Capitalist Lion Tamer

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Haley in Preacher Season 1
Garrett Dillahunt, Justified
Not even going to do it because I don't need a visit from HSI
dolan meme but under text in a skeet referring to yet another Classic Meme for maximum interaction deterrence
Statler and Waldorf from the Muppet Show
If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.
T shirt I now own that reads "MAKE AMERICA ITALY APRIL 28TH 1945"
t shirt with photos of deposed Italian fascists that reads: MAKE AMERICA ITALY APRIL 28TH 1945
Abarth Tributo Ferrari
Too: Guy in bearsuit about ready to die in a fire Bottom: Ex about ready to ascend as a pagan goddess
Bands/categories according to AI: DIARY COMET RLAYGAR DAT@ PAAROO LUN
The horrifying truth of commercial ski slopes
I Think You Should Leave screenshot with TV ad lawyer Mitch Bryant asking "Has this ever happened to you?"
Opening scene where we learn about Madonna's big dick and Mr. Pink's moral stance against tipping
After his disfigurement, Mason becomes a recluse, rarely leaving Muskrat Farm, his country estate. He nevertheless indulges in whatever paraphilias his disability allows, such as getting sexual gratification from making children cry. Verger's only sources of human contact are his assistant, Cordell—a fellow sex offender—and Margot, who works for Mason as a bodyguard. Margot despises her brother, but stays in his employ to persuade him to donate his sperm to her partner, Judy Ingram, so they can conceive a child.
Gary Oldman as Mason Verger in 2001's Hannibal. His character *also* had a complicated, controlling, psychosexual relationship with his sister, when not avenging his decision to voluntarily eat his own face while high on amyl nitrate. So many parallels etc.
A combination of factors helped South Dakota climb near the top of the list. More than 6% of South Dakota's workers have multiple jobs, the 11th-highest percentage in the country. The state also has the fifth-lowest share of idle youth, or 18- to 24-year-olds who are not in school, are not working and have no school experience beyond a high school diploma.
“South Dakota’s robust economy is driving steady revenue growth, moving our budget in an even stronger direction,” Gov. Larry Rhoden said in a news release. “We keep our taxes very low and ensure we have the highest return on each dollar invested. We’re setting an example for the nation of good stewardship of taxpayer dollars by doing things the right way, the South Dakota way.” Sales tax revenue growth accounted for $17 million of the surplus. Fiscal year 2026 sales tax grew 6.6% compared to the 2025 fiscal year of 4.7%. *****The largest area of unspent funds came from the Department of Social Services, totaling $32 million.****
Lyrics tk
H Jon Benjamin as the ball licking Cerberus
will cut paste when I can
Meatwad rocking out
Business announcement saying Pacsun is coming back after a 4 year absence at a local mall... to fill space left open by a no-longer-viable Lululemon
Fry (during an inspiring speech): Heroes don't do drugs. ... Except for Drugman, I guess.
Simpsons scene with the car salesman telling Krusty the bullet holes from mob hitmen are just "speed holes" meant to make the car go faster. Replace "car" with "body" and you have the perfect joke.
A bunch of snowmen get frog marched out of trucks and beaten like baby seals to produce snow for skiers to ski on
Google news feed with 1st article talking about Ford rehiring humans after AI botched the job and the last headline (from Fast Company) being "42 ways you should be using AI right now"
Twins outfielder Rusty Kuntz
Alec Empire vs. Elvis Presley is a recording by Alec Empire which incorporates Elvis Presley samples. Empire recorded vs. Elvis in 1998 after returning home to Berlin from a tour of the United States with his band Atari Teenage Riot. As a method of escape from the digital hardcore sound he became interested in Presley, watching all of his movies. Inspired, he collected two hours' worth of samples and mixed them in his own particular style, *****the result of which caused his girlfriend at the time to leave him.[2]*****
Futurama robot cop to partner, in reference to what we're expected to believe is a consensual stop of Bender: "Time to beat him his rights."
Bender, caustic as always
Fry: Heroes don't do drugs. Except for Drugman, I guess.
this is not a place of honor
Nope movie monkey birthday scene iykyk
Hung like a fox!
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Timecrimes
CIA with a lot of thin vertical windows
Zoomed in view of guitar man's QR code
Polybius
Headline: Texas Races to Contain Screwworm
Mogwai - Hardcore Will Never Die. But You Will.
You're tearing me apart Lisa, says Tommy Wiseau as he moves to "Expression B"
Old Dutch Dill Pickle Potato Chips
List of tracks with remixes from my YouTube Music playlist
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy starring pretty much every respected actor ever
Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast informing Gal he's not welcome to "turn this opportunity down"
Two tickets to Backrooms, enjoyed roughly 5 hours ago
Hmm seems satanic
bluesky list titled "1979" that has the cover pic from Joy Division's "Unknown Pleasures" album and descriptive text stating "The best Cure album since First, Last and Always"
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This would also include any scene featuring Bill Paxton front-and-center. Paxton spends nearly the entire running time looking like he’s five minutes away from getting his ass kicked. It’s the pained expression of a schoolkid willing the clock backwards, knowing that as soon as the bell rings, he’s going to get slaughtered by the bully on the playground.] Paxton's fav emoticon is /:{ It means "Please stop yelling."
Metal tipped darts you could throw to score points and/or permanently maim picnic guests
Gather up these shattered words Climb upon your hollow horse And ride away Dress the past in lurid rags But we both lived inside the skin Of yesterday And things were not that way Bury me in photographs Rearrange the stars to spell Another's name
Kids, 1995