Tim Ostlund-Foss

@timostlundfoss.bsky.social

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Writer at Sounder at Heart, singer and dancer with Seattle Men’s Chorus, wife guy, dog dad, creator and consumer of food and beverages. Personal writing at https://words-that-stick-to-your-ribs.square.site/

A cute little field in an old baseball stadium with Sounders players warming up in clear view of a fitness center in Portland
Morgan Hughes, of yellow smoke bomb in a bathroom fame, said “people who weren’t around for the Great Capo War of 2013 Qualifying don’t understand how easy of a win this will be for USMNT on Monday. The AO Seattle chapter and their soccer-inventing cheerleaders have been planning for this exact day for 100 (13) years. Belgium has zero chance. ZERO. CHANCE.”
“I’m not falling for that hot take. That’s clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion.” - @NotABigJerk
Iran has a penalty saved against Egypt in Seattle
Lumen Field under a lightly clouded sky 30 minutes before Egypt and Iran play in the World Cup in Seattle
Egyptian player speaking to media wearing olive green warmups
Club Deportivo Morón is an Argentine sports club located in the city of Morón, Buenos Aires. Deportivo Morón’s football team currently plays in Primera B Nacional, the second division of the Argentine Football league system.
The bones are their money So are the worms
Look, Steve, I was acting weird before, that was Linda's dumb idea. But I don't wanna play games with you. So just come have some of my rib roast.
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A Burger King logo, but sandwiched between the buns is red text reading, “TUMMY HURT” while below in brown text it reads “gonna call da cop”
an image depicting 8 SpongeBob SquarePants cubes stacked to make a 3x3 square with one space open in the top-right corner as a ninth SpongeBob approaches to fill the open space. the text “my brother just another me” is emblazoned in papyrus over the image.
The Quaker Oats man stands with a parchment that reads “pure” while wearing a shirt, jacket, neck scarf, hat, socks and shoes, but no pants. The text around him reads “DO YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS | IF NOT YOU SHOULD THEY ARE THE BEST”
A 36-roll pack of Kirkland Signature Ultra Soft Premium Bath Tissue, with purple packaging
Goofy wearing a Hypebeast outfit, talking to the girl from the Goofy Movie in a messy apartment living room with clothes all over the floor, saying “damn, bitch, you live like this?”
Babka, a small chocolate loaf of a dog, gallops through a field
Denmark vs North Macedonia in a World Cup qualifying playoff. In the 43rd minute the score is tied 0-0, but Denmark have held 72% of possession, and out-shot North Macedonia 10-0.
“Our organization has been diligently focused on the fan and creating an incredible experience,” said Hugh Weber, President of Business Operations for Seattle’s professional soccer clubs. “This partnership is about unlocking more customized connections that reflect what our fans expect and deserve. It’s foundational in how we engage with our communities for years to come."
Paul Atreides stands, knife held aloft, beside his love Chani. Both wear Fremen still suits. Text above them reads: “I pissed my pants | I drank my pants piss”
A soccer player in a blue jersey holds a large note handed to him by his boss, a man with glasses and a turtleneck who has his hand on his shoulder
Victor Osimhen wearing a Nigeria kit with a quote that reads, “I pray for everybody. I really do. Except for landlords.”
Babka, an absolute chocolate loaf of a small black and brown dog, plays with a squeaky ball in the snow
Babka, the most perfect chocolate loaf of a dog looking up expectantly
SuperDraft Priority List Unless claimed on Waivers, a player who was drafted by a particular club through the MLS SuperDraft and did not sign with the League is placed on that club's "SuperDraft Priority List" until December 31 of the year after the draft (i.e., for 2026 MLS SuperDraft, until December 31, 2027), after which the club loses the priority rights to sign the player.
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Charley Crockett, with his name in lights, performs on the stage at Seattle’s 5th Avenue Theater
Three Sounders Academy players, Jackson Dale, Adin Fikic, Landon Lucero, called up to US U-16 camp
