrito, the Dilberito. Yes, this is real.
Screenshot of letterboxd stats. It shows that I watched 383 films, amounting to 501 hours watched. Most watched actor is Gabriel Spahiu and most watched director is Guy Maddin.
Baby looking at distorted reflection.
Mt Nadir front person Frankie singing on stage. Bassist in background. Lots of colours.
Statues of The Bee Gees and a man draping his arms over the shoulders of two thirds of the band. His expression is odd.
Photo of Bernard Fanning. Below is the headline ‘The Beastie Boys were really rude - I gave Adam Yauch the finger'
Post on threads by Tim Byrnes. “It’s comforting to know Andrew Tate is infertile. That’s a gene pool that doesn’t need any expansion.” It has 31k likes.
A baby staring at a very distorted reflection.
Screenshot of Threads exchange. Me: Life coaches use Al art because they have no skills. They have no skills because life coach isn't a real job. Reply from aicreativeos: 😀🫶
A list of nominees for the best audio book, narration, and storytelling recording Grammy. Highlighted is you know it’s true: the real story of milli vanilli by fab morvan
Close up of baby’s onesie. It has a happy dinosaur saying ‘Dino-mite dad’
Man wearing sheet featuring sunglasses and a handlebar moustache
Picture of post showing Werner Herzog shirt
Extreme close up on baby’s fingers. The pinky finger has a longer, pointier nail
Baby feet against a green material background
Extreme close-up of baby hair. It’s dark and more than the average baby’s head. It’s not creepy.
Woman in hospital bed holding a newborn baby
Black shirt that reads ‘World’s Only Dad’
Photo of pregnant belly
Warped portrait of man
Poster for the film ‘In A Violent Nature’ A man’s back. In front of him is a sunset and woods.
Video of eyes appearing on screen as purple light flashes around it.
Orange clouds on blue sky