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34, autistic, she/they, single if you can manage to kill the abhorrent lich that guards my tower https://archiveofourown.org/users/wizardcake

Illustrated Nancy Drew cover of her and some guy getting menaced by a manta ray and a couple of skulls sitting on a mantelpiece
Manga panel of a speech bubble saying “Oh yeah! I’m in charge of dinner tonight. I’m-a off-a to the ga-ro-cery stooore.” with a little musical note nearby
kitty cat lying on my lap and glaring at me
Paragraph from the novel: But I don’t wish to mislead you. The feeling often comes over me that I am not at all remarkable; it is fun to plan a career, but in all probability, I shan’t turn out a bit different from any other ordinary person. I may end by marrying an undertaker and being an inspiration to him in his work. Yours ever, Judy.
Knitted dolls of the princess (and her golden ball) and frog prince. The frog is just as big as her and wearing a crown.
Most of a page from a children’s book by Richard Scarry, showing four anthropomorphic animal people jumping in the air and one of them parachuting down. One of the jumpers is larger and based on a boar, wearing a vaguely Swiss brown suit.
Two anthropomorphic mice from children’s author/illustrator Jan Brett, running hand in hand. Both mice are a little raggedy; one wears a knit sweater and the other wears a patchwork dress and bandana and has an acorn for a bag
Illustration of Bilbo and Gollum from The Hobbit. Gollum has huge all-white eyes and enormous sharp teeth.
A children's book illustration of a bear wearing a white shirt, red corset/laced vest, and blue skirt
Screenshot of Animal Crossing where an NPC says to me, “I know that YOU know where a utility pole oughta go, purrty.”
cat basking in the sun on a bed
A hand teasing at a curtain so the cat on the other side can play-attack it
Shirt with a black and white chevron pattern and a red breast pocket (and alternating red and gold buttons)
Cover of an old romance paperback called Harden by Diana Palmer, from the series “Long, Tall Texans”
Cover of the book Love to Love You Bradys: The Bizarre Story of the Brady Bunch Variety Hour featuring the aforementioned bunch wearing spectacular 1970s outfits in pink, orange, and yellow
Ingredients list where the first ingredient is Water* and the asterisk leads to a footnote saying, “Water (Vor-Mag™) has been vortexed and magnetized to raise the energy to a higher vibration.”
Photo of a cute mouse on the woodland earth with the title Will You Be My Friend?
Cover of The Pairing by Casey McQuiston, which features a somewhat abstract illustration of two people with short hair kissing
A drawing, probably by a child, of a smiling person who seems to have two sets of eyes reading a book that has long spirals coming out of it. Above are written the words “THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES IN THE WORLD!!”
Two photos of a cat lying on huge sheets of plastic laid down to protect the carpet
Photo of a pair of earrings that look like cherries, vibrant and scarlet and appealing
Four behind-the-scenes photos of the most beautiful man in the world wearing elaborate Chinese fantasy costume wigs with his regular street clothes
Photo of a book called The Book of Difficult Fruit
the meme of a man (illustrated) pointing a stern finger at himself in a mirror, with my own text added saying "you will finish writing your current wip and you will NOT start building an entire brand-new story idea out of this one single goddamn zero-context mental image"
Three photos from slightly different angles of a plush toy
Push notification from Spotify: “New album coming soon: Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify. Pre-save now.”
Silent film intertitle: All of England fell under the pall of Prince John's perfidy.
Silent film intertitle that says "Exempt me, sire. I am afeared of women."
The cover of the children’s picture book “Old Rock (is not boring)” by Deb Pilutti
Two separate photos of a dog’s face shoved up between my thighs as i am sitting
Three photos of my muddy dog
Photo of a product called a “shrimp enrichment accessory”
Photo of the cover of the book Bite: An Incisive History of Teeth, from Hagfish to Humans by Bill Schutt. It features an illustration of an alligator biting the letter E from the word Bite.
illustration of a hairy bony blue weirdo with a doleful expression (and he's naked but nothing significant is visible)
Photo of a pair of leggings with the handwritten store tag “Reptilian disco leggings $12”
photo of a jar of roasted red bell peppers with a shopping cart in the background
Photo of a children’s picture book called NOSES, featuring a close-up of a pink pig’s face