Timothy Simons

@timothycsimons.bsky.social

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Actor. Golfer. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. https://linktr.ee/timothycsimons

Adam Brody cradles Kristen Bell's face in a promotional photo for the show NOBODY WANTS THIS. I am in this show. I like the title but i'm making sure that reviewers can't make a hacky lil joke if they don't like it.
a coffee shop garbage can with the label "trash hole" cause that's what your mom is
A dope Second in Command podcast shirt in a box with an extra sticker for the person who ordered it.
Two rich cunts who look like bags of wet sandwiches full of bronzer
Donald Trump photoshopped to look like Mama Fratelli from the goonies.