Tim Price

@timprice.bsky.social

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former Staten Islander

Dominic Pino
Two tabby kittens and a black kitten lying in a pile together on a cushion.
A whiteboard listing a bunch of cats that have been adopted this year with little photos of them taped up next to it
Jupiter’s Legacy
Donald Trump sharing a photo of Ron DeSantis captioned "Here is Ron DeSanctimonious grooming high school girls with alcohol as a teacher." and adding the comment "That's not Ron, is it? He would never do such a thing!"
The other Cyclops crying
An ad for Oscar Health Insurance showing a cartoon bear, paramedic, and doctor
A post from Booklist that shows a cartoony illustration of a woman showing a man how she can magically produce flowers from her hand. The caption on the image is Ethical Romantasy: All of the Swoon, None of the Ick.
@nycguidovoice: (Finding out there's a show called The Tonys) Dis is gonna be good! (Tuning in) ...what da fuck is...
"We didn't want to simply just put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires. It had to be unique [...] It fell into the time when we started pulling back and saying, 'Only accept insanely great.' And it wasn't 'insanely great' at the time.
Today 12:14 AM I forgot to share this yesterday but when [redacted] shook my hand as we were leaving, it was like he had baby hands. I've never felt skin with so little texture
A promo poster for the NBC show Medium with the tag line "Her secret is out."
A Google search for zeus displaying a bunch of results about some subscription video service called Zeus Network
Are we the sea peoples?
headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com • 6m its so england to have a dominant world cup match against one of the greatest teams in footballing history and to have that be a televised moment of national embarrassment. every goal makes it worse. this is incredible Reply: Capitals, please. 5:56 PM • Jul 18, 2026
Don Draper pitching Jimothy
Olive Garden: We heard there’s a wedding in NYC this weekend 👀 The picture shows two breadsticks with one wearing a veil and the other wearing a tie.
Robert Westbrook, Aircraft & Accordion Repair: That's how Platner/MAGA types think, evidently. Champing at the bit to be their worst selves, just itching to let it fly. "Hey, their guys are lying. Let's lie too!" "Hey, their guys are using racist/antisemitic/ableist slurs. We should do the same!" "Hey, their guys are raping. "Let's rape too!"
A sequence from a Captain America comic book where the evil president blows his brains out in the Oval Office
Lupita Nyong’o
Kurt Russell using a flamethrower in The Thing
The meme of the solder taking shrapnel to protect a sleeping child but the soldier is labeled Wall Street and the child is labeled President Trump Fulfilling His Dead Friend’s Dream of Blowing Up Iran
Clock King
If the main parties had stood candidates against Farage in Clacton, at least one of them might have asked difficult questions about why he failed to declare the £5m donation from Harborne and the unquantified donations in kind from George Cottrell.
A red sun seen through a yellow haze
"I have no problem with Democrats, but would be difficult for me to develop a friendship with one who has blindly been to a No Kings rally, suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome, uses the biased legacy media as their only source of 'truth,' wants Israel to be put in its place, requires unlimited immigration and voting without an ID, desperately aims to completely abolish ICE, allows biological males in women's sports, and denigrates all MAGA as fascists or Nazis, without understanding the real meaning of those words."
A picture of Yglesias with the caption "General Petraeus or General Betray Us?"
Westley lying in bed next to Buttercup in The Princess Bride
Wiki page showing South Carolina's senators are Tim Scott and Vacant.jpg
Stan Chera
Lindsey Graham's wikipedia entry showing he's died.
Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina): WASHINGTON - The Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina) released the following statement. "On the evening of Saturday, July 11, U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham passed away from a brief and sudden illness. Senator Graham's family appreciates prayers at this time and asks for privacy during this incredibly difficult period."
The Ingalls family in the new Little House adaptation
AJ Soprano reading A People's History of the United States
Vachss agreed and wrote a draft. He continued with his themes concerning child sexual abuse and explored the topic of child sex tourism. The publisher required Vachss to follow certain rules, like making a clear distinction between fiction and reality and prohibiting the Batman character from killing, cursing, or having sex.
The AI hater breaking down because he has no talent
Caitlin Clark with her hands raised but she’s not pinching her fingers together
Yeah, she can turn you into a vampire if you want. Then we can just get that out of the way early. I guess I have to deal with being a vampire, though. The Frankenstein is the only one who can't turn you into anything. I guess she could kill you and reanimate your body but she doesn't know how.
A text saying: Would you rather date a vampire, a werewolf, or a girl Frankenstein?
Rodney Dangerfield
Freddie: Do you really not understand that whether or not the institutional Democratic party acts the way it acts and the character of Graham Platner are two different questions?
Jessica ElgotC @jessicaelgot.bsky.social • 4h NEW - 322 MPs have nominated Andy Burnham as Labour leader. ethelredaunready.bsky.social @ethelredaunready.bsky.social • 3h They should all be ashamed of themselves. CM @cjkmuk.bsky.social • 3h Why? ethelredaunready.bsky.social @ethelredaunready.bsky.social • 3h Why what? CM @cjkmuk.bsky.social • 3h You said they should be ashamed of themselves. I wondered why? Colin Danby @cdanby.bsky.social What? 4:47 PM • Jul 9, 2026
Lex Luthor crying
Show some respect, for the people of Clacton and for England's hard-won democracy.
Phillies' Bryce Harper Undergoes Controversial Blood Treatment EBOO or "Extracorporeal Blood Oxygenation and Ozonation" is an unusual and relatively uncommon procedure. The procedure involves drawing out a significant amount of blood, treating it with a laser and ozone process and then recirculating it back into the body. Harper's post has received more than 64,000 likes, but it has also drawn some scrutiny. "Safety concerns persist, including a case of neurological complications after intravenous ozone that was published in the 'Archives of Academic Emergency Medicine' earlier this year, " Denny Alfonso reported for The Athletic. "The study highlighted risks of air bubbles leading to a blocked vein or artery, and the dangers of inhaling ozone, which can damage the lungs."
Neighborhoods of Staten Island
Bunch of dudes at Wimbledon
Orange cat Milo having dinner
Democrat Senator's angry outburst raises concerns: 'Why does everyone hate me?'
Tony Soprano holding orange juice: This says “with pulp.” Carmella Soprano: You like it with pulp. Tony: I like the one that says “some pulp.”
Mark from The Room saying “People are very strange these days.”
Is there anything the health secretary won't do in jeans? In a bid to project the White House's vision of masculinity, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shared a video of himself doing bicep curls, riding a stationary bike and even cold-plunging — all in denim.
Planet Hillary
[Verse 1] Born down in a dead man's town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that's been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just coverin' up, now [Chorus] Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. now
You'll see references to Fandango at Home transition to simply Fandango. When additional context is helpful, we'll use descriptors like Stream on Fandango or Get Tickets on Fandango.
Professional football is not a religion, because despite its many rules, rites and often bizarre rituals, everyone knows that human beings invented football themselves, and FIFA may at any moment enlarge the size of the goal or cancel the offside rule. Yuval Noah Harari, Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind
McCain sticking his tongue out behind Obama
A bunch of ICE goons wearing masks
Burning forest from Civil War