Club Necaxa’s Starting XI against Toluca in Liga MX featuring Danny Leyva as the deepest midfielder
A dark green sweatshirt with Babka the dog all over it and his name in big letters
Nouhou received a yellow card in the 2nd minute playing for Cameroon against South Africa in the AFCON round of 16
A loaf of sourdough bread in a Dutch oven
Burkina Faso’s starting XI in their final AFCON group stage game against Sudan featuring Georgi Minoungou from the Seattle Sounders playing on the right of a front 3 in a 4-3-3 formation
Another UW midfielder that may be of interest is Joe Dale. Dale’s a redshirt junior who’s been deployed in a number of positions, but primarily in midfield. He's a Seattle kid who played academy ball with Seattle United and has spent 4 seasons with Ballard FC. He was named to the Big Ten All-Tournament Team this year and pitched in 2 goals and 5 assists in 24 starts. He’s got a good motor, covers ground well and gets into and wins a lot of duels, but his ability to help control games with possession is lacking. If he’s available when the Sounders are up he wouldn’t be a bad pick, but may not be worth moving up to get him.
Donald Trump somehow looking like a wax figure of himself daintily grabbing a laniard that presumably holds the FIFA peace prize, a totally real and legitimate award bestowed upon him by his best friend in the whole world, Gianni Infantino, an absolute turd of a man.
Seeking Volunteers for a VA Research Study We are doing a study to help us understand how foot movements change on different artificial turf surfaces. Sports fields commonly use artificial turf surfaces which can have different levels of traction. Traction can impact a user's performance and injury risk. By studying foot movements on these surfaces, we may learn more about how to reduce risk of foot and ankle injuries when using artificial turf surfaces. This study involves: • Running and turning tests. • A CT scan and X-ray images of your lower legs and feet. We are looking for volunteers who are male or female, age 18-60, play soccer or have played soccer, wear men's size 10-16 shoes or equivalent (other sizes may be purchased if necessary), and receive their medical care at the VA. To learn more about the study and be screened for eligibility contact us at 206-764-2991. You will be paid for your time. Lead Researcher: William Ledoux, PhD 1660 S. Columbian Way Seattle
A vapor machine. Not sure where you put the tobacco, but you could blow Industrial Revolution-sized smoke clouds with it
Arsenal draw 2-2 against Sunderland after an equalizer in the 4th minute of second half stoppage time
Cheesy skillet beans
A man in a white Blue Jays jersey hides unripe, medium-sized cantaloupes inside a flesh-colored shirt to look like he has comically large biceps
SOUTH SEATTLE EMERALD But what does it matter if theye at the table while the rest of us go hungry? Our politics keeps mistaking the menu for the meal. We need something else our moment keeps rationing: discernment. Discernment sounds like this: Yes, race matters. And so do class, gender, diaspora, disability, and moral character. It acts like love, not flattery. Love that tells the truth. Love that demands more.
Matthew McConaughey and a collection of shockingly white folks looking like the blunt rotation in hell as Austin FC lose the U.S. Open Cup Final to Nashville SC
Mexico’s lineup in a 3-4-3 formation against Spain at the u20 World Cup, featuring Obed Vargas in midfield. Ochoa; Del Villar, Ochoa, Pachuca; Morales, Garza, Vargas, Montiel(C); Mora, Virgen, Figueroa
Babka, a black and tan casserole of dog sleeping in the sun on a bed on the porch
My beautiful wife with a sick ass buzzcut and a rad wedding dress walking down the aisle holding my hand. I have shockingly short hair, glasses, and a fire monochromatic navy blue look. Behind us is a mural we made together featuring a line drawing of a face with the words “we stand here with hope for the future”
Adidas and BAPE collaborate for a football collection bursting with streetwear attitude 03 September 25 | Herzogenaurach The whole suite of social sharing buttons appears here
You won’t find snake oil here. Only science-backed skincare + proven results
The field at Allianz Arena ahead of Minnesota United vs Seattle Sounders