Timothy Malstead

@timothymalstead.com

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Dev, sometimes writer and artist and definitely not a bot. Enjoying Bluesky so far. 🕸️: timothymalstead.com

Pitt, a large muscled man with claws, looking very scary and agitated.
The Freeze Tank from the 1997 movie Batman and Robin. A modified streamline trailer with baffling spikes in the front. Women don't like the vehicle.
A young woman sits in a disheveled attic with her head twisted around on her neck. It is an ad for the too soon TV series of The Exorcist.
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen, as drawn by Jack Kirby. Jimmy is wearing white gloves and a green jumper and is preparing to jam out on a 70's futuristic Kirby keyboard device, probably sold to him by a swami or something. He is wearing very thick headphones. Superman is in the upper right background, also wearing large headphones, looking very resigned at preparing to deal with whatever dumb crap his best friend has cooked up now.
A drawing by Mike Mignola of Deadman, wearing a red circus acrobat's costume with a high collar. He is standing in front of an ancient looking statue, possibly Sumerian.
The deviously dapper Turner D. Century
The sinister Tall Man holds forth one of his devious killer floating orbs.
Joel Robinson, Crow T Robot and Tom Servo of television's Mystery Science Theater 3000
The cover art to Goblin Cock's 2020 album Dragonfucker: A Cock Opera. A stylized medieval knight and dragon engage in battle while connected in a ring.
Machiko Soga as the evil Queen Hedrian in Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan(1981)
Lee Ving, lead singer of LA punk stalwarts Fear, as Mr. Boddy in Clue (1985)
A picture advertising a tax accountant with a blank template string instead of the name of a city
An image of my phone taking issue with my saying 'I've heard tell that' instead of 'I've heard that'